Kid and Fiona welcome in Sgt. Scooby to the show where he tells the tale of learning how he was a daddy, we hit the usual relationshit stuff and kid pretends to be daddy for an afternoon. We recap a tit off with Fiona and we wrap with whiskey dick.  Listen in. Go Deep. 

DETAILED TIMELINE 

1:00 Who are you? Sgt. Scooby

2:00 I need to get somebody pregnant

3:00 Just so you know she fucked another dude 

4:00 Just forgot about it - 15 years later 

5:00 Oh my god she’s disturbed 

6:00 I’m just terrible at doing this 

7:00 I didn’t fucking know 

8:00 Maybe I’m being cool about it 

9:00 She wants a relationship but load is okay 

10:00 If you never knew you had a kid 

11:00 She’s 17 - You gotta tell her 

12:00 You’re not gonna be with me 

13:00 In the past you have - There is no currently 

14:00 So it was a long time ago 

15:00 G Cups 

16:00 Whiskey dick time

17:00 Could have had some double G’s 

18:00 Oh I never get fucked 

19:00 What is it thats keeping her from straying 

Happy St. Patrick’s Day motherfuckers! Kid and Fiona talk about the luck of the Irish, how lucky we are to get drunk together and crossing our fingers the Hot Tub action gets in motion fast. LB jumps in halfway through to discuss new relationships, twenty-five-year old boners, Getting drunk at the parade and Kid tells the tale of running through the streets with a cardboard cutout and dick punching it. Listen in. Go Deep. 

 

DETAILED TIMELINE 

1:00 LB on the phone looking for Chinese Food

2:00 Top of the morning to ya 

3:00 How lucky you are 

4:00 Nashville = close 

5:00 Get that hot tub soup working 

6:00 Dick Cock 

7:00 Bloated and fat 

8:00 Special St. Patrick’s Day edition 

9:00 Busch light hog beating 

10:00 LB taking it slow 

11:00 Drinking too much - whiskey dick 

12:00 Twenty five year old in his head 

13:00 Some kind of voice coming 

14:00 Son’s of Anarchy 

15:00 LIfesize cutout - dick punch  

16:00 Get out Saturday

17:00 LB’s take 

18:00 Looking at porn 

19:00 Wakeup with your kidneys gone 

 

Go Deep.

Kid and Fiona punch your asshole right in its poop shoot then play a clip of some dumbasses flipping the fuck out at the Fox Theater in Detroit, make fun of news anchor people then somehow manage to bring up Nazi’s in Frankenmuth.  Fiona is ready to fucking stab someone not doing their homework and Kid tells the tale of an ex wearing her mom’s panties. Stealing condoms, tube sox full of used ones and prom night hot tubs all in this one. Oh and we also cram mom jeans, 80s porno, video stores and buying new titties. Listen in. Go Deep. 

 

DETAILED TIMELINE 

1:00 Fuck you freeloaders

2:00 Fuck off people! This is our drinking time 

3:00 Eat a big fat dick and eat a sloppy beaver

4:00 Fox Theater Brawl 

5:00 Continue to work with partners 

6:00 Hammer this bitch in the face 

7:00 Slave Auction 

8:00 80s Fest Nazi’s 

9:00 That role in history 

10:00 Ancestor  

11:00 Cram a dildo down your throat

12:00 Get your jerk off on - clean your toys 

13:00 Endo not liking porn 

14:00 Dentist ready to clean ya out 

15:00 Watch that shit all day long 

16:00 Family video and shit. - King Video

17:00 I wonder if my dick is as big as my dads 

18:00 None of your fucking business 

19:00 Tube socks full of used condoms 

20:00 Grandma Fiona

21:00 The Kid’s kid

22:00 Low ride boot cut - Skinny Jeans

23:00 Battery operated boyfriend

24:00 Wearing mom’s crotchless panties

25:00 Jacking me off on the bridge

 

 

Go Deep.

A recap of a Sunday Funday, bitches begging for money, pink load blasts, bad habits, and oh someones lady isn’t into ass play. We talk ATM and not playing well in the sandbox. Listen in. Go Deep

 

DETAILED TIMELINE 

1:00 Sick of how things look

2:00 Donut Face - Glasses face

3:00 Great last night - no intentions 

4:00 I got a pin and I’m gonna follow it 

5:00 Cut to the chase you’re not here forever 

6:00 Sister of a friend money 

7:00 Get hit up for money 

8:00 Goddamn go fund me 

9:00 Your giant saggy titties 

10:00 How’s Fiona been 

11:00 Two habits left 

12:00 Your fantasy - Jackin one out 

13:00 Just try, why not try it 

14:00 You’re a big big advocate for wash that ass 

15:00 get in the squish mitten

16:00 Squeaky Clean

17:00 I dont’ play well in the sandbox 

18:00 My balls ache 

19:00 Fateful of crustacio 

20:00 Should I jerk one off

21:00 It sucks

 

 

Go Deep.

Kid and Fiona start things off recapping a pretty shitty weekend then dive into the worst of the worst text messages but recover beautifully when we dive right into the dirty sexting that Fiona gets herself into.  We figure out she needs to be a phone sex worker and by the end of it Kid is suppressing a 6 foot boner for charity. Listen in to sexy talk with Fiona and try not to disappoint your loved ones in the process. Listen in. Go Deep. 

 

DETAILED TIMELINE 

1:00 Toss your own salad

2:00 Lets ask our in studio audience about Tinder 

3:00 It is a great way to meet people for sex and relationships 

4:00 Your bad weekend - How’s Fiona doin  

5:00 We tend to enjoy each other 

6:00 There’s pound town 

7:00  So what are your plans this weekend

8:00  Sluts like yourself

9:00  Shut the fuck up - response

10:00 Go back and proofread my shit

11:00 Your hand is in a compromising position

12:00 Am I gonna get a boner from hearing your texts

13:00 Fiona reads dirty messages 

14:00 Tissue Time  

15:00 Its fucking dead of winter 

16:00 Things you were gonna do to him

17:00 BDSM type shit 

18:00 Supposed to go have lunch 

19:00 Go get your vibes out - three plugged in 

20:00 Boner talk - Final Words

 

 

 

Go Deep.

Kid and Fiona from Fiona’s lair in this episode. Topics include gremlins, figuring out relationshits, finding your forever person, std tests, crime, apps to bang safely and calling out specific someones with zero in the tit game.  We give you Fiona’s Tinder update and do it all in 30 fucking minutes.  Listen in, Go Deep. 

DETAILED TIMELINE 

1:00 Yes! Yes! Her Pants Lair

2:00 Time for a Tinder update 

3:00 Figuring out relationships 

4:00 He treats you like shit and ignores you 

5:00 Forever person 

6:00 Wants to get somewhere in life 

7:00 Fuck that I’m a vampire

8:00 Play that shit longer I don’t give a fuck 

9:00 I found my guy. This is an article for him 

10:00 Triple murder - Say the names 

11:00 A sixteen and seventeen year old

12:00 Veronica Corningstone 

13:00 That seems like a white people crime 

14:00 Teens Killered 

15:00 He said a bad word 

16:00 Get you check - Unglove the love

17:00 Ya don’t wanna fuck around 

18:00 We can speak as good as - we talk good 

19:00 Dad’s in a better mood with Fiona

20:00 Check my roids

21:00 Remember years ago the sexual consent app

22:00 Is the blue waffle real?

23:00 You don’t need a consent app

24:00 If she forces you to bang

25:00 That bitch has no tits

26:00 A picture that said that

27:00 Lipstick gremlin

28:00 Nobody cares

29:00 Made up some fucking list

 

 

Go Deep.

Fiona and Kid dive straight into how to have sex with dead bodies, ways to improve your face along with ways to fuck your face right up. Kid got called out about having feelings, sex addiction and when we’ll be taking a trip to Arizona. We talk tard babies, babysitter porn, abuse, ball gags, getting tied up and being the sick twisted fucks we are now. Listen in. Go Deep.

 

DETAILED TIMELINE 

1:00 Driver charged in hit and run

2:00 Picks her dead body up to bang her 

3:00 Severe front end damage 

4:00 You’re pretty sexy so dead is good too 

5:00 DNA found on condoms in vehicle 

6:00 Twenty nine year old ugly fucker? 

7:00 Top news holy fuck

8:00 She doesn’t even look like herself

9:00 Botox? Why?  

10:00 Not everyone is as awesome as you 

11:00 Pull these bitches of the street - meth mouth

12:00 Lets do it to each other 

13:00 That would smooth your face more

14:00 Spring training baseball 

15:00 Lift the lid on sex addiction 

16:00 Knowing some sex addicts

17:00 Clearly she was banging and not taking care of kids

18:00 Back in high school 

19:00 No more fuckee fuckee 

20:00 Abandonment issues

21:00 Holy fuck - ding ding sucked

22:00 Baby sit time

23:00 Holy fuck - lets play with some titties

24:00 Welcome to the jungle

25:00 Turned me to the sicko I am now

26:00 I would murder

27:00 I was not the first

28:00 Ball gags

29:00 Looking for shit - tie me up

 

 

Go Deep.

Kid and Fiona recap hot bitches at a comedy show, play some games, discuss Frankenmuth fatty’s, dicks freezing and falling asleep, creepers with GoPros on their heads at lego land and how much gangster rap we’re listening to along with how many women the Kid has as friends. We wrap with a Fiona Tinder number update and more, all here on The Goin’ Deep Show.  Listen in. Go Deep. 

DETAILED TIMELINE 

1:00 Recap what’s been happening - crack it 

2:00 Making fun of Frankenmuth fatsos

3:00 Mike Ball

4:00 Laughing into a story - Frozen Weiner

5:00 My dick fell asleep

6:00 I am not laughing

7:00 Gangsta Rap

8:00 We can’t be domestically violent

9:00 Totally called out on mom

10:00 I get called out on by his wife

11:00 Children are always problem

12:00 Wacky shit at these places

13:00 I felt really awkward

14:00 This is not for you

15:00 Being comfortable with this kid

16:00 I think I need to pace myself

17:00 The one to come to town for dinner

18:00 Only doing what they suggest

19:00 Playground of smoke

Go Deep.

Behind the scenes time in this 45 minute extra late night edition of the podcast. Kid and Fiona send you running for the hills while they mow on some candy bars giving your dumbasses some asmr. We kick right into choking your man, the worst years of our life, shitting with the door open, pussy licking and improving that skill along with ugly fat celebrities, abortions, and we wrap it all up with some karaoke. Listen in Go Deep. 

DETAILED TIMELINE 

1:00 Don’t want to kill ya choking - not for everyone 

2:00 I agreed. Sex life?  

3:00 I thought 2017 was the worst

4:00 Double heath bar

5:00 Remember being in a meeting

6:00 Dude look it up you asshole

7:00 He didn’t know what they called him

8:00 Shitting with the doors open

9:00 You wanna lick my butthole 

10:00 Getting off 20 times

11:00 Use it or lose it? 

12:00 The early 40s sex for the ladies

13:00 Lift it then move it to another spot

14:00 The dick got different

15:00 The first time

16:00 Beautiful to me

17:00 I’m not that bad

18:00 Fuck you all

19:00 Having a hard time snipping

20:00 She never let him do it

21:00 Who the fuck doesnt’ want their snatch eating

22:00 He got better real fast

23:00 Superglued to my dick

24:00 Lick my crank cavern

25:00 Lets choose dead or retarded

26:00 Natures way of trying to kill em

27:00 Why the fuck would you want to have a baby

28:00 Twins or Triplets

29:00 Distinct look about you

30:00 Time for bed

31:00 You’re smarter than me

32:00 Remembering being separated

33:00 Superfucking hot

34:00 Do you like buttes

35:00 Get beard in your teeth

36:00 Obviously she had issues

37:00 The appropriate adjectives and verbs

38:00 Mary J

39:00 Fiona Karaoke time

40:00 walk abround all fat and sloppy

41:00 Bridgette Fonda

42:00 Just spell it out 

43:00 Smell Yo Dick cont.

44:00 Wash the whore off

 

Go Deep.

Kid and Fiona give you a few more inches of show in this one as we dive directly into ex girlfriends getting their pussy licked out and the Kid wondering how he could get some of that action. We give everyone the idea of having the Pepsi challenge with titties and oh so much more. 

 

DETAILED TIMELINE 

1:00 I hate my white beard

2:00 Lets recap - memory lane  

3:00 Missing that pussy

4:00 The Hamilton Street zone

5:00 Guys like pretty women

6:00 Walk around with a pear necklace

7:00 Pepsi Challenge Tittle competition

8:00 Cabbage patch dance with a dildo

9:00 Pleasing your partner

10:00 She has a husband during rug munch

11:00 How will I ever satisfy her and her big fake titties

12:00 What would happen if

13:00 Flirting with ya and whatever - one thing to another

14:00 Butter face

15:00 Super masculine face

16:00 Friend helping friend

17:00 Single mode

18:00 Peace of mind with your bang partner

19:00 Dr. Pinky Pie and Skittles

20:00 Audio bed fuck up

21:00 Being by yourself or with someone else

22:00 Tinder update

23:00 Elderly STDs

24:00 Stinky Pinky - The nah new nah new

25:00 You were fucking pissed

26:00 I want to be the disappointing one

27:00 Great Friends

28:00 Doing the dishes and Fiona thoughts

29:00 Use the cancer stick to shave off some life

30:00 Jesus Christ Cheech

31:00 Buy some merch

32:00 We love you long time

33:00 Don’t forget to fuck right off

 

Go Deep.