The Geek IO Show

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This week on The Geek I/O show, we were joined by Kim McGibony, who’s been going to DragonCon longer than Dale has been alive!  Seriously.  We normally joke about these things, but this is actually fact.  She kicked off our mini-series of “Surviving DragonCon”, and gave us the debriefing.
We discussed Need Coffee Fun Fest, newbie meet and greet, Atlanta is hawte and hot, the importance of showers, keeping your head cool, Slave Leia cos-play isn't about originality, Guardians of the Galaxy makes CJ squee, Angel is distracted by Arrow’s abs, classic monster fest, Atelier Rorona, Rachel’s purty phone case, Nexus 5, Cars with snails, 70's Disney movies are wrought with bad quality and child endangerment, there’s a fish in the percolator for Jaz’s Twin Peaks report, one mile is equal to two blocks, and CJ hates SAM so much!  Plus!  How not to die at DragonCon!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’ll throw some ladybugs your way.


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This week on the Geek I/O Show, we were joined by the best 60 second song writer on the internet, Ali Spagnola!  We basked in the shadow of her awesomeness, but made no effort to hide our shame.
We discussed Ali’s long list of rad web projects, the most Googled song, that Fandango gig, Budlong’s new tablet, CJ’s early birthday goodies, the small things that make you big things, free music for your film project, Fire Emblem on the 3DS, being beaned with a girl, putting cracks in your cards, bears versus gators, Rio is great, Twin Peaks may be great, Deamon was alright, what a "northern flicker" is, founding fauxhawks, the Surface 3 impresses CJ, and sexy Chewbacca!  Plus!  Dragon*Con is on the horizon!
Join us on Geek I/O, won’t you?  Shwood would.


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This week on the Geek I/O Show, we were joined by no one!  It was Dale and Alexandra’s last show, and we gave them a happy little send off that was mostly about them...even though they are leaving us...but we aren’t bitter...mostly.

We discussed doing all the monkeys, Apes are better than Transformers, filming corn films with ape diapers, surviving finals, David Boreanaz can’t make Rachel drop her pants, fixing the broken things, remote locations in Alabama, Neil Gaiman makes other writers look bad, how to build a Claptrap, going retro with Pokemon Yellow, saving coffee man, exploding the news, Gail Gamble, bringing the different girly dynamic, and jumping on the Jar(r)eds.  Plus!  We send off Dale and Alexandra with a big pile of feels!  All the feels!

Join us on Geek I/O, won’t you?  We’ll give you the bro-fist.

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by our favorite 8-bit rhyme master, Professor ShyGuy.  He wowed us with his geek cred and his legit ABC skills.
We discussed crafting rhymes and playing gigs, calling penises tweeters, ordering live ladybugs on the internet, playing Brogue, Optimus Prime only tries to give you freedom while punching you in the face, Chipopera, driving in the dark, the eternal echo, Neil Gaiman makes other writers look bad, True Detective blows Jaz’s mind, putting an unnecessary Y in your app name, KitKat brings the shiny, CJ brinks on Whedonception, Rachel ran out of Plant and Zombies, Doctor Who feels, Old McDonald had a Geek, Google Wallet actually in your wallet, Donkey Kong is cold without his banana horde, weird adventures in Netflix, blood sisters, and pink Kryptonite is fabulous!  Plus!  Pick Rachel’s Cos-Play!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  You're welcome to puke in our bushes.

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by the nicest nerd songster/podcaster/music teacher/whatever-the-opposite-of-self-proclaimed-is novelist on the Internet, John Anealio!  He gave us a full explanation of just why George R. R. Martin is not our bitch.
We discussed the surprising approachability of semi-famous people, constructing a podcast, finding your niche, tweeting Neil Gaiman, when a host loves an intern, closet ventilation, Will Arnett is our favorite Batman, Legos are awesome (and pretty dark), purple sentinels, Witcher 2 is exciting, Character Camp, American Gods is getting the Pushing Daisies treatment, creepy YouTube videos for kids, the necessary evil of documentation, Dale is up to date on Orange is the New Black and way behind on The Hunger Games, Soylent is a lie, the shaft and the glands, and smacking muffins.  Plus!  Dueling boner jokes!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  Where we always have penis on the mind.

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by the our very own Jonathan DePew (JD) from How it Stacks and the brand new Comic Alliance!
We discussed Two Dots, Penis Con interview being awesome, Rendering all the things, The crappy JTV video policy changes, Really really wanting The Division, Seeing Edge of Tomorrow… Tomorrow, Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds, More Marvel Heroes, CJ finally has a JOB!!, Starbucksing all night long, Dale’s Semester from hell being completed, Rehearsing for a wedding, Budlong date night with the X-Men, YouTube on Roku, Still waiting the American Gods and Azevedo playing with GitHub! Also, we geek out about Assisted Driving Cars coming to selected areas of California for a load of money!  
Join us, we’ll keep you chewing all night long! If you don’t join us, we’ll punch Dale in the face for $10

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This week on the Geek I/O Show, we were joined by the lady nerd Amy Frost!  She showed us how she earned the title of Queen of Debauchery, all while exemplifying her high standing among the nerdly house.  Trust me.  It’s all euphemisms.
We discussed neglected blogs, blank Cards Against Humanity, setting the uncomfortable bar, putting it in the wrong hole, cosplay with a foam dummy cake and acrylic frosting, Marvel Heros 2015, don’t forget your Towelroot, Earth to Echo is too cute and shaky for it’s own good, butter coffee exploding in your mouth, rubbing all over Florida, interviewing with new gear, what’s the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch, American Gods is oh so good, bondage over Clash of Clans, the cat at the door, and virginity flares up every once in a while.  Plus!  Amazon has released a phone.  Is it shiny enough to make us care?  Have they saturated their own market enough?

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We're huge in Blurmany.


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This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were out geeked by Delbert Sand!  We sat at his feet and learned from his superior video game and coffee knowledge.  We basked in his kinda almost Ted Rami appearance.
We discussed how great Maleficent really is, interrupting Budlong, Orange is the New Black may be the best show ever, killin’ Nazis in Wolfenstein new and old, The Printer is the Devil (by M. Night Shyamalan), Felicia Day is a timelord, Jaz is surprised at just how awesome Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children is, spending birthday money on storage, don’t land your motorcycle on a cop car, red hair and a russian accent, Arrow with boobs, F@#K Off, Xbox!, and nobody wants the #2 at the buffet.  Plus!  E3 happened and we sum up all the goodies, good times, and the things that left us meh-ing.
Join us on Geek I/O, won't you?  We Abzu you long time.

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This week on The Geek I/O Show we are joined by … Jarred Azevedo! He’s back, and ready for action!
We discussed RPG Maker, Hearthstone, THAT illustration project being completed, Fox News overreacting, Dale’s spider update (and how we overreact), My Little Pony, the color pink not existing, SHIELD, sick babies, new babies, bossy babies, Pokemon, Luigi’s Death Stare, Alexandra’s Skyrim Update, and CJ’s Watch_Dogs Update!
In our Geek Out segment, we talk about SOLAR ROADWAYS, the good, bad, and indifference in them, and how to actually make them work.
Join us, won’t you? We won’t lactate while our muscatches flap in the breeze while finding horse noises!
Just how far SHOULD a brown line stick out, anyway, Pinkie Pie? Oh wait, you don’t really exist.


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This week on The Geek I/O Show: we are joined last minute by Andy Young! (The AIE Podcast)
We discussed Watch Dogs, the Disney plague and how many of our hosts had it, UK zombies that may or may not be ripping off ghouls from Fallout, Wildstar, how many MMOs is just too many, RPG Maker Humble Bundles, Plants vs Zombies 2, camera shoots, job calls, Jim Henson, Reading Rainbow, and so much more we didn't really Geek Out about anything other than Tweaked Audio and CJ failing to use them correctly.
So join us, won’t you? It’s better than getting a new road bikini that makes you imperstinate Harry Potter with technology while being married but not getting laid by zambie prostitute that found Carmen Sandiego and skinned her with a cooking show audition addiction who puts his pants in pies. The unrelated elephant has plans, shut your face.

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