The Geekshow Podcast Archive

NEW Episode will clean your parts! (NSFW!!) Rocket firing backpack classic Boba is coming back! Chris Pine is NOT Captain America. Pt 2 of “Cap hates America” New Superman movie? Hawaii 5 0?! New Escape from New York. Gun on Ice Planet Zero. Shannon loves Petes dragon. Bring your backpack. Do it until you believe. Stan Lee is excited about the Ant Man movie! The British are Not happy with Disney.   Pt 1 of “Cap hates America” Fox news is NOT happy with Captain America. (they ARE the REAL America…after all.)  Apologies in comics AND radio are for pussies!!  All that’s left are Hillbillies and Nazis.  Oh, and a new Riddick movie….and boobs.

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(NSFW!!) New episode is an embarrassment of bitches. 75% of the Captain America movie news is great! The other 25% will make you vomit.  Daredevil reboot writer. Woofboy is Stretch Armstrong.  No, that’s good news! Bill Murray wants to slime you. George is suing everyone! Get in my hold!! Turn this off! Writer Jake Black (Batman brave and Bold, Ninja Turtles, Legion of Superheroes, Ben 10, Super girl, Hannah Montana trading cards) Chris Farley IS Riker! Jake and Helen Slater. Are we going to Strawberry Days, Mr. Loothor?  Why should I be reading Super girl…besides her great ass? She can kill cancer? GSPC’s Fainting Goat. Smallville: Absolut Just us. Legend of Billie Jean? ….and then Glenn Close made a coat.

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NSFW!!) Fear and Loathing on this new ep. TV this week. Draclea: Year Zero. Avengers Movie lineup and beyond! Shannon’s dogs are assholes. Deela and Da Hav Knots will effect your sleep patterns. NetFlix, please! The football audience. The SuperBowl is in fact, a very large bowl. I have an offensive end. Agent Coulsen. Thor & Cap are YOLKED! Wolfman howl. Gene Simmons vs David Lee Roth. Cap’s story. Bruce Campbell vs Frankenstein. Scott is too old to laugh at fart jokes. How is THIS a Geek Show?! Green Lantern News; Casting.  Star Trek online for FREE?! Avatar is killing people! Planet of the Apes. Action figure news. Model kits for ALL! Is it to scale?! I learned how to put a battery in my Tribble. Free shuttle engines! The Iron Man 2 Fin Fang Foom easter egg. (NSFW!!)

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New Episode is Sandwich Crazy

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(NSFW!) New episode will stab you in the back with cute! Caprica. Spider-man 4 is NOT Robert Pattinson! Cowboys and Aliens. The Thing prequel. Platform God boots. Matt Damon is a box. Venom. Captain America movie casting speculation. Girl Comics? What’s wrong with being sexy? Crab walking She-Hulk. Video Games. Wii Weee! Sexism. Nazis on the Moon! GSPC Movie Nite etiquette. “Maybe it’s a prostitute!” Emo cooz? Mons Farr? Does sex belong in Sci Fi? Of course it does! Mope. Is that gay? Flesh straw. Dude, I’m dying. Would you agree NOT to shoot your best friends zombie? Russians are Armageddon it. An asteroid made of dolphins and whales.

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(NSFW!!) New episode features Release dates for Trek 2, Avengers and Pirates 4. Speculation re: Wolverine 2, Spidey 4 and Ghost Rider 2. Malchovich IS the Vulture. The Ateam trailer rules! Blake Lively is Green Lantern special gal. Shatner on RAW.  Boom boom. Okay, Veruca. Marvin the Martian movie? Y’all got fake poo? Who is Maddonna. Reboot Star Wars?! WTF?! The great Jabba the Hutt begs you…do not touch his blood. TV News!  Dexter theory: Suicide? BSG. Big Love. 24. Human Target. Up Chuck. Dr . Who. Future Wolf? Ricky Gervais is gawd. Heeb Magazine? Ghostbusters 3. Save Milo. Save Shannons’ mom. Healthcare sux. Neuticals. The pump? Pump more ham.

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Put on your Geek Shawl and cuddle up with the ibaby. Dr. Dolphin Cove. Marcus vs Jeff..who is the AvaTARD?! Top 10 movies all around, please. Drag Precious to Hell. Trek rules everything! All Day Sucker. Twilight. That’s how it ends?! SERIOUSLY?! That’s love, baby. The Walls of Fallopia. I’m bowlegged and I like it. Eat more pigs feet.

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(NSFW!!) You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll kiss 60 minutes of your life goodbye. Eric Bana LOVES his car! Best movies of our picks. The Nic Cage drinking game! Kick-Ass movie. Moon Knight in a pie eating contest. Star Trek: The Motion Picture at 30. Pon Farr meal? Splinter of the Minds Eye. You read a Lando book?! End of the decade. Geek on the Cheap. Its just not right! QT directs Green Lantern? Nope! I’m watching Smallville and hate it AND love it. Zan and Jayna? Marvel hates women?! Edward hates Bella! Comedies. Shannon wants to marry Jack Bauer!

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(NSFW!)   Dan O’Bannon, dead? Brittany Murphy dead? Gene Barry, Roy Disney…but still no Lindsay?!  Something, Something, Dark Side. X-Men First Class. Holiday timeTV viewing. Myth Busters GORN CANNON!

Eddie Izzard in Day of the Triffids! Kerry hates the gay?! Kerry did not know that! Brandons Big Gay blog hates the Elderly! We are only Media ‘Types’. Frazetta’s kid is nuts! Sexy Trek stars. Left hand = good cop. Right hand = bad cop. Harry Potter, nude?! I thought it was all about width? Horcrux?  Metalokalypse. Esurance chick is do-able. Sex with cartoon hotties?! A 3’some with the Geico lizard?! That’s a real thing? This package chafes. Wolfman is R. Batman is back. Battleship: The Movie. Aliens?! Matt Fraction IS god. Our mythology IS Marvel. Cap IS Jesus!

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Trapped in a massive snowstorm, which member of the panel will be eaten first? Oh, Scott Pierce…nevermind. (NSFW!)  Latest News: Germans in Vegas? Twilight Glitter on strippers. Max Steel? Its all FAKE! Where is my pirate hat? Princess and the Frog. Team Sh*t. Review of Avatar. Dances with Furngully. She looks like a pug. Unobtainium?! Seriously?! Look whats in the palm of my OTHER hand. Fantastic Voyage Never trust Donald Pleasance.The Deadpool/Zombieland connection. Men in Black 3? Ghostbusters 3 spoilers. Foreigners LOVE Heroes. IronMan 2. Kingpin. (NSFW!!) Uncle Kerry’s prison rape story time. Full circle goat.

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