The girls lay awake late at night reviewing all of their previous, minute life errors. Whatever, you're probably doing it too. Julie tells us a crazy story that involves probably the coolest hitmen ever, and Emily tells a rare, sweet one. Buckle up, because we're all over the place. 

The Girls share more news from the reality of social distancing. This episode, hear about cult leader Sherry Shriner driving a wedge between a cult member and his meat-loving girlfriend, and an age-gap love story from Julie, inspired by a single rouge text message. WARNING! MAY CONTAIN ALIENS!

The girls interview a very special person in their lives to find out all about her love story. FEATURES THREE! SPECIAL! GUESTS! 

This week TGALS teams up with two very, very special guests, Shannon and Allen, from the critically acclaimed HiLoCast. This episode takes some real twists and turns as we learn about Travis, a special rodeo star who filmed a TV pilot with Michael Moore and Sheryl Crow, and the girls tell the story of Captain Timmy and unique prison wife situation. 

As a public service to America, TGALS is back! The girls know you're at home, and no one knows for how long, as history unfolds before our eyes. This week we bring you two stories of inspiration and hope to occupy a little bit of your time during the coronapocalypse. Listen as we recap what's news since we last recorded over a year ago, discuss baby shower bingo, and what it's like to find a big chunk of sturgeon washed up on the sea shore. Write to us! [email protected]. (We apologize for the audio quality of this episode, Emily is just getting back on the editing wagon after a long break, bear with us...). 

This week we're talking about creepy level 2 sex offender Mary Kay Letourneau. Is Vili a prisoner in his own marriage?!  Julie goes rogue and tells about her psychic adventure. Be sure to check out our pets' holiday photos on our IG: TheGreatAmericanLoveStory, and of course, for photos of this week's couple and the book they co-authored in 1998 while Mary Kay was in jail..."The Only Crime, Love." Happy Hanukah everyone! 

This week, it's The Great International Love Story! In the episode with the longest intro to date, you'll be introduced to an Australian woman who has a thing for 'Davids', and an English women with a particularly spiritual love style. The stories start at 26:14, but hang in to the intro if you want to hear more about la cucaracha, Scott's new cop car, and how Julie busted out the window of Emily's pick up truck in college. It's a real wild ride this week, folks. 

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They're baaaack! Happy (late) Hallowiener TGALers! This week, the dynamic duo fondly remembers the sitcom Step By Step starring Patrick Duffy and Suzanne Somers. Also, some love stories and Julie blows her nose. 

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND the goyles return from a 3 month hiatus. Julie got her armpits waxed! Emily quit (one of her) jobs! So now they can return to what is most important: entertaining YOU. In this episode, Julie definitely suspects that there's something wrong with Aunt Diane, and Emily tells a story that circles around a favorite topic for both gals: poop.