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  • Freudian Fertilisation Part 1

    Born out of love, into trauma. Born out of trauma into love.

    Trigger warning: really?
    Additional trigger warning: everything.

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    24 min
  • Competitive Puberty

    This one's dedicated to all the boys in school I wanted to be. To the one in primary school who grew up to have a stupid fringe that was cool at the time, and wore "cool" tops, and was a "bad boy" (we were 13 ffs), to the one in secondary school who all the girls fancied, who had curly hair and muscles (can I say no homo here or...?), and to the one who wasn't even in my group but somehow seemed quite popular. I was so much better than him.

    Trigger warning: hormone hijacking.
    Additional trigger warning: everything.

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    23 min
  • The Penis With No Arms

    Answering some key questions here, like Is there "such a thing" as a lesbian with a penis, and Would I bang someone with chromosomes X, Y and Z?.

    Trigger warning: terf stickers in the street.
    Additional trigger warning: everything.

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    39 min
  • Freaked Out Of Consciousness

    The mad things hypochondria made me do.

    Trigger warning: anxiety and other demons carried over in my incarnation.
    Additional trigger warning: everything.

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    30 min
  • Exactly What Is In My Pants

    In case you were wondering about a one inch wonder.

    Trigger warning: genitalia.
    Additional trigger warning: everything.

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    32 min
  • How I Brainwash Myself In 7 Minutes

    There are many ways to rinse the bitter taste of the random crap the mind accumulates over time. Listening to the soothing yet mildly (!) preachy sound of my own voice is my pick.

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    Trigger warning: issüs.
    Additional trigger warning: everything.

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    25 min
  • Karmic Punchlines

    Small things that carry a lot of meaning make for brilliant movies. They're not so great for real life.

    Trigger warning: sex on the beach.
    Additional trigger warning: everything.

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    25 min
  • The Trans Life: Die Or Be Tortured?

    Do you need dysphoria to be trans? ...and are you allowed to like milkshakes or should you just clock out and hope for better luck next time?

    Trigger warning: guys whose bodies were brewed wrong.
    Additional trigger warning: everything.

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    26 min
  • Evolutionarily Triggered

    How a globe of 7,546,965,744 (and ticking) people is acting like a village of 1,000.

    Trigger warning: pickled conjoined twins sliced in half.
    Additional trigger warning: everything.

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    51 min
  • Straight People Issues

    Struggles of sexuality commonly projected onto LGBT+ people are rooted in cis-het experiences.

    Trigger warning: Incels, infertility, infidelity.
    Additional trigger warning: everything.

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    36 min

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