IN STUDIO:  Kid, Kleen, Zaldor and Endo. PHONE: Cousing Joe. We are just keeping this idiot ball rolling in this episode where we give a call to The Kid’s cousin and promote his movies on Amazon. We bust open the Endo and Kid quote file and Zaldor tells us about the times he’s encountered some of the big names in Podcasting. We wrap with a quick call to Ho Ho and ask The Kid if he wants to get pegged.  Its a hard no. Listen in and go Fucking Deep. 

TIMELINE 

1:00 Planet Zaldor 

2:00 Consistency with drinking beer 

3:00 Who was Joe Rogan’s first Austin Guest?

4:00 Podcast convention - Seeing Adam Curry 

5:00 GDS is the free speech rock n roll  

6:00 Slutchomper can suck it  

7:00 Drinking some Java Latte 

8:00 My Cousin the movie maker 

9:00 Writing the third “Unwelcoming House” 

10:00 Enjoying the single dad videographer life 

11:00 Joe - Do you get movie extras 

12:00 The next iconic horror movie mask 

13:00 Sinister kinda of guy 

14:00 Wrap-up with the Cous 

15:00 8 Billion people 

16:00 The one year mark of holy shit

17:00 The Quote file 

18:00 Coughing my dick out 

19:00 Sucky Slat  

20:00 Can you suck a dick as a unicorn 

21:00 Farts with straws 

22:00 MMA stuff with Kleen 

23:00 I’m way too sober to do the Ozzy trick 

24:00 There’s wrong… then Wrong 

25:00 Hey Ho Ho! 

26:00 A record setter of shows 

27:00 Six or Four 

28:00 Don’t be a pussy 

29:00 Final Words - Man up

Go Deep.

IN STUDIO:  Kid, Kleen, Zaldor and Endo. PHONE: Cooch JizzDecider.com is the sponsor for tonights episode of the Goin’ Deep Show. We go crazy gobbling up domain names and chatting with Cooch on the phones. We ask about Kleen’s love making sessions, loads and where to put them along with a preview of fight night as Zaldor gets threatened by Slutchomper. 

Listen in and go Fucking Deep. 

TIMELINE 

1:00 Intros - Soundboards 

2:00 Cooch on the phones 

3:00 Kleen gets beat up - fighting

4:00 Help me with conditioner 

5:00 Is Kleen treating Cooch good? 

6:00 I’ve seen these eyes do crazy things 

7:00 Dogs enter the studio - The Kleen persona 

8:00 Cooch and Kleen show - Couples 

9:00 Telling all our friends about the show 

10:00 I’m gonna fart in this microphone Kleen 

11:00 Help the Kid out 

12:00 Thanks to Zaldor 

13:00 Lets not ignore the Cooch 

14:00 Kleen don’t fuck it up with Cooch 

15:00 Does Kleen know what porn star head is? 

16:00 Cum on the tits and lick it off 

17:00 Dot Com - Coach Jizz 

18:00 I am satan.com 

19:00 We’re on GoDaddy.com getting JizzDecider.com

20:00 One year or five years - sprinkler jizz 

21:00 Cooch coming in after Kleen leaves 

22:00 Are you Slutchomper.com 

23:00 Kid’s Cousin 

24:00 Kleen lets wrap up with Cooch - 45 min. love 

25:00 Wax sex and the red light 

26:00 Find Madonna’s sex movie 

27:00 Pouring beer on a blistered hand 

28:00 Slutchomper is coming for Zaldor 

29:00 Final Words - Come back to me

Go Deep.

IN STUDIO:  Kid, Kleen, Zaldor and Endo. Its a board overload in this one. Kid is scared of Endo’s sister, We salute that faggot Red Eye and try to get Mr. Kleen’s uncle to come put a bag over someones head. We fail at a call then dive ass first into length of sex sessions, play a ton of boards and wrap it up with a call from the Lesbo from Portland.  Its a nutty one and just the start of more mayhem than one night could handle.  Listen in and go Fucking Deep. 

TIMELINE 

1:00 Greetings - How many shows 

2:00 Hot Granny Sex beer - What’s on tap

3:00 Roak Brewing 

4:00 Endo’s family - Your sis 

5:00 Real deal shit - 10 years of drug use 

6:00 Black bags over her head 

7:00 Jimmy Hoffa 

8:00 Mr. Kleen and the Mob 

9:00 What name did the Phenom give Kleen’s uncle 

10:00 Endo and the legs broken 

11:00 Endo’s mom cookie’ food 

12:00 Laughing about serious topics 

13:00 Go get me a sammich 

14:00 Serious vs Non Serious 

15:00 Mr. Kleen’s girls vagina 

16:00 Calling Cooch - failed

17:00 What the hell was that 

18:00 Four 15 minute sections vs one 45 

19:00 Sex over and over sore 

20:00 No preference 

21:00 Your face and eyebrowse 

22:00 Depends if I have white underwear on 

23:00 Birthday shout out to Red Eye 

24:00 That was Red Eye - weak sex

25:00 Red Eye gives blowjobs - Crazy boards

26:00 Calling Cooch  

27:00 LESBO: Stop pretending you went for 45 minutes 

28:00 Mr. Kleen the Ho Ho Whore 

29:00 Final Words - Get Shit Done

Go Deep.

IN STUDIO:  Kid, Kleen, Zaldor and Endo. We continue out month long celebration of our 16th year with a special in studio guest.  Zaldor joins the crew for the next eight, yes count them eight episodes of the show. In this one we discuss merch, the background of TapDetroit.com, Slut Chomper madness and we wrap it all up with tons of shit stories.  Its action packed if you’re into shitting your pants. Go Deep.

Listen in and go Fucking Deep. 

TIMELINE 

1:00 Meeting Zaldor 

2:00 She likes to blow in a small-town 

3:00 On the hunt for slut chomper

4:00 Stop looking at this like work  

5:00 Tap Detroit Details 

6:00 Lets just move the radio station 

7:00 GDS visits Tap Detroit 

8:00 GLOW 

9:00 Repetiion of doing a show 

10:00 Merch 

11:00 How can Endo help 

12:00 Finding the connection - Kleen on the radio 

13:00 Dr. Pinky Pie on the radio 

14:00 Slut Chomper and politics 

15:00 What did you hear me saying? 

16:00 Kleen is feast or famine 

17:00 Endos fucked up dreams 

18:00 I just had to wipe my crack out 

19:00 Kleen describes the pants shit 

20:00 The turd suck 

21:00 The drive back from NY 

22:00 I’m gonna shit my pants 

23:00 The green shorts 

24:00 Finally got to Bob Evans 

25:00 The overflow story 

26:00 George Brett Shitting his pants 

27:00 How old is GB 

28:00 Kid shits in a field 

29:00 Final Words - Gay Shorts

Go Deep.

IN STUDIO:  Kid tells Slut Chomper to go to hell and learn how to use buttons. We discuss Andrea Savage and her show on Netflix, discuss how dumb a $70,000 haircut can look and Kleen tries to flee the political discussion. We present a concept car they actually made and wrap up with Trump and Covid chat. Listen in and Go Deep. 

TIMELINE 

1:00 Panty liners instead of coffee filter 

2:00 Christmas is a month and a half away 

3:00 UPS guys come get a glimpse

4:00 What does your bitch wear to bed 

5:00 I’m Sorry - Andrea Savage 

6:00 As long as they’re happy 

7:00 Don’t put your dick by China 

8:00 $25 bucks to paint your beard 

9:00 $70,000 for fucked up hair 

10:00 Its always looked retarded 

11:00 Speaker of the ice cream 

12:00 Genius move 

13:00 Trump Taxes 

14:00 Give the crooks a second term 

15:00 They all suck balls 

16:00 What brainwash system do you watch 

17:00 Retarded hair 

18:00 Slutchomp is retarded

19:00 Learn how to turn shit off 

20:00 Chomping on Sluts 

21:00 I need a producer 

22:00 Mercedes concept car 

23:00 A drink or a car 

24:00 Woman crunched by tractor 

25:00 Tied up in the wheels 

26:00 Who the fuck is Slut Chomper 

27:00 Hottie of the week 

28:00 Wrap-up - Joke 

29:00 Final Words - Can we call Slut Chomper

Go Deep.

It’s our anniversary month and Kid and Kleen are celebrating with a machine gun of episodes.  In this one we do a Paralyzer’s hottie of the week quiz, Kleen is threatened and his balls are on the line, We talk about Fat Jenna Jameson vs skinny Jenna Jameson and we ask Kleen if thinks Jessica Simpson is fit or fat. Kleen fails to bring the swearing parrots, we do a guess the race game and we mix it with a Karen screaming video and we wrap up with Mr. Kleen telling us he has three asshole friends. Then we put him on the spot to announce his best asshole. 

Listen in and go Fucking Deep. 

TIMELINE 

1:00 Anniversary discussions 

2:00 Episode 55 trainwreck 

3:00 Adopting new children - gray beard

4:00 Paralyzer’s Hottie of the Week quiz 

5:00 Slamming you in the balls - First ever Hottie 

6:00 Would you still bang the Hottie 

7:00 Kleen didn’t want to be around us

8:00 Raylene Richards in 2020 

9:00 Fat or Fit - Jessica Simpson edition 

10:00 Jenna Jameson dropping weight 

11:00 Sausage fingers on the small screen 

12:00 Followup - Dr. Dre not paying millions to wife 

13:00 Kleen doing the reads today 

14:00 Kid wants the swearing parrots 

15:00 Kid wants a complete life 

16:00 They tapped her brain fluid 

17:00 Are you an influencer 

18:00 Tiny screen notes suck 

19:00 New mixer 

20:00 Karen Time 

21:00 Black Karen freaking out 

22:00 I have an interview to go to

23:00 Guess how brown the Knee Grow is 

24:00 Reverse racism 

25:00 Growing up with a mixed race 

26:00 Asshole or a nice person 

27:00 Who is the biggest asshole 

28:00 Maybe Kleen is an asshole too 

29:00 Final Words - Doot Doot Doot Doa

Go Deep.

IN STUDIO:  We tease our drinking game for the debate, give you some real sex discussion, tell slut chopper we appreciate the chat but Kleen doesn’t want to talk dirty.  Red Eye chimes in for a few seconds but we get down and dirty when a bitch breaks a dogs cock, we call out Cardi B for throwing down a Bill Cosby on a dude and we wrap with some race wars.  The usual bullshit. Listen in and go Fucking Deep. 

TIMELINE 

1:00 Kid gets the number wrong

2:00 Dr. Nurse F Show - Drinking game debate 

3:00 When any of these retards aren’t interrupting

4:00 What liquor - Whats on Tap 

5:00 That is a terrible thing that happened 

6:00 Cough on my best Cock award 

7:00 Gametime - with Nudity 

8:00 Sticking your dick tip on a hole 

9:00 See who’s willing to whip their dick out 

10:00 Real Sex back in the day 

11:00 Loads on the wall 

12:00 Slut Chomper accusations 

13:00 Kleen talks dirty 

14:00 Hat Trick seeing Kleen dick - fractured dog dick

15:00 Details on the bitch raping a dog 

16:00 She’s on top during the raping 

17:00 How do you break a dogs dick 

18:00 Your poopy toothbrush 

19:00 Toilet wet buttcheek 

20:00 Red Eye talks dirty 

21:00 Billboards to Chewie 

22:00 Women and Men differences

23:00 Cardi B drugging dudes 

24:00 She essentially Bill Cosby’s dudes 

25:00 Baby its WAP outside 

26:00 Fairness for everyone - Equality 

27:00 Kleen and the race wars 

28:00 Angry rich black people 

29:00 Final Words - Kleen fading

Go Deep.

Mr. Kleen is going to die because he doesn’t take care of himself and the Kid is worried about his eyeballs. We give Endo a call towards the end of this one to ask her take on what constitutes a sex worker and we hit on the following topics: Quotes that Mr. Kleen loves, dumb old fucks debating, funny things from the Show ’n Shell in Essexville, Michigan, Live P.D. being cancelled, Kid’s masturbation techniques and what we would do with a 13.5 inch cock. All of that and much more on this retardastic episode of The real true one and only Goin’ Deep Show. Listen in and go Fucking Deep. 

TIMELINE 

1:00 Reruns of the Starship Enterprise 

2:00 Did you Masturbate during the Mass Debate 

3:00 What is going on with Kid’s eyeballs

4:00 Brilliant drunken ideas 

5:00 Baby Steps compared to the old days 

6:00 Kleen’s favorite quote  

7:00 Kleen is a boring fuck 

8:00 Live PD was amazing 

9:00 Two funny things at the Shell 

10:00 Stupid fucking idiots debating 

11:00 Entertain me you Cheeto monkey 

12:00 Decapitate that fucker bitch 

13:00 Details on the dismembered body 

14:00 Lets hide a severed head 

15:00 Kleen and his locker combo 

16:00 Paralyzer’s Hottie of the Week 

17:00 Arguing over the dog farting - Fart morning 

18:00 Details on the Hottie of the Week 

19:00 13.5 inch cock wishes 

20:00 Sex workers 

21:00 We need a list of these sex workers 

22:00 Tilted kilt - upgraded hooters 

23:00 I am proud of my sex working 

24:00 We were told to wear tight clothes 

25:00 Kid’s masturbatorium 

26:00 Grab a sleeping bitches arm to dutch rudder 

27:00 Back to Endo’s bean flick 

28:00 On Tap to Wrap - Miller High Life 

29:00 Final Words - Subscribe

Go Deep.

IN STUDIO:  Kid and Mr. Kleen discuss how fucking retarded Midland Street in Bay City Michigan is and how covid has screwed your social life. Kleen does some news items including a snake swallower, some debate bullshit and we make fun of Joe Rogan for bending to the alphabet people. Mr. Kleen hates the doctor and we throw down another Hottie of the week.  Listen in and go Fucking Deep. 

TIMELINE 

1:00 Lets talk local dumbasses on Midland Street 

2:00 Saginawesome is gay as fuck 

3:00 The 3 headed tri-city monster

4:00 Mr. Kleen and his street fights 

5:00 Covid shit is fucking everything socially 

6:00 Kleen and his wonderful news items 

7:00 Four foot snake swallower 

8:00 Throwing a shout too L.B. 

9:00 Vote for the supermodel molester or the other one 

10:00 Testify against him or love him 

11:00 Retarded watching old men fight 

12:00 Transformer people 

13:00 Conflict of interest Joe Rogan 

14:00 Make up your fucking mind 

15:00 Greed and what people can say - Baseball 

16:00 Mr. Kleen hasn’t been to Dr in 15 years 

17:00 Beer 

18:00 Drinking in moderation is… 

19:00 Trump is in crazy good shape - Round 

20:00 Kleen is trying to make dude kissing a bad thing 

21:00 I dare you to whip it out and suck it 

22:00 Hottie of the week early 

23:00 Bring some action to the table 

24:00 Meme video of two chicks grinding 

25:00 I wasn’t sold on that at all 

26:00 Don’t force your lifestyle on me 

27:00 Speaking the truth 

28:00 The show isn’t for Endo 

29:00 Final Words - Hi Zaldor

Go Deep.

IN STUDIO:  Kid and Kleen call Endo where she asks if its gay when you watch porn with your buddies, We ask how long sex sessions should be and she is now making new songs. We talk about a mancave build under a subway, converting the garage into a bar, discuss celebrity sellouts, teachers bitching about shit and the pussification of everything that was once badass. We wrap it up with an instant classic.  Our hero George Brett describing how he shit his pants. Listen in and go Fucking Deep. 

TIMELINE 

1:00 Places to find us - get it while you can 

2:00 We call Endo - porn watchers 

3:00 Watching porn together

4:00 I love Endo’s imagination 

5:00 Endo doesn’t like Kleen jerking the Kid off 

6:00 Make a song 

7:00 Sex in the studio with each other 

8:00 Endo letting it all hangout 

9:00 I had panties on 

10:00 No long sex sessions 

11:00 The decked out man cave 

12:00 Creative space to drink and party 

13:00 Superman and Lex Luthor hideout 

14:00 Details of the mancave 

15:00 Living the dream 

16:00 Converting the garage into a bar 

17:00 Sensitivities - Celebrity bitches

18:00 Teachers bitching about their choices 

19:00 The pussification of badass shit 

20:00 Joe Rogan spotify money and problems 

21:00 Why can people not handle shit 

22:00 Napster and Metallica 

23:00 How much money do you need 

24:00 All your heroes just fall - Howard soft 

25:00 The George Brett Shit the pants story 

26:00 George describing meal 

27:00 Explosion - food poisoning 

28:00 Hotel lobby bathroom shit 

29:00 Final Words - Contact us. 

Go Deep.