The Geek IO Show

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re back to normal (whatever that is).  CJ, Jaz, and Raul kick back and talk the geek about what’s been going on the last few weeks.  Would you like to come to my panel with me?

We discussed a log of yarn at E3 this year, MetroCon adventures, Arkham Knight’s got 99 problems, Hyrule Warriors, losing your life to Fallout 3, Hollow City is good times, finding Spider-Man in Lego Marvel Super Heroes, Fallout Shelter is more fun than it should be, Dig isn’t that great despite all the things it has going for it, tap tap bling bling, they’re not fire ants, they’re FIRE ants, Mario came out the year after I came out, the Japanese music video that happened in the middle of the Nintendo conference, and CJ and Raul discuss what happened at E3 (Jaz pipes in a little).  Plus!  CJ scores an interview with the spastic (and probably drunk) Rat-Trap himself, Scott McNeil!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’re smart like a bag of hammers.

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re doing something new.  Join us as we begin our bi-weekly(ish) adventures in Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition “Princes of the Apocalypse”.
In this introductory session, Dungeon Master CJ lays out the how-tos and foundation for a successful adventure.  Andy is gracefully patient while the noobs try to figure out what the hell is going on.  Things get a little crazy when an old dwarf pees in the woods.  Arrows and magic missiles fly.  Andy takes one for the team.  Blood on the ground!  Was it enough to win the day?  Tune in to find out!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than a gut punch from a magical earth knight.

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined (by popular demand) the winner of Inkshares Sword & Laser contest, and newly official published author of the Life Engineered , J.F. Dubeau plus the return of everyone’s favorite segment...CJ Tries Bacon!
We discussed: Big robot anime, Bayonetta is overkill, CJ doing all the D&D, MetroCon, Heros of the Storm all the time, New units, Unbreakable Kimmy, watching Pokemon alone, Cthulu save the world and alternative lifestyles in your TV Shows.          

Also we geek out about everything from running an inkshares to the resurgence of pro wrestling! Join us on Geek I/O, won’t you? We’ll call you Darrell!

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, the Rant & Review reboot turns eight, and it’s time to go big or go home.  There’s blood on the ground, in the air, and in your hair cause we’re talking about Django Unchained.  Are they even worth one point?
We discussed Samuel Old Jackson, bang in the doodle, don’t release your wieners in theaters, as cheap as free, the Christmas factor, do you want to shoot a snowman, the KKK is dumb, tap the tooltips, and then the last forty-five minutes happend.  Plus!  Leonardo Dicaprio is basically Hitler!

Join us on The Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  Don’t watch us on YouTube, watch YouTube on us.

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This week, tuck in for a trip light years away as the crew review the historical document, Galaxy Quest! We're never give up and never surrender!
This week on The Geek I/O Show, the Rant & Reveiw reboot goes into round seven, and we’re pulling out all the geek to talk about Galaxy Quest.  We take this big bucket of tropes and talk about all the things from Tim Allen’s hay day.  It’s a hell of a thing.

We discussed the borg bug collective, smooth and shiny Shatner chest, termites don’t have face wipes, ganging it with gangers, let that audio clip go, Alan Rickman love, Tony Shalhoub is high, Justin Long’s awkward phase, and two-thirds boobies.  Plus!  Star Trek and Dragon Con made a baby!

Join us on The Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  It’s better than borg bug alien goo.
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This Week: CJ, Jarred Azevedo, Dale and Raul travel all the way to the Cool World to bring you this week's episode! Hold on to your butts, it's real....The team Rant and Reviews the 1992 movie Cool World!
This week on The Geek I/O Show, the Rant & Review reboot goes down down down to doodle town.  We’re discussing Cool World, so sit down and don’t be a wack-a-do.

We discussed the 12 principles of boob animation, slot ladies never move, so many pencil dicks, she isn’t real and people want to have sex with her, big piles of Transformers monkey, the pinnacle of the 90’s, she wanted the D, laughing historically, dancing sluttery, two Hawkeyes in a row, and better than Wieners.  Plus!  Holli Would vs Twin Peaks!

Join us on The Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  Otherwise you can talk to the scary snake man at the roulette table.
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This week on The Geek I/O Show, the Rant & Review reboot peaks in week five as we review Avengers: Age of Ultron.  Seriously.  It’s all downhill from here.
We discussed speaker cheeks, shipping Hulk and Black Widow, killing ‘em dinosaur style, where’s Bucky?, Stark missile, one step away from nuclear wessel, who is pro-farm and who is anti-farm, theta protocol, and Spaderman!  Plus!  Look at the red balls!
Join us on The Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  The sun is getting real low, big fella.

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This week: The crew rant and review the 2013 squeal to the 2012 reboot of the classic fairy tale we all know and love. That's right, we take on Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters! Will we get burned?
This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s four score for our fourth review in the Rant & Review reboot.  This time, we’re watching Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters.  Discussion of this horribly produced film quickly devolved into slappery.
We discussed sheriff -stache, better versions of Whiplash, milk on wooden shelves, rom-com fight choreography, wizard slap fights, holy chain guns, horse nudity, and filled with shit that doesn't make sense.  Plus!  You squished his head for me; I love you!
Join us on the Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  Because if you eat the candy, you get diabetes.
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Full Surv

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This week: Join CJ Boat, Jarred Azevedo and Dale Campbell as they rant and review the 2014 reboot of the 80's and 90's classic franchise, RoboCop
This week on the Geek I/O Show, it’s part three of our epic Rant & Review reboot, and speaking of reboot, this week we’re reviewing Reboot-Cop...er Robocop!  So tuck into Dale Campbell, we’re going to have a sit-downey marketing meeting about this shaky one-camera film.
We discussed Crime Force: The Series, robophobia, why glass lung containers are the perfect highlight of your Valentine’s date night movie, CSI: Robo, tasering Rorschach in the back, the best use for Tupperware, weed, alligators, and crazy people.  Plus! Elite Squad: The Trope Within.
Join us on the Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  It’s better than that damn dream dance scene.

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Full Surv

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On this special episode of Geek IO, we continue our rant and review special mini-series by reviewing Snowpiercer!
This week on The Geek I/O Show, round two of the Rant & Review reboot happened, and we hopped on board the apocalypse train and froze our arms off to review Snowpiercer.
We discussed who FERTs first, is it ever okay to go racist, where to get all the cockroaches you could ever want, Tilda Swinton is kind of like David Bowie, eggs and guns, getting eaten by polar bears, babies taste best, and three questions marks.  Seriously.  What the Hell, Korea?
Join us on the Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  You get to be Captain America, I get to be Tilda Swinton.

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