Episode 155 - Kid A.G. is burping up Cherry Cola and giving an unexpectedly strong endorsement of KFC's new potato bowl — mashed potatoes and corn already mixed, cheese melted on top, chicken chunks thrown in. They note that yesterday was 666 day and admit the last couple of days have been nothing but nonstop eating, with both guys already feeling the regret and joking they're turning into Tommy Boy.
From there they recap the previous show's visit from martial arts phenomenon Bobby G and his girl, who gets the new nickname "Rack" after the crew decides it fits better than RCA. Red the librarian joins the conversation and they try (and mostly fail) to get her out of an appointment so they can go eat pizza. Instead they end up at the library, where Kid spots a young girl in tight jeans with what he describes as "top shelf babies" that were "hurting for a squirting." He gets caught staring multiple times. Red immediately knows exactly who he's talking about — the girl had just given birth. This sends Mr. Kleen straight into a breast milk fetish confession, complete with a debate about whether drinking from the tap counts as homo (he insists it doesn't).
The conversation then veers into genuinely evil territory when someone suggests everyone on the show contribute into cups, mix it all together, baste a turkey with it, and serve it at the women's shelter. The idea gets shut down fast as one of the worst things ever floated on the program. They eventually make it to Mulligan's for beers (Kid gets served without ID because he now "looks like an old fucker") and even more food they weren't supposed to have. The waitress receives a full, unfiltered scouting report: round body, great ass, "dick sucking lips," visible bruises, and the assessment that she would "ride you like a Harley down a bad dirt road."
Sports talk focuses on the Detroit Tigers having the best record in baseball and desperately needing a left-handed power bat. The proposed solution is signing Barry Bonds. The guys lay out the perfect scenario: Bonds becomes the DH, reunites with old manager Jim Leyland, doesn't have to play the field, jumps straight into a pennant race, and the stadium sells out every night. They also give the Mets some love as a team to watch.
The back half turns personal with both hosts sharing their first experiences going down on a girl. Mr. Clean was 19 and extremely nervous. Kid was a junior in high school with the girl's parents home and still remembers vividly "popping the seal" with his middle finger. They compare notes on why waterbeds are terrible for sex and how awkward early encounters really were. Phone interruptions, chair dancing, and the usual liquor line plugs (206-202-3337 — fuck your grandma, titty fucker, etc.) keep the chaos rolling until they sign off.
OG Notes:
The nips are out and popping through the shirt. Kleen and Kid toss down another spectacular edition of the Goin' Deep Show. Its a continuation of our 666 week long celebration. Go Deep on some big ol' titties.
