Every. Five. Years. The alligators descend on our town in an amount that can only be described as a 'spring break's' worth of overly amorous alligators looking to breed and get their rocks off. In addition to it being wildly inconvenient it's real gross.

Tonight's callers include:

• Gator Farmer Duck Winters - with some pro-tips for those being harangued by these gators or caught in the middle of their love making.
• Fr. Jonah Likely - Discusses his plan to drive the gators from his place of worship/nightclub 'The Spanktuary' with a stick and some oil.
• A resident who's seen a rare Gatorking.
• And other residents caught in the fray.

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And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Casey Redmon, Ron Babcock and KSantos.