The Geriatric Millennials

By The Geriatric Millennials

Join Jayme and Beth (long time friends and proud geriatric millennials) as they dive into a tapestry of topics. From nostalgic interludes that will transport you back to the ‘80s and ‘90s to laugh-out... more

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How many episodes does The Geriatric Millennials have?

The podcast currently has 221 episodes available.

The Geriatric Millennials episodes:

February 24, 2026 The Importance of Ladies' Night
Episode 214. This week Jayme and Beth are making the case that time with your friends isn’t extra.....it’s essential! The ladies are sharing their favorite ways to make it actually happen, from low-key admin nights where everyone tackles life logistics together, to bring a board potlucks (charcuterie, soup, dips), to manifestation punch cards. It’s about friendship in midlife, being intentional instead of accidentally isolated, and giving yourself full permission to put the girls on the calendar and mean it!
On this episode >> make it happen >> the creative friend >> sanctuary spaces
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Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
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Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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21min
February 17, 2026 Cringe Purge vol. 15
Episode 213. We’re back with another soul-cleansing round of cringe purging stories.
On this episode >> double flush >> love you David >> crying in your truck
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Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
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Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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21min
February 10, 2026 What in the Dating Apps?
Episode 212. Beth is (almost) officially back in the dating app trenches, and we’re talking about it. We're sharing what it’s really like navigating modern dating, from profile choices to unexpected matches and the emotional rollercoaster that comes with putting yourself out there.
On this episode >> dating troops >> too many selfies >> swipe, swipe baby
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Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
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Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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25min
February 03, 2026What We're Into | February 2026
Episode 211. This week Jayme and Beth are sharing all the things that are bringing them a bit a happiness in the bleakness of the world.
On this episode >> amazon returns >> cracked heels >> spicy tv
Mentions:
Tell Me Lies - Hulu
The Residence - Netflix
Bridgeton - Netflix
The Beast in Me - Netflix
The Tenant by Frida McFadden
Dating After the End of the World by Jeneva Rose
The Grace Year by Kim Liggett
Seoul Beauty Club
Aquaphor Healing Balm Stick

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Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
__________
Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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25min
January 27, 2026 Winter Gripe Fest
Episode 210. Join Beth and Jayme as they embark on a relatable gripe session about the trials and tribulations of winter life. From the chilling reality of cold feet to the frustrating quest for the perfect jacket, they dive deep into the little annoyances that come with the season.
On this episode >> more holidays please >> I'm cold >> nature is boring
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Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
__________
Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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18min
January 20, 2026 Back to 2016
Episode 209. Join Beth and Jayme as they take a delightful trip down memory lane, revisiting the iconic year of 2016 and even flashing back to 2006! From life-changing moves and first homes to unforgettable beauty trends and hilarious parenting moments. Discover what made these years so pivotal in their lives and how they navigated the ups and downs of adulthood. It's a fun, heartfelt conversation that reminds us how far we've come and the lessons we've learned along the way!
On this episode >> hair transformations >> youth group memories >> make that money
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Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
__________
Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
...more
20min
January 13, 2026 New Year, Same-ish Us
Episode 208. We’re reflecting on the fresh start energy of a new year.....minus the pressure to become different people overnight! We’re talking about what we’re carrying into this next season, what we’re leaving behind, and how we’re setting intentions that feel more like gentle nudges than major overhauls.
On this episode >> pump it up >> am I fun? >> thank you past me
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Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
__________
Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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27min
January 06, 2026 Best of 2025 - Part 2
Episode 207. We’re wrapping up 2025 with a look back at the things we absolutely loved this year! Join us as we dive into the movies, books, and beauty products that made the year unforgettable. It’s like a year-end recap mixed with a conversation with your besties!
On this episode >> dance dance dance >> movie nights >> cheerleading
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Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
__________
Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
...more
21min
December 30, 2025Best of 2025 - Part 1
Episode 206. We’re wrapping up 2025 with a look back at the things we absolutely loved this year! Join us as we dive into the movies, books, and beauty products that made the year unforgettable. It’s like a year-end recap mixed with a conversation with your besties!
Mentions:
In loving memory of JaVonna Thomas
The Geriatric Millennials Website
One Tough Cookie Podcast
Best of Beauty 2025:
Allure Beauty Box
Fab Fit Fun
Rare Beauty Find Comfort Body & Hair Fragrance Mist
FENTY Skin Allover Body Mist - Green Raspberry
Kulfi Lip Stain
Tony Moly Pumpkin Eye Patches & Creams
Anastasia Beverly Hills - Brow Definer 3-in-1 Easy Define, Fill, & Detail Eyebrow Pencil
COSRX - The 6 Peptide Skin Booster Serum
CurvLife Nail Glue
skinfix AHA/BHA Niacinamide Exfoliating Pads
Dove Aluminum Free
ILIA Lip Sketch Hydrating Lipstick + Lip Liner Crayon
Drybar Prep Rally Prime & Prep Detangler
SGX NYC Blaze

Books:
Lights Out by Navessa Allen
The Housemaid by Freida McFadden
Author Jeneva Rose
What Lies in the Woods by Kate Alice Marshall
A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Mass
Yours Truly by Abby Jimenez
The Berry Pickers by Amanda Peters
The Wedding People by Alison Espach
AWAKE: A Memoir by Jen Hatmaker

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Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
__________
Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
...more
37min
December 23, 2025 Throwback Christmas
Episode 205. Join Beth and Jayme as they take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, reminiscing about the carefree days of childhood when holiday magic was abundant and responsibilities were non-existent.
On this episode >> Rudolph with your nose so bright >> midnight present party >> Christmas around the world
__________
Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
__________
Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

...more
20min

FAQs about The Geriatric Millennials:

How many episodes does The Geriatric Millennials have?

The podcast currently has 221 episodes available.

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