A full-on cock-punching assault with Kid A.G. and El Pres shitting all over the Bay City bridge fuckfest. They’re plotting to strut across those bridges with their pants down, assholes winking at the Bay City Bridge cocksuckers, daring them to ram it in deep.
Kid’s itching to drop daily audio turds, skull-fucking these toll-charging dickwads ‘til they choke. Screwing downtown raw, and they’re raging it wasn’t fixed when they could have—fucking morons.
Some badass is pimping a pontoon ferry to flip the bird at tolls—free rides to Sand Bar, H2Os, and the docks, if he can suck enough sponsor dick.
Kid’s texting his crew about how these bridges are choking the life out of downtown’s 20-year rimjob revival—traffic’s deader than a nun’s pussy. El Pres bitches about the west side being a ghost town—school, brewery, mall, and fuck-all else—while the east side’s got parades and concerts up the ass.
Saginaw’s bridges are free, motherfucker—Kid’s ready to dive off Bay City’s spans with a middle finger raised, hawking “Fuck the Bridge 2023” tees to every stubborn shit in town.
Kid’s got a clip of some cunt busting her man with two families, four brats, and a double-dick life. El Pres fesses up to juggling two dripping pussies in his sleazy 20s, dodging busts with “Wasn’t me” bullshit ‘til they caught his ass on Bay Road. They unload on clingy whores—strip club sluts and needy cunts who can’t handle “just friends” without wanting cock.
Kid’s done with marriage—“Fuck that shit ‘til my balls rot off!”—and they’re calling out a shady ex-cohost, a lying sack of shit who dodges invites and spins tales. Drag his ass in here—let’s see if he’s got the sack to spill his filthy guts.