• High priest PVO demands Parler be crucified because he can't censor conservatives anymore
• Perth Lord Mayor Basil Zempilas apologises for telling the truth about gender
• Leigh Sales confuses African dictator who rigged elections with leader of the free world fighting election rigging
• Albo fights relevancy deprivation syndrome
• Foreign dude is Miss NZ
• Tasmanian MP keen to kill voters
• Liberal Party promoting gender quota euphemism