In this week’s episode the Mystics break into their own FBI files 🗃️ to uncover the very mildly suspicious activities that probably got them flagged 🥴 From Amber's undying belief that crystals and essential oils could heal a broken leg, to Lesley's never-ending rant about a certain politician who may or may not secretly be the Zodiac Killer 💌 These “case files” are less about national security and more about why the FBI is rolling their eyes 🙄 Tune in for laughs, questionable wellness tips, and a reminder that if we’re on a watchlist, it’s definitely the Most Mildly Annoying one 😀

In this week’s episode, The Mystics unroll a bizarre 🙃corner of TikTok where two New York men are taking “street performance” to a whole new level.. by becoming actual rugs 🏉 That’s right: one silently sneaks underfoot without consent 🤢 the other proudly charges for the privilege of stepping on him 🤑 Is this performance art, a questionable hustle, or just plain creepy? Join The Gruesome Twosome as they laugh their way through the world of carpet art and debate whether these rug dealers deserve applause… or a vacuum. 🫧

In this week’s episode, The Mystics go big, literally, as they explore whether giants once roamed the Earth 🌎 From eyebrow-raising newspaper reports in the 1800s and 1900s, to biblical tall tales, to mountains that suspiciously resemble a nap-taking giant 😴 Amber and Lesley are chasing every oversized breadcrumb they can find. Of course there's speculation (in the most highly scientific, definitely-not-made-up way) about what might have led to their extinction. So grab your magic beans and a sturdy ladder because Bro, Where’s My Beanstalk is about to take you to new heights ⛰️

THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED

📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign

🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby Golden

Ancient Origins on Giants

Serpent Mound

Friends of the Serpent Mound

Robert Wadlow

Lovelock Cave

In this week's episode, The Mystics accidentally set sail into the same chaotic waters 🌊Lesley dives into the life of Stede Bonnet 👱🏻‍♂️a wealthy landowner turned into a wanna be bad boy pirate captain. Amber, on the other hand, boarded the infamous ship of none other than Blackbeard himself, Queen Anne's Revenge ⛵ Little did they know, these two stories crash into each other like a cannonball to the hull 💣 It’s a tale of frilly shirts, questionable life choices, and a pirate bromance no one saw coming. Grab your eyepatch and prepare for a voyage through the golden age of piracy in Not So Jolly Rogers. 🏴‍☠️

THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED

📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign

🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby Golden

Stede Bonnet, the Gentleman Pirate

Outerland North Carolina, on the Real Stede Bonnet

Stede Bonnet, DNCR

The Smithsonian on Stede

In this week's episode, The Mystics spill about a magical night under the stars at Red Rocks 🪨 Amber is a ride-or-die Halsey fan and brought Lesley along for the cult meeting for a vibe that could only be described as chaotic ethereal 🫖think Alice in Wonderland energy, killer views, and... a surprise guest appearance from a cockroach squad 🪳The Gruesome Twosome chat about the absolute serve that was Halsey’s performance 💃🏻how they may or may not have summoned something otherworldly (besides Halsey herself), and the ghostly history lingering around the venue 👻🪓It's giving a haunted fairy tale with a dash of girl dinner energy. Grab a drink, light a candle, and come relive the night with us ✨

In this week’s episode, The Mystics celebrate like no is paying as they plan their ultimate birthday bash 🎂No budget required! Amber envisions a peaceful escape into the woods, where the vibes are grounded and the cell service is nonexistent 🌲⛺ Lesley on the other hand? She’s booked a private villa for 50, complete with bottomless cocktails 🍸glam squads, and a poolside host who may or may not be British. From forest fairy to party queen 👑we’re manifesting all the birthday energy we deserve, even if our bank accounts disagree.

This week, Amber channels Aphrodite 💋 and breaks down her favorite rituals for keeping the vibe high and the chaos low. Think: yoga that doubles as mood magic 🧘‍♀️, meditations that sometimes just turn into naps 🕯️, and energy work that’s basically just emotional laundry. It’s self-care with a side of goddess-level sass. ✨

In this week’s episode, The Mystic conjures up her daily rituals 🪄 from cinnamon ☕ stirred intentions to sports seat swapping superstitions passed down from her mom (who may or may not be hiding in a closet with a radio 📻) Lesley shares the small but mighty ways she brings a little magic into the mundane, including witch bells on the front door 🔔 moon water offerings to Màni 🌕 and protective crystal bundles 💎 Along the way, we get into the surprising histories behind knocking on wood and why it’s good manners to leave a pinecone if you’re taking a tree branch 🌲 Whether you’re full witchy vibes or just here for the cozy chaos, this episode proves that the little things do hold power ✨

In this week’s episode, The Mystics dive headfirst into the icy 🧊 depths of one of the wildest Titanic conspiracy theories: was it actually the Olympic that sank, all in the name of a juicy insurance payout 🕵🏼‍♀️ Lesley channels their inner maritime detective, guiding Amber and the Explorers through swapped ships, shady billionaires, and some suspiciously convenient coincidences 🚢 It’s got rich guys, cover-ups, and a whole lot of nautical nonsense. So grab your floaties, bank boy, it’s time to go overboard 🛟

In this week's episode, The Mystics wander into the world of dreams as they dive headfirst into the surreal world of lucid dreaming 😴😴 From ancient practices and sleep scrolls to the guy who officially coined the term (spoiler: it wasn't Inception), Amber and Lesley explore how people throughout history have tried to take the wheel in their dreams 🚗 Expect some practical tips on how to train your brain to know when you're dreaming, because what's more powerful than realizing you're in a dream and deciding to ride a dragon or confront your ex with confidence? 💪🏻 So fluff your pillow, grab your dream journal, and join us for an episode that’s truly… Living a Dream.