In this episode, Julius Caesar, who sounds a lot like Hercules Grytpype-Thynne, lands on the British shore and is greeted by Eccles. Caesar asks his second-in-command, Brutus Moriarty, to seize Eccles and prepare him for a life of slavery. The next "Charlie Britannicus" to come along is Neddie Seagoon, who is mistaken for one of the Early Britons. The Romans try to conquer Britain, but the natives think they are preparing for a soccer game and arrive in blue jerseys with a football.