Universities and customers are on the menu today. Pull up a plate.

Tad takes on the insurance companies bleeding the working man dry. Ben doesn't aeroplanes because he's a big dumb baby. Kate was there too.

Tad and Ben record their new episode from Brunswick. Ben recounts a terrible Tinder date. Tad thinks the fire in the Amazon is actually a good thing.

Ben doesn't like public transport, Tad doesn't like cars...blah blah blah none of you animals read this anyways do you?

He's back. On this week's episode, Tad has it out for bouncers, Ben is accused of thievery and the fellas hash out how their prospective profits will be split. Eddie's not on this one, sorry.

Tad is MIA so Ben invites his good friend and comrade, Eddie Gates, to sub in. It goes amazingly. Probably the best episode ever. (Tad, please message your parents. They're worried)

Tad, high on birthday spirit, puts a positive spin on his beef. Ben is starting to run out of ideas and decides to literally flush the show down the toilet by speaking about public bathrooms.

Ben dissects 'inspirational' quotes. Tad puts advertisements on blast. The chair Ben was sitting on squeaks

Tad rambles on about climate-change skeptics and offers some interesting ways to be eco-friendly. Ben talks about not liking hairdressers. Pretty standard.

Things get steamy on episode 3. A tale of a harrowing psycho-sexual experience is shared. Porn is talked about. Maybe cup the kids' ears for this one.