The Geek IO Show

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, we are gathered in the town square for the arrival of the King...and boy did the king arrived.
After the king arrived, chaos was brought upon to the town. The team had to deal the chaos and fight all 6 elements: The aspirin, bacon, heart, skull, mark and snail elements.

Join us on Geek I/O won't you, we’re Thundering Sluts.  

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In a live episode from Dragon Con 2015, we are joined by the one and only Cliff Haddox from iribetter.com  and we talk everything we had done at this year's Dragon Con, and what we were looking forward to the rest of the con!

Please note, this episode will have odd sound, and some issues through the episode, but it's all right int he end. 
Geek IO Show episode 120 audio archive

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, we grabbed our giant tube of novelty D4 to kicked back to have a level three upgrade round.  Our characters move from larpers to legit, and then we hit you with the paragraph.

Welcome to cavelands, adventurers. Davdak added some sweet skills to his sparkly belt, Saltaba got FIREd up, Dricu filled his spell slots, and Dhalgren stopped being lawful good (WHUT?!).  The party is prepared for the next leg of their quest.  Will it be enough?  Plus! The Summer Movie Smackdown is over!  Who won awards and took home the gold?  You can now take care of your fart gas.
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than thunder next to your face.

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’ve taken down Daddy Zombear and entered the inner chamber of Lance Rock to face our first boss battle.  Things actually go really well, and then they don’t.
Pour one out on your head for my homie and check for traps.  Make the fairy cry.  Make the dungeon master grumble.  Flame up your magic missiles.  Let your magic arrows fly.  Beware the swirling darkness.  Boom boom pow.  One choice changes the story.  What is it?  Tune in to find out!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  The king is coming.

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The week on The Geek I/O Show, we are joined by the one and only Kevin Bachelder who helps us to prepare us for Dragon Con 2015!
We also discussed: Have a real shower, $200 shoes, Quaffle the hole, CJ’s secret planning, Inside Out Bubbles, Spider Man is renewing his Vows, Fantastic Four, Rising Thunder and Dale mounting pink broomsticks

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We’re doing it hot style!

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s CJ’s birthday and the man wanted to play Cards Against Humanity.  So, we grabbed our evening clutch and played some Cards Against Humanity.  Things got very inappropriate very quickly.

It’s the raise of Mexicos.  Nothing can stop the friction pair.  Darrell is sleep deprived.  Dale does reading.  Jaz fumbles over swear words.  Raul constantly sneaks the win.  Budlong returns in a lesser shade of salmon. Rachel loves innuendo, and CJ always chooses the biggest, blackest dick.  The gays like us too much.  It hurts.
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  You can’t beat the glory hole.

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Join your DM CJ Boat and the adventures Jarred Azevedo, Raul Gaza, Andy Young and Dale Campbell as they continue their journey in the world of Dungeons and Dragons: 5th Edition. What is Wizzit doing to that purple skeleton?

This week on The Geek i/O Show, Yes please, it’s really big, and we’re a giant glowing beacon in a cave of death! We shoot zambie left and zambie right right in the face, take on a zombear,  definitely not going down, but going up.  We take up the flanking position, face some big time #PaladinProblems, go out and go back in, demand that Google Hangouts moves us, wonder why Wizzit is on Raul’s couch, and discuss sexy tacos.
Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We’re doing less than half … again.


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This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re hanging with our homeboy robots to do a rant and review of Transformers: Age of Extinction, starring Mark Wahlberg and his arms.  We watched all two hours and forty-five minutes of this movie, and it was all kinds of unconstitutional.
We discussed baking the rules, those hipsters died, you gotta get it with the balls, the Irish plot device, knocking bad guys out with an oversized football pillow, hyperdrive boots, this hurts me more than it hurts you Grimlock, giant roman candle factories, Transformers don’t understand what it means to sneak, why is Frasier so angry, and a Michael Bay checklist!  Plus!  She was orange, and the cornfield was green!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show Rant & Review, won’t you?  Because there is no place like Cybertron.

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, CJ tries to murder everyone as the party heads outside of Red Larch to encounter the bandits who have been causing problems for the local townsfolk.  Grab your longbow and get ready.
Dhalgren the Weird stands strong while Davdak takes two arrows in the sparkle pants.  Saltaba lights it up, and Dricu heals with one hand and cuts bandits down with the other.  Feeling vengeful, the party moves in only to encounter a hungry bear.  The battle rages on.  Fires burn high.  There is rolling in the Google doc.  Is the party victorious?  What’s up with that pixie and the exploding purple skeleton (my favorite 90s band)? Tune in to find out!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  Because no one likes a fake dragon.

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s time to head back to The Mana Pool as our brave adventures enter the town of Red Larch to learn more about the strange happenings in the surrounding lands.
There are grave nudes to the South, were no absolute evil is good.  The alchemist gnome Wizzit Fizbang pokes Captian Sparklepants, but gets down to serious business about a big thing of dirt.  Evil dirt.  Dhalgren makes and old woman scream, and the whole gang makes the townspeople uncomfortable after getting a big bowl of brown from a level 5 caterer.  Will Daredevil darkvision be enough for them to succeed on their quest?  Tune in to find out!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s like a dragon in an alchemy shop.

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