This week the Gentlemen discuss corporate rivalries, crowdsourcing, and games of survival.

Other topics include:  

• Beards
• That Dungeons and Dragons after school special with Sir Tom Hanks
• Carpenter pencils
• Hardware stores
• Fostering healthy corporate rivalries through a rewards program
• The Mummy Punch
• Stryper
• Voodoo Glow Skulls
• Hardware store Hunger Games
• Power tool juggling
• Toteslegitsoftware.ru
• Domain names
• ICANN
• Gentleman's Monocle Polish
• Pabst Blue Ribbon
• Beard oil
• Dad jokes
• Graduate theses

The Gentlemen this week include Brian, John, Marshall, and Ryan.

This week the Gentlemen discuss phlebotomy, public works, and Asian art films.

Other topics include:

• Life Coaches
• Virtual reality goggles
• Emergen-C
• The Department of Parks and Recreation
• Mystery raisins

The Gentlemen this week include Brian, John, Marshall, and Ryan.

This week the Gentlemen discuss animal husbandry, sibling rivalry, and fun with combustibles.

Ooh, Remy...

Other topics include:

·         Charlie the Horse

·         Head trauma and childhood acrobatics

·         Video conference shenanigans

·         Microsoft Lync product improvements

·         Run-ins with the law

·         Dancing the Fishstick

·         Tales from the sea

·         Burner toilets

·         Moon boots

·         Potato guns

·         Tree houses

·         Zip lines

·         Go karts

·         Dog breeders

·         Juevos rancheros

·         Whitey tighties

The Gentlemen this week include Brian, Gabe, Marshall, and Ryan.

Not to be dissuaded by the colossal failure of Chirpers, the Gentlemen develop a plan to blow the Hospitality Industry WIDE OPEN!

We derived our inspiration for this business venture from this establishment. 

The Gentlemen include: Marshall, Gabe, Ryan and Brian

This week the Gentlemen follow up on Chirpers and discuss sports announcing and macerating toilets.

Other topics of discussion include:

• Toilet flushing mechanics
• Flashdance
• Danica Patrick's Crash
• Competitive Sports Announcing
• Vuvuzelas (John bought one)
• Smack Talk
• Temporal continuity
• John's Law
• Asimov's 3 Laws of Robotics  and XKCD comic
• Chirpers Follow-up
• Euro-English
• Cricket Food Items
• Crows, Ravens and Rooks
  • A Sinatra of Crooners
• Hoboken vs the Hobo King
• Meat Mountain
• The Punnight Show
• Macerating Toilets
  • Man vs Machine

This week the gentlemen discuss an unique business opportunity.

Other topics of conversation include:

• The arrival of ~Pamantha
• Poe's Law
• IM
• A voice for video
• Loving spousal comments
• Cricket Beer
• Kickstarter
  • Mealworm Hive
• Cricket flour
• Chirpers - chirpers.biz
• Dad joke fortune cookies
• Giant insects
• Insect stories

This week the Gentlemen discuss thermodynamics, regional frozen custard, and traditional Halloween celebrations.

The Demon Child

Other topics of discussion include:

• Jumping the Shark
• Tech on TV - A Drinking Game
• Hurricane -Pamantha
• Brian can't say words
• Lazarus Pits
• Votive Candles
• Gabe's Music
  • Like this
  • and this
  • or this
• Hillbilly Hot Tubs
• Giant Hot Tub Math
  • BTUs
  • iPhone and Bromine
  • Thermite
• Obligatory XKCD Reference
• Halloween and Memories Thereof
  • How to Spot Dangerous Candy
• Bea's Ho-Made Products
• The Demon Child
• Custard's Last Stan
• Frozen Custard vs Ice Cream
• Hey Cows!

This week the gentlemen discuss creative naming conventions, programming languages, and fanciful neck wear.

Other topics of discussion include:

• The McGyver Theme
• Gorilla Grodd
• Lemonheads and Phrenology
• Jamiroquai
• -Pamantha Joythe
• Harry Potter
• Vocational Names
• Godparents
• IPv6
• Unicode 9 and Emoji
• Ye++
• XKCD - Exploits of a Mom

Gabe's Saturn Bird

• Whistle Tip exhaust
• Work Stories
• Bow ties and other fanciful men's neck wear
  • How to tie a bow tie
  • Bulldogger

The Gentlemen this week include Brian, Gabe, John, Marshall, and Ryan.

This week the gentlemen discuss  Mexican folklore, confectionery delights and amateur phlebotomy.

• Inappropriate Pop Rocks slogans
• Grandpa Joe's coke nails and Jackie Joyner Kersee
• Good and bad juicing
• Geologic uses of Pop Rocks
• MSDS
  • XKCD What If? - Extreme Boating
  • Third Sound
• Stormy Grey ink
• Similarity between ink and drug terminology
• Midwest storms and bachelor parties
• Flying with family
• Midwifery
• Injectible Flintstone Vitamins
• El Anima de Sayula
• Quesarilla, where they don't make cheese
  • Disney's Beauty and the Beast
• Necco Wafers

The Gentlemen this week include Brian, Gabe, Marshall, and Ryan.

This week the Gentlemen discuss exotic scents and flavors, titles of nobility, and seed research.

Other topics of discussion include:

• Esquire
  • Magazine
  • Origins
• Castoreum
• -Pamantha Joythe
• Marshall's Family Planning and medical coding philosophies
• Ambergris
• Skunk scent, porch cats and Alaskan fishing smells
• Dominican Septic Fields
• Various seeds and their burning properties
• Jokes likely to get us in trouble
• K-Mart
• Circus Peanuts
• Esquire Grilling Paste
• Expired Foodstuffs
• Mead and Guinness
• Laffy Taffy and non-standard joke responses
• Lawn mower racing

The Gentlemen this week include Brian, Gabe, Marshall, and Ryan.