The Geekshow Podcast Archive

This weeks new episode (NSFW!) will totally mess with your head, maaan!! (dedicated to the late, great Capt. Bastard) Hawkeye wont be purple? Really? Black Hole Redux. Klingon puppet Tiny Tim. Flipper discs (not the dolphin) for BluRay  The most offensive movie ever? Obama is a V?! Just repeat to yourself “Its just a show” The Daily Show IS the news! Werewoofs! Drakleeahs. Team Carmella. Getting mighty deep in here. Your monster is who you are. Raped by ham.

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Video Games. Nazis vs Dinos. Gestapo Park? Venture Bros! Superman vs Thundercats?! Star Trek online will ruin you.  Nazi Gorn? Jack-Ass 3D!  Man Ventures. The things we are doing might possibly be illegal. Lois Lane vs My Advances. Kligon Child Abuse Outrage! Most scientists are assholes. Putting the dic in dictionary. I am now, all for The Spider-man Musical.  I love brian COX. Space vacations, courtesy of the Spaniards. Wil Wheaton IS the Tube.

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Lotsa TV coverage and Twlight New Moon crap.

(NSFW!) Smallville. Lost. I hate Heroe!  Sweet, sweet rape. Hey, Grandma! Fix the TV! Ratings. Joss Wheadon has gone a drinkin’. Dr. Who. Thor and the multi-culture bridge.  Eddie Murphy IS the cast of Thor! The Mayans are still here.  2012 is HILARIOUS!  Spider-Man 4.  You didn’t stick the dismount. Spider baby’s ass? Another Rape show? TWILIGHT: NEW MOON is…..? The womens! Am Ia charming old lady, or a pervert? Black Wednesday Moan? Twilight=sexy? Gay boyfriend? Tin Schlager? New Moon is Classic Trek?! Bella IS a D tease. Tonite, let it be GeekenBrau.

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Nat King Cole Sore

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(NSFW!!) New episode is smothered in gravy! Micronauts: The Movie! Star Trek Blu-ray vessel simulator. 2012 wusses out? Fatwa? 2013 for tv?! Fourth Kind is fake?! Really!? Ghost Rider 2. Steve Guttenburg is good for the world?! Kirk in wax! Mad Max ine. We don’t need another Hebrew. Powers: What WB should do on TV. BSG easter egg. Geek Show says “Hey to strippers!” You don’t strip to the Ghostbusters theme! ATARI!  Star Trek online. Champions online. I made a Clayface just this morning! The Ace of Cakes RPG. LGK IS Madame Tesla.  Supervillan Troy. Phantom Moose. Little House iphone app. Remote control car is a bad idea. Best Comics ever. SQUIRREL!

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(NSFW!) If you can make it thru a slow first half, you’ll be treated to a discussion of ethical sex with a vampire, and the true tale of the elusive Eskimo Vampire.  Rainbow Brite’s Purple Pie.  Adam Sandler. The Dollhouse black hole. Wheadon hate? The Coen Bros.True Grit starring The Dude. Looster Cogburn and the Rady? Groundhog Trek Day.  ODIN! Sot Hockets. Buy Our Merch! Mr. Barnnchop will you climb the fence and get my heroin? V? V! Dr Who. Community. Modern Family. Heroes blows. Reverse Daredevil is Deaf Dazzler? Aw crap, I can fly.  Sex with a Vampire? Sookie Stackhouse is a whore? Eskimo Vampires?! Tastes Like Narwhale!

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(SUPER NSFW! You have been warned!)

Join us in front of a live studio audience, from Brewvies, for Geek Show movie nite.

Instant Halloween costumes. I’m a Naratu! Mecha-Hitler. District 9 is NOT Paranormal Activity. I have friends in the movies! Green Lantern. Captain America’s stupid wings. Wolverine’s stupid costume. Pride parade? The Pro, Sarah Silverman? Pleasured into pain? Amnesia! Wandering and babbling!  Dan Savage. Ethical Sex with a Zombie?  Lets rape Zack Ephron?! Horror movies. The Fly. Golblum cant ingest it. Best Iron Man ever. A paypal AND “pass it on” plea.  Brown coat’s Serenity nite.

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(NSFW!) You wont see this one on Comcast. There aren’t enough bleeps to make it safe for TV. Or Safe For Work. We’ve added an extra half hour this one time. The whole panel is there including our returning champion, Marcus.  You wont believe you ears. Critics are saying this may be the best GSPC ever.  Jerry Seinfeld opens for Marcus. Movie News including Green Lantern, Spidey 4, Wolverine, Deadpool and Xmen 90210.

The first negative review of Where The Wild Things Are. BSG:The Plan is awesome.  Twighligt’s sparkling vampires are part of the gay agenda? Don’t laugh, you might agree!

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Down a few regular panelists (they will all be back!!) but glorious as ever!

8 dollar comic sucks. Zack gets his first bachelor pad, advice is given. Green Lantern: Blackest Night explained! A new Vacation movie?! Naked Marge?! The GSPC Hoity Toity Book Club.  Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Zombie Stormtroopers?! Canned Ham

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Yes, you can geek out about music. This episode:  Rodriguez’s Predators. Halloween 3D. He-Man Movie. Cowboy Bebop movie. You can own Terminator. Paranormal Activity. Ghost Rider 2. Daredevil 2. Silver Surfer movie. Day One. The Prisoner. Spore movie. Tronpocalypse Now. Beatles Rock Band. Why the Zappa Hate? Sgt Peppers Movie?! Its Alive! It might get loud. Jack White is Vishnu. We are Indie douchers. New Music. Web Music. Spider-Rape?! Bruce Campbell. Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MaGuyver Chewbacka Higlander Elessar Jankow .

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