In this episode, the plot revolves around the Clan MacReekie, who are in Macperil because the great Hairy Caber of the Clan MacReekie has been stolen by the Sassenachs. The Laird, Red Hairy McLegs, announces the theft, and the Clan marches south to England to besiege Captain Neddie Seagoon of the 3rd Foot in the Tower of London. The English Garrison is subjected to a non-stop barrage of bagpipes, and after an abortive raid by an English Kilt-Removing Patrol, led by Captain Seagoon (disguised as a Scottish Chinaman), the Hairy Caber is eventually recaptured by the Clan MacReekie.