The Geriatric Millennials

By The Geriatric Millennials

Join Jayme and Beth (long time friends and proud geriatric millennials) as they dive into a tapestry of topics. From nostalgic interludes that will transport you back to the ‘80s and ‘90s to laugh-out... more

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How many episodes does The Geriatric Millennials have?

The podcast currently has 236 episodes available.

The Geriatric Millennials episodes:

June 09, 2026 Flashback: 1993
Join Jayme and Beth as they take a nostalgic trip back to 1993! Listen in as they gush over heartthrobs like Joey Lawrence and Zach Morris, reminisce on classic Nickelodeon cartoons, revisit karaoke worthy songs, and try their best to remember the plot of The Son-In-Law!
On this episode >> Miss Janet >> Donna Martin Graduates >> What was Meatloaf talking about?
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Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
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Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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33min
June 02, 2026 Trends We're Into
Episode 228. Join Beth and Jayme as they dive into the ever-evolving world of trends, exploring everything from the resurgence of baggy pants to the quirky charm of Birkenstocks.
On this episode >> smutty dragons >> curls for days >> AI hate
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Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
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Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
...more
21min
May 26, 2026 Dating Story: The Final Chapter
Episode 227. Beth shares her tumultuous journey navigating apps like Hinge and Bumble. From awkward conversations to the struggle of finding genuine connections, Beth recounts her experiences with a variety of suitors that left her feeling more exhausted than excited.
On this episode >> to ghost or not to ghost >> the art of peacocking >> men in the wild
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Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
__________
Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
...more
23min
May 19, 2026 Our Top 5 Horror Stories
Episode 226. Join Beth and Jayme as they explore their own personal horror shows. From runny eggs to the terror of making dinner decisions, they share the everyday annoyances that send them into a spiral of panic and frustration.
On this episode >> perfect pony >> dance the night away >> scrambled...hard
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Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
__________
Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
...more
26min
May 12, 2026 Holy Pelvic Floor
Episode 225. Beth and Jayme dive into the often unspoken realities of women's health, sharing their personal experiences with pelvic floor therapy and the challenges that come with it.
On this episode >> teen room makeovers >> peak girlhood >> lady bits
__________
Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
__________
Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
...more
37min
May 05, 2026 Gripe Session vol. 6
Episode 224. Jayme and Beth with another gripe session. The world is worlding and they are sharing some of the not so simple things that are making life more annoying than it needs to be.
On the episode >> red cards >> meme lords >> performative prayer
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Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
__________
Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
...more
29min
April 28, 2026Some Good Stuff
Episode 223. In this episode, Beth and Jayme are trying to escape the reality of the world by diving into what’s good in life right now.
On this episode >> little toes >> mummy bag obsession >> just Fratelli things
Mentions:
The Telepathy Tapes
Cat Toes
REI Mummy Sleeping Bag
Ikea Tablet Stand
Bubba + Fratelli Instagram

__________
Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
__________
Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
__________
Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
...more
30min
April 21, 2026 Kids Today
Episode 222. In this episode, Jayme and Beth embark on a nostalgic journey, comparing their teenage years to the experiences of today's youth. They explore the profound impact of the Internet, from the evolution of communication to the challenges faced by modern teens.
On this episode >> say cheese >> penpals >> thrifting heyday
__________
Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
__________
Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
...more
34min
April 14, 2026Are We Becoming Our Mothers? (Part 2)
Episode 221. In this episode, Jayme and Beth lean into the funny (and slightly alarming) realization that they’re becoming their mothers....complete with gardening joy, pickleball injuries, and very strong towel-folding opinions. It’s a candid take on aging and those “oh no, it’s happening” moments!
On this episode >> pain killer pre game >> bagel belly >> because I said so
Mentions:
Are We Becoming Our Mothers? (Part 1)

__________
Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
__________
Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
...more
33min
April 07, 2026What We're Into | April 2026
Episode 220. This week, Beth and Jayme dive into their latest obsessions, from the quirky world of TikTok jewelry reveals to the joys of houseplants and the hunt for the perfect mascara.!
On this episode >> hairspray woes >> deodorant shortage >> are you saying hydrolonic?
Mentions:
Kalyn - The Fizz Society
The little Plant Shop
Candle Warmer Lamp
Tarte XL Tubing Mascara
CurlSmith Flawless Finish Hairspray - Strong Hold
Kendra Professional Design Spray 9
Dove Aluminum Free Deodorant Stick Sensitive
RMS Beauty ReDimension Hydra Powder Blush
Dr. Jart+ Vital Hydra Solution Water Cream Glow Moisturizer With Hyaluronic Acid
Fenty Beauty Plush Puddin’ Intensive Recovery Lip Mask
The Housemaid Series by Freida McFadden
The Powerless Trilogy by Lauren Roberts

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Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
__________
Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
...more
32min

FAQs about The Geriatric Millennials:

How many episodes does The Geriatric Millennials have?

The podcast currently has 236 episodes available.

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