We all find out that Paul has more bird experience than we had previously given him credit for. Thankfully, we move on to discuss feral hogs, waterslide mishaps and drive-in theaters. Plus, we find a Twitter handle that isn't taken!

The Merry Marvel Movie March gets Shakespearian with the 2011 film "Thor". We argue about boilermakers, Natalie Portman, and whether we want an extended version with all the cut library research. But on one thing we can all agree: topless Chris Hemsworth is worth the price of admission!

It's time again for the bi-annual Recounting of the Gifts! Much swag was received, and much cake eaten. A debate about snack hoarding begs a larger question: when you teach your child history, should you start with the stone age, or the silent film era? Charlie sings two songs, so you've been warned!

Our first MCU sequel in our Merry Marvel Movie March is "Iron Man 2", and Charlie has an issue with S.H.I.E.L.D. Or does he? It's not exactly clear. This may also mark Jeremy Piven's greatest performance in a movie he wasn't in! We also wonder what happened to those birds. Wait, did somebody say "Wonder"!?

Piscopo Day is here yet again, and we've got lots of games and segments for you: The Piscoco Report, Piscopo or No, and the Piscopo Cinematic Universe! Despite popular objection, we still stumble our way through a Joe Piscopo SNL skit. And the Second Annual Picopony Awards end with a suspenseful tie-breaker!

After discussing a breaking Cruz News develoment, we dive into the 30th installment of our Merry Marvel Movie March, the 2010 film "Kick-Ass". Those of us who've seen it before have changed our opinions, but not in the same direction. We talk violence, the soundtrack (SPARKS!!!), violence, tanning cream and of course the violence. And Nic Cage gives a restrained AND over-the-top performance!

Our attempts to get an A-list guest are foiled again, but we do have an enlightening conversation with prolific actor Q Jackson, star of the Wolfsmarine movie series! We talk bus change, ambiguous kidnapping and flaming backpacks. Doug checks out, but not enough to be edited out of the episode!

Our Marvel marathon justs keeps on marching, with the ONLY entry in the X-Men Origins series,"X-Men Origins: Wolverine". It's got a great intro and... an interesting ending. And some WEIRD de-aging. But we get to watch Hugh Jackman! But is that enough?

In honor of Paul's return from a foreign land, he regales us with tales of airport food. We then have him talk about his ancillary trip to Japan and all the things he bought there. And he recounts not one, but TWO impromptu musical interludes! Then our resident physics expert Adam talks a bit about particles and stuff.

We've just watched the THIRD Punisher film in our march, the 2008 film "Punisher : War Zone", and we may finally have found the correct amount of killing for a Punisher movie. Or not? Doug's bloodlust only goes so far. One thing is for sure: director Lexi Alexander sounds pretty badass. And Rob Zombie comes out of retirement for another contender in our "Merry Marvel Movie March Song-Off"!