Wherein we discuss E3 Expo 2017, Metroid vs. first-person shooters, River City Ransom, video game sales numbers, Grand Theft Auto V's modding controversy, Mario + Rabbids, Super Mario Odyssey, Metroid: Samus Returns, cross-console compatibility, epic E3 booths, Jack Black, Call of Duty: World War II, E3 as a public convention, Wonder Woman, Super Smash Bros., fake E3 rumors, our most treasured non-electronic possessions, and magical life-changing items. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, and Justin Haywald.