The Geek IO Show

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, we laid the smackdown in our Winter Movie Smackdown auction!  We even had the most rad of geeks, Professor Shyguy, as our auctioneer!  You can’t handle this!  The usual gang was all there plus our favorite foreigners whose names start with ‘Da’, Darrel and Dale!
We discussed always going butt first, refreshing your body, Sentinels of the Multiverse, Trap Team, orc throat punching in Shadows of Mordor, big fat hobbit butts, Twin Peaks rage, wrist pain, schoolin’, mother effin Destiny, Darrel’s new shiney, another young adult dystopian future story with a strong female lead called Divergent, bladder stones in a Ziploc bag, Arrow’s shirt allergy and Dale’s shit allergy, may the yuletide spank, Batmoses, Emmy Rossom and Reverb, a bear with a hat, special effects nephew, and a shot-glass of Surge.  Plus!  Bring in the boner!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s like Oops!  All Berries: The Movie.

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, we we joined by our favorite tranny in the outback, Dale Campbell!  It was just like old times, and we were giddy with excitement because we all missed my Dale.

We discussed falling pink balls, the full reach around, the sickness of Mordor, Shadow of Mordor, Galaxy Note 4 adventures, Dale heads to Twin Peaks and eats strange Japanese balls, Rachel gets distracted by minions, speaking of kangaroos, Inktober catch-up, live horse noises, and a spoilering good discussion of Kree juice on Agents of SHEILD, dirty money on Sleepy Hollow, and The Balloonman cometh on Gotham.  Plus!  Twinkle hat pointy shoes!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’ll show you how deep the horseman will go.

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This Week on the Geek I/O Show, we were joined by Mara Macul Mendes, who brought us up a few pegs with her mighty MENSA mind meat.

We discussed all of the hertz, amaze-balls spider-dude, lots of Diablo 3, the Nike Plus does all you want it  to, floppy disks don’t go through the shredder, zip drive or die, never skip leg day, Silver Linings Playbook actually lives up to the hype, Budlong is all giddy over his new shiny Moto X and 360, weird scenarios we come up with for tasker, Budlong takes the Twin Peaks challenge, Jaz feels bad about watching Archer, Waze, giant moon fish spiders, science-ish fiction, adorable Riddler, The Dude Bro Channel, and Greek Alcho-bits.  Plus!  I’ve seen every penis in this van!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We don’t give a boing.

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, Rachel was away and it was a total dude fest, but we still managed to talk about pink things and Girl Scout cookies.

We discussed FTP work-around failures, Budlong’s little sister is getting married and Jaz has the cake, where did this extra pack come from?, tattooing Piccolo on your piccolo, Jaz gets the kids for a day and gets to be a pretend Chopped judge, we’re doing the Inktober thing (some of us better than others), Flaming Cowboy, Spiderman Unlimited is addicting, Ello is dripping with hipster startup bullshit, eBaying your Girl Scout cookie surplus, setting up a Surface while testing Windows 10 and other Microsoft fun times, Diablo 3 Expac, stuck on Angel, How to Train Your Dragon 2 is almost perfect, and we knock off a chunk to have a spoiler heavy discussion of the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and Sleepy Hollow season premiers.  Plus!  Pink Hulk fabu-smash!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It will be totes amaze-balls.


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This week on The Geek I/O Show, the gang’s all here and were ready to bring the geek, even if the Twitch chat client can be kind of a jerk sometimes.
We discussed flu of the penis, hugging the Internet, Marvel Live wants all of your money, Budlong’s new words shen-a-gins and distinginguitable, Jazfist vs the gas pump, iOS KOTOR, the youngest geek reviews Hearthstone (it’s not Dale) and its hard decks, CJ wins his own office, The Winter Soldier impresses, Budlong fails at Sonic, blueboxing, and video editing at 2:30AM.  Plus!  The villains of Bantham, grumpy Alfred, and our reactions to the Gotham pilot!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  You’ll be seeing Whedon everywhere.

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s CJ and Budlong (and then Rachel) rocking it as the dynamic duo (trio?) Florida Man and RightWing!

We discussed Budlong’s vibrating crotch, his slow leaking pipes, (as always) doing some funky… HELLO! After Rachel joins up, mommy and daddy fight over DVI cables, the blue bouncing balls, which is a special kind of superpower, daddy not liking Whedon’s water, also… DAMN YOU HARRY POTTER!

Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We’re a snaggletoothed bit of a thing.

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re kickin’ it old school with no guests at all!  We don’t need no stinkin’ guests!  Unless you want to be a guest.  Drop us line, we’d love to hang with you.  Nothing creepy, just homies chillin’ out together.  Anyhoo…
We discussed butt zipping, angry RoboJaz, how to DDoS attack yourself (DDoSicide?  Ah jeeze...that’s terrible...forget I said that), ArcheAge, bad things happen when children get scissors, animated turkeys are way more awesome than animated squirrels, stringing cables, loving and hating Bob’s Burgers, putting something in your mouth and eating it, purple tongue, twin peaks in Twin Peaks, lemon curd tarts, scientist take the first step toward making a real rainbow road (eff that!), Amazon bought Twitch, the ninja burger doesn’t look appetizing and might be racist, and pooping out quarters!  Plus!  Absolutely no mention whatsoever of that Apple thing that happened this week!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’re all backed up and exploding in your face.



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This week on The Geek I/O Show, we have our DragonCon recap!  We are joined by our own Raul Garza, because, well, he was there.  It’s time to discuss our adventures in one of the most highly concentrated geek events of the year!
We discussed Twitch going crazy, meeting face to face and eating schwarma, what a habitrail is, grinding furries, game room after dark, pen issues, tribbles in training, going bottle nuts, CJ meeting a fan, seeking Professor Shyguy with an Ali on your back, a tiny flash banging into Rachel and JuRY, sustenance vs lubrication, Christmas in your mouth, blender floppy flappaccino, gargling soap, two pounds of meat on your salad, Hunger Games theme park is a bad idea, who ate the Willy’s, and the only thing better than watching Guardians of the Galaxy is watching it together!  Plus!  The night time paradigm shift!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’ll tell you how many men, dressed as a raccoon, to expect in the line for the BDS&M panel.

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, we round out our Dragon*Con survival series with Santa Claus ... err... George R.R. Martin ... err .. Chuck Corum, the most excellent fellow heading up the Dragon*Con Facebook group.  He taught us to wear comfy shoes and that the best rum comes in buckets.
We discussed outgrowing shoving the people in, BYOB (bring your own bucket), rubber masks in high humidity is a bad idea, people watching and people sketching, cos-play repair kits, enjoying all the parades, Budlong is all bushy and busty, Tommy does Skinemax, rum and webinars, Apple TV poops on Netflix, Emo Angel is bad Angel, corporate-buzzword-upward-momentum-blah, IP security cameras, a blue jay and a lobster that codes, Raul plays the creepiest game ever, the final Twin Peaks report is upon us, how to pronounce wkhtmltopdf, and a freshly shorn scrote.  Plus!  Hobonet!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  The frame rate f-ups really hertz.


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This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by Kevin Bachelder, leader of the Dragon*Con Newbie website and Facebook group!  He has years of Dragon*con experience under his belt, and he has tons of helpful Dragon*Con survival tips.
We discussed pacing yourself, murder for sour s’ghetti, a pocket full of cake, duct tape and a large tube (and yes this cosplay does start with mistress), single-origin coffee and tiny crumpets, getting your con-walk workout, the 6-2-1 rule, CJ is tired of Darla, but he might have accidentally gotten a promotion, Rio 2 brings the cute, a Twin Peaks transvestite quiz, Chore Monster, a massive monitor set up, the damn dollar store, how big is Rachel’s bag, what is a hammer stem, and the results of the Summer Movie Smackdown!  Plus!  What is a breasturaunt?
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’ll give you some Santa Fe Corn Stix.


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