In this episode, during the hot summer of 1898, Mr. and Mrs. Nugent Dirt are honeymooning in Brighton when the Phantom Head Shaver strikes, leaving Mr. Dirt bald. The story follows the comedic events as Hairy Seagoon, a great QC, is briefed for the defense. The Phantom strikes again and again, turning Brighton into a city of terror. The military eventually cordons off the district, leading to a dramatic and humorous conclusion.