Kid and Fiona dive into what constitutes cheating, somehow it includes porta potties and a huge ass dildo.  They then dive straight into The Kid questioning whether or not he wants two women blowing him. We get into Fiona’s business, social fishing, who we’re hurting, and not responded to advances by others.  So much to more. Listen in. Go Deep.

DETAILED TIMELINE 

1:00 Pretend to give Fiona some dick 

2:00 What constitutes cheating?

3:00 A stranger but not - reverse dutch rudder

4:00 I don’t know how you’d get away with

5:00 Who’s not participating in this cheating?

6:00 A double blowjob is fun and this time save the video

7:00 Don’t worry about it.  Fantasy solved

8:00 Don’t check out Fuck-book

9:00 Six hundred likes in a matter of minutes

10:00 Ignoring messages

11:00 You don’t want to be my cumdumpster

12:00 When you gonna get tired of it? 

13:00 Having a difficult situation and keeping passion

14:00 Women being indecisive on things?

15:00 Don’t hurt the other persons feelings

16:00 They don’t know.  Big vibrator

17:00 Get to the end and being demented

18:00 Dr. Seuss rhyme here

19:00 Meat Balls

Go Deep.

Kid and Fiona get into cheating, respect in a relationship, how to get away with stuff, smelling vibrators, having only one dick to worry about, confiding in others and recognizing loose cannons. We repeatedly go off the rails with a very excited motherfucker and did we mention we sniffed a vibrator? Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE 

1:00 OH MY GOD!

2:00 She's feeling very deprived today 

3:00 When I think about Fiona's capabilities

4:00 Little do you know she's 80 years old

5:00 He's not going to stop listening

6:00 For you people who don't know

7:00 I've done some stupid shit in my day

8:00 Why didn't you confide in me

9:00 With someone and locked in

10:00 Level of trust 

11:00 Jealousy and insecurities are bitches 

12:00 It happens so keep the respect

13:00 Looking from the outside in - trapese

14:00 He's a piece of shit 

15:00 Shit went south

16:00 Nobody needs shit going on downstairs

17:00 I thought you were just messing with me

18:00 There were two of them 

19:00 She looks like she can take a dick

Go Deep.

Kid and Fiona are all over the place in this one because they’re both just as fucked up as the other. Kid goes out with someone who wants to show off the girth of her new guy, Kid asks how to handle some drugs and expresses his shy ways when talking about being naked in a hot tub with some of his closest friends. We try to figure out why some fellas on the program won’t let their old ladies measure their dicks and Kid tells the tale of a real life porn scenario at a scary downtown bar. Oh and Fiona fucking near dead bodies in a graveyard.  Listen in. Go Deep. 

DETAILED TIMELINE 

1:00 I would have liked to have something longer every day 

2:00 her hands around to compare dick size 

3:00 Hearing you in the kitchen listening to the show

4:00 Its not the way to be

5:00 Fiona! Bam here is Fiona

6:00 There’s alot we can relate too - both fucked up

7:00 Horror stories on Adirol

8:00 Who the fuck wants to take care of an invalid 

9:00 Trying to think about how much I wanna talk about it

10:00 Two of my best friends naked in a hot tub

11:00 Was Endo still in the picture

12:00 Skittles won’t let Dr. Pinky Pie measure wang

13:00 Fondu or Chocolate fountain

14:00 Female into the room to get it worked up

15:00 Bringing in the stunt cocks

16:00 Body type imagining its them

17:00 Doing reach around on me

18:00 Fucking on the graves and shit

19:00 Wrap up.

Go Deep.

Kid and L.B. in studio with Fiona on location smoking from the shaggin’ wagon where we tell everyone what we called our pussy cats back when we were kids, we throw mad shouts to one of our favorite comedians, one of our kids gets spit in the face and we analyze some text messages in a group chat. Listen in. Go Deep. 

DETAILED TIMELINE 

1:00 Dive into that shit. What we gonna talk about?  

2:00 Smashed by a car eventually 

3:00 This one’s gizmo this ones Whitey

4:00 Geography class

5:00 We just said the wrong pronunciation

6:00 One G not two

7:00 Rusty Kuntz

8:00 Throw on some Bill Burr

9:00 Shaggin’ Wagon

10:00 I’m gonna get some magnets

11:00 Dropping the old fuck bomb

12:00 Listening to old shows

13:00 Try to hurt my feelings

14:00 Spitting in his face

15:00 Zone out a little bit

16:00 Shit ass bitch ass look

17:00 Through text everything reads different

18:00 LB you ever see orgasmo

 Go Deep.

Kid, Fiona and L.B. do some porn reviews that involve sex chairs, foam wedges and horses. L.B. gives us the lowdown on freezing your balls off and not being able to shit and Fiona on prom night decided she couldn’t drop a deuce either. Words of advice from Fiona are don’t stick shit up your ass that doesn’t belong up your ass.  Listen in. Go Deep. 

DETAILED TIMELINE 

1:00 Reaching the show 

2:00 Measuring how many blacks  

3:00 Do we get the day off

4:00 Dip their strawberry

5:00 Introducing me as my drinking buddy

6:00 The rainbow is hijacked

7:00 I’ve seen this a million times

8:00 All white plastic chair

9:00 Rain your ass wedge

10:00 Fit this dick in her ass

11:00 Ya don’t use anything meant for ass fuckin

12:00 Young teenager bathroom heat

13:00 Fiona’s pals not being able to shit

14:00 Getting home to shit

15:00 Good thing I was young and healthy

16:00 Two girls one cup 

17:00 It wasn’t a porn video with a horse

18:00 Turned him into a sock puppet

 

Go Deep.

Kid and Fiona talk about bloody cooter apps, some nostalgia in the dick pic department and thinking about different faces while you’re getting it on along with techniques on how to do it.  Its an all action no distraction edition of the podcast.  Whatever the fuck that means.  Listen in. Go Deep.

DETAILED TIMELINE 

1:00 Popping 6 foot boners for charity 

2:00 Laugh, have a good time 

3:00 Fill in the basics, age, birthdate etc.

4:00 You blow up on Brony? WTF are you doin?

5:00 The thinking part not the masturbation part

6:00 Not trying to be a douchebag

7:00 Thinking bout someone else

8:00 Cover the tramp stamp

9:00 Pay attention to the business

10:00 I’ve done that before

11:00 The look is for him and him only

12:00 This is for you and you only

13:00 What do you think of this - Bullshit

14:00 Feel like I’m just above average

15:00 By 3 fucking inches

16:00 Back to an email - Snap disappears

17:00 Wishing you had those back

18:00 No dick pics 

Go Deep.

Kid and Fiona ask all the important questions, like how many guys have slapped them titties around, what name we like best, Orgy or Oh Fuck, how to properly purchase puke filled clothes, little boys gawking, old guys gawking and what we’re going to do to my Childs boyfriend if he fucks up. We talk love notes, reminders of the past and how to document your sexual checklist. Listen in. Go Deep.

DETAILED TIMELINE 

1:00  Lets call it Orgy - or Oh Fuck

2:00 Litaly - Wrong answer boyfriend button 

3:00 Why? Do not look

4:00 Little boys be gawking at her

5:00 Baby clothes - outgrowing puke shit

6:00 He wasn’t there - teaming up on boyfriend

7:00 Hold on to the feels as much as you can

8:00 Interrogate you after a date

9:00 I know where the box is

10:00 Lets find out and read the notes

11:00 Emotional attachment to the past

12:00 Still about the dick

13:00 Pretty lucky 

14:00 Bloody apps

15:00 Getting higher and higher

16:00 Don’t question why they like it

17:00 At the bar we forget shit

18:00 The most times with the Ex Wife 

Go Deep.

Kid loses his brain in this one.  Shows signs of losing his mind, talks about shiny butts, where to finish, how much ejack is adequate and how to increase your shooter. How sensitive orgasms can be, whiskey dick and how to jack off in a weird way. Listen in. Go Deep. 

DETAILED TIMELINE 

1:00 A little buzzy buzzy 

2:00 Red Load - Cum Dumpster 

3:00 Kid losing his mind after 2am

4:00 Remembering good thoughts

5:00 Blasting and blowing and shooting

6:00 Shiny ass - rubbing load on bum

7:00 Precum kiss on tongue

8:00 ATM machine

9:00 Men need the ejack

10:00 Giant bucket of semen

11:00 The ultra load forgettable artwork

12:00 I didn’t know these things were real

13:00 Game the fuck over man

14:00 The clit area oversensitivity

15:00 Litaly - banging whisky dick style

16:00 Dialing it back and forth

17:00 Increase the stream

18:00 Totally fucking works

Go Deep.

Kid, Fiona and Mike Hunt discuss women holding off on the big O., Sex in weird places, getting caught by the cops, old fucked up relationships, being hit on, being friends, being not so friends and how you can have someone so important to marry but if you don’t they’ll find someone else.  Listen in. Go Deep. 

 

DETAILED TIMELINE 

1:00 Plundering the hole 

2:00 Favorite Dre Song 

3:00 Worst places you’ve ever hooked up

4:00 Construction site bang

5:00 Put your pants back on

6:00 Meet me in the bathroom in 20 min.

7:00 Nuttin’ but A.G’s thing

8:00 Today was a good day

9:00 Debbie Does Dallas

10:00 We missed it

11:00 Girl I wanna dig out

12:00 She’s the one willing to break it up

13:00 Relationships vs not having one

14:00 A mutual break up?

15:00 What happened? 

16:00 You can’t even be my friend

17:00 There’s no going back - The exception

18:00 Sounds hungry - meat stick 

Go Deep.

We beat the shit out of the word cunt in this episode of the show when we welcome in Mike Hunt. Kid and Fiona recap the past and our connection with porn.tumblr.com and how it brought us so much traffic to the show. We do a story of people signing body parts, and we ask how many people are down in the public/pubic region.  Listen in. Go Deep. 

DETAILED TIMELINE 

1:00 Introductions 

2:00 People visiting Fiona’s public region

3:00 The History of Goin’ Deep and Tumblr

4:00 Trying to get good domain names

5:00 Embedding the audio player on the posts

6:00 The graphic stuff at tumblr

7:00 Shooting it and hearing my voice

8:00 Back in the day the numbers would up and up

9:00 Seventeen Years

10:00 Where this person’s head could be

11:00 Some little fucking narc

12:00 How did they find 

13:00 The investigation

14:00 He was proud of himself

15:00 Boner connected to …

16:00 Are you saying Your Cunt? Or Mike Hunt

17:00 Have you ever smelled Mike Hunt

18:00 

19:00 

Go Deep.