In this episode, Royal tiddlywinks champion Neddie Seagoon has been popping little buttons into a cup at the Palace but there's still no sign of a knighthood. He's the laughing stock of the tiddlywink world, and only the destruction of the tiddleywink hoard in Cambridge can salvage his reputation. Count Jim 'Groins' Moriarty reveals the secret of rocket boots to the Cambridge Leaping Team, and guest John Snagge may ask Ned to hand in his tiddlies. Only a button-bursting rendition of the Tiddlywink Song (to the tune of "Men of Harlech") can restore Royal favor.