The Geoff Keith Show

It's late, but I stayed up to knock something out for you. Besides my usual fun news stories I talk about people lying about the breed of their dogs (weirdos, no way around it), a comedian buddy who I just argued with and it went nowhere (but we still love each other), the fun email group I'm in and, honestly, it's 2AM and I can't remember what else I talked about. 

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My daughter is at her first day of school so I quickly address the fact that I cry way more than the average person (just a guess). Some scientists made vodka from the water at Chernobyl, spiders are the epitome of icky and I will hunt down their entire families if I have to, funny news stories, and what if Woodstock was just meh and we're being lied to? Oh, I also discuss freestyle rap battlers and my random assumption that ugly dudes were getting a lot of hot hippie chicks in the 60s.

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If you really want to know if he or she is the one travel through an airport with them first! Clickbait stories get me every time, Social Media should come with a Surgeon General Warning, will the real Snow White please stand up?, mass shootings, blame games, kid calls 911 to order pizza, and so much more! 

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On this episode I talk about some of my pet peeves, Mario Lopez comments about transgender kids, the Democrat debates, a bunch of fun news stories, and a special life hack from me to you. 

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Whether it's an Orthodox Bat Mitzvah, opening for Jeff Dunham in Palm Beach, FL, or performing for drunk and tired cruise ship passengers, I have bombed in many ways.

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On this episode I talk about how out-of-control talented Jamie Foxx and Zac Efron and then I tackle some weird news stories that are just fun. 

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I took some time off, but I am back and will be cranking out content as much as possible from now on. On this pod I talk a little writing for "Paradise Hotel" on FOX (now HULU), doing a fun event for AIPAC in New York City, some joke ideas I've been working on and my children's book which should be available soon. 

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People think I'm crazy, but #CobraKai on #YouTube is maybe the best show I've ever seen. @breternst and @standupdan are awesome in it. I'm happy with a new gig I got, but who knows how it'll go? Mosquitos are anti-Semitic and nothing I do can prevent them from attacking me. My family is the best thing in my life and I barely get to spend time with them. 

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Also, check out my other podcast with @iangulbransen "The E & G Podcast" wherever you listen to podcasts.

I've been performing all week at The Stratosphere, now The STRAT, in Las Vegas all week. The LA Comedy Club is one of my favorite clubs to play and all the shows were going smoothly until last night when a drunk woman in the front row enjoyed the show a little too much. Listen for the specifics. Spoiler alert, she got kicked out and wanted to talk to me about it with her lumberjack boyfriend. I end the pod with 26 Psychology Facts about humans and beg for tips about where to stay and go in Napa Valley/Sonoma Wine Country. Don't let me disappoint my wife!

Tell your friends and please follow me on IG and Twitter: @geoffkeith on YouTube.com/KeithKomic and you can always email me with love or hate at [email protected]. If it's hate please put "Hate" in the subject line so I know to take a deep breath before ignoring it. 

Also, check out my other podcast with @iangulbransen "The E & G Podcast" wherever you listen to podcasts.