Natalie & Drew go inside the secret world of magicians to find out: Why are they so corny? Why do they want to impress people so much? What secret club did Drew try to join fruitlessly for years? Also: Clothesless yoga, cat circuses, Tom Of Finland, steampunks, and the worst kind of monologue you have to hear constantly.

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Fairies: the little guys who are sneaky beepers. What are they? What do they look like? And what do they do all day? We answer these plus over 18,000 other questions you didn’t ask in today’s episode.

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Modern sloths, ancient sloths, sloth metabolism, sloths in the water, sloths eating, sloth facts, all amazingly fast and capable compared to nature’s slowest boy, the Sloth.

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Today’s special GBU episode is about turds: how they’re used, why they look the way they do, paying for poop, getting paid to poop, shitting on the moon, and hundreds more facts.

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All about shrimp: what they do, why their tails are like that, and why people eat them so much. Plus: being old! Being reborn! Shrimp Lips! Shrimp holidays! Eating bugs! And a harrowing tale at the very end of the episode you can’t miss (so don’t close it as soon as we say Harlem Township.)

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Think about it.

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HALLOWEEN SEASON IS HERE! Today we’re talking werewolves, but also: how to become a werewolf, why a werewolf might have depression, putting on the wolf belt, werewolves on trial, and L. Ron Hubbard.

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Natalie & Drew unearth ancient Danzig lore, and explain how owls fly. Also: What are owls? Who is Danzig? Why does he hate wigs? What happens when you show your boobs on a podcast? And why does THIS guy have a raven as a pet?

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The history of the world’s shittiest field of pursuit: advertising! Why it sucks, why they’re everywhere, and why anything good doesn’t need an advertisement. Plus: Esperanto, brand managers, strip club advertising, and how we trapped an ancient man on earth by talking about his ads.

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Today! All the information on the POTUS you KNOWTUS and some you might not have already knowntus. Plus: Why all politicians are psycho, how presidents die, the Crypt Keeper, why rap and America are intertwined yet rap about America sucks beyond words, anarchists, and, of course, how to impress Jodie Foster.

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