The Hake Report

The Hake Report

By James Anton HakeNewsNews CommentaryPolitics
Download on the App Store

The Hake Report episodes

  • Makers Vs Takers | Thu 11-13-25

    Elon vs politician. SNAP vs eyebrow technicians. Trump the utilitarian: America needs foreign talent! Epstein is over!

    The Hake Report, Thursday, November 13, 2025 AD

    🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

    🎶 📞 🗒️ 💰 💬 📸 🎥 🗣️ 🙋‍♂️

    (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

    (0:03:33) 🎶 Hey, guys!

    (0:05:15) 🗒️ 🎥 Elon: You a taker to Roland Gutierrez

    (0:13:19) 🎥 Ashley Wilson, CNN: Customers on SNAP can’t afford eyebrow technicians

    (0:16:10) 📞 JAIME, MN: H-1B honesty; student visas… Michael

    (0:25:05) 📞 MIKE, STL, MO: Against utilitarian mindset. Chinese students at prestigious universities.

    (0:30:00) MIKE: Trump corporate tax breaks vs breaking up monopolies… Pro-family?

    (0:37:01) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: America has no talent. HBCUs fail?

    (0:47:59) ZENNY: Epstein, Trump, Kash Patel gf, Man in the Arena, Pardon Bibi

    (1:03:45) 📞 MAZE, OH: Trump-Epstein girl. Robots taking over. CWP’s. More…

    (1:19:22) Sneak Peak

    (1:21:42) 💬 Coffees… Greggatron G—, NJF

    (1:24:26) Coffees… Eric

    (1:25:52) Coffees/Supers … Chris…. Cbill… Rgalunas

    (1:28:46) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: Maze, Steve’n, Epstein, Canada

    (1:33:37) 📞 ANTHONY, SoCal: Corporate tax cuts… 1-percent…

    (1:46:22) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: sinful heart, anger

    (1:53:11) 💬 Coffee: Cesar – Closing…

    🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/11/13/hake-thu-11-13-25

    🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack

    🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/11/13/jlp-thu-11-13-25

    VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee

    PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict

    –

    📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show

    ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.



    Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
    1 hr 55 min
  • Don't lose your soul! | Wed 11-12-25

    From NBA to projects. Kissing feet! 50-year loan? Seattle mayor, female socialist?! Name-calling provoking you to lose your soul!

    The Hake Report, Wednesday, November 12, 2025 AD

    🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

    🎶 📞 🗒️ 💰 💬 📸 🎥 🗣️ 🙋‍♂️

    (0:00:00) Start

    (0:02:43) Intro

    (0:05:44) 🎥 Sebastian Telfair, NBA star back in the projects

    (0:18:56) 💬 Super: Burns on the Couch, post on X

    (0:21:00) 📞 JOHN, Houston: BQ, approaching Christ?

    (0:25:00) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Kissing Jasmine Crockett’s feet: Ted Cruz?

    (0:31:27) WILLIAM not there! Hake fumbling with supers…

    (0:35:02) 💬 Super: GREGGATRON, don’t say g—

    (0:42:29) 💬 Coffee: Gregg… Suggestion box

    (0:47:04) 💬 Coffee: Eric …

    (0:52:20) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn on 50-year loan?

    (1:00:19) 💬 Coffee: Cesar, Eric, victimhood

    (1:01:59) 💬 Super: Gregg on Principal

    (1:03:34) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: San Fran CTA driver fell asleep

    (1:05:45) W III: Bonus for staying at work. Maze, Non-pro-profit?

    (1:09:06) W III: Michael Ray Richardson, Darryl Strawberry

    (1:12:06) W III: America is coming back, I say… Women.

    (1:14:20) W III: Economics, home-buying…

    (1:15:43) 📞 TERRI, OR: Seattle new mayor-elect? Katie Wilson

    (1:23:02) TERRI: Deportations vs Housing costs…

    (1:25:42) TERRI: Cyclists are the worst?

    (1:28:49) TERRI: News report from May Seattle Antifa anti-Christian riot

    (1:31:11) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Name-calling Maze, black airline

    (1:42:15) STEVE’N: Losing your soul

    (1:45:08) 📞 MAZE, OH: Ill and uninformed… Put it in a trust, not a will…

    (1:51:21) 📞 RICK, VA: Fave callers, OG

    (1:54:19) Outro

    🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/11/12/hake-wed-11-12-25

    🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack

    🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/11/12/jlp-wed-11-12-25

    VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)

    PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict

    –

    📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show

    ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.



    Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
    1 hr 55 min
  • Can't Stop Greatness | Tue 11-11-25

    From DJT to NJF! Obamacare and communist sophistry. It’s Veterans Day. 🇺🇸 Marriage and societal decline.

    The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 11, 2025 AD

    🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

    (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimers

    (0:04:03) 🎶Hey, guys!

    (0:06:31) Can’t stop greatness…

    (0:08:18) 📞 JAIME, Minnesota: Obama’s ACA subsidies

    (0:13:47) 📞 JAIME vs RONNIE: Defending the ACA, won’t admit it’s wrong.

    (0:17:12) J vs R: Stand on business! Forgive mama?

    (0:22:36) 💬 Super: Ronnie maybe I got emotional

    (0:23:31) 📞 WILLIAM 7, Veterans Day, “Affordable Care Act… NOT.” Subsidies.

    (0:27:19) WILLIAM 7: Need them? Labor Force Participation Rate

    (0:30:50) WILLIAM 7: “Marriage vs Holy Matrimony,” Black’s Law Dictionary…

    (0:35:59) WILLIAM 7: Veterans’ S—de: 22 a day is talking people into it.

    (0:38:28) 💬 Cmon Man! Hom…

    (0:41:11) 💬 Super: Mess

    (0:43:26) 💬 Coffees: Eric on NJF and Crishaun

    (0:50:57) 💬 Coffee: Eric: NJF on Stalin

    (0:54:00) 💬 BBC on LGBT DV, 2014

    (0:57:17) 💬 Coffee: Cesar: Trayvon, Eminem

    (1:04:00) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Obamacare/Medicare… Grandma ATM robbery victim…

    (1:10:53) RICK: Weakness in Marriage… Tucker Carlson: Happy wife, Happy Life… Race. Democrats. Scott Jennings.

    (1:15:54) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: ACA scam… Canada vs USA.

    (1:21:31) WILLIAM III: Social workers replacing police

    (1:22:42) WILLIAM III: Chicago jewelry store…. UC Berkeley fight

    (1:25:54) 📞 MAZE, OH: ACA mess

    (1:36:02) MAZE: Trump ain’t doin’ nothing

    (1:39:07) MAZE: Allahu Akbar

    (1:41:16) MAZE: Bigg Bump

    (1:43:41) 💬 Super: George Zimmerman part Jewish or no?

    (1:47:18) 📞 ANTHONY, SoCal: Mexico City Policy. Nigeria. Obama.

    (1:53:15) ANTHONY: Sophistry of prior caller

    (1:54:16) Outro

    🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/11/11/hake-tue-11-11-25

    🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack

    🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/11/11/jlp-tue-11-11-25

    VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee

    PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict

    –

    📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show

    ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.



    Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
    1 hr 55 min
  • Chesterton's Fence | Mon 11-10-25

    Justifying Obama’s “marriage equality”? Chesterton’s Fence: Why tear it down? Muslim Americans! Actually, Fuentes is brilliant. Calls/Supers.

    The Hake Report, Monday, November 10, 2025 AD

    🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

    (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

    (0:03:16) Hey, guys! Yellowstone tee, Nat’l Parks

    (0:04:58) 📞 WILLIAM III: Dems caved. ACA not good. SNAP reform. Economy, Tariffs.

    (0:08:32) WILLIAM III: Nigerian Christian refugees… Abrego Garcia to Liberia…

    (0:11:34) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Same-sex marriage, Communism, “Should”

    (0:34:06) RONNIE: Jobs… Presidential accountability

    (0:39:57) 📞 BRANDI, HI: UK women arrested? IHSS In-Home Services

    (0:46:20) 💬 Coffee: CBILL: Islamic stuff in America

    (0:52:59) 💬 Coffees… Rise and Shine, and NJF stuff…

    (0:58:24) 💬 Popcorn: Women

    (1:05:45) 💬 Coffee: Eric, Chesterton’s fence … Nick, the TRUTH

    (1:08:48) 💬 Longest Coffees Ever… on NJF

    (1:14:25) 💬 Popcorn again: Trump bucks!

    (1:20:27) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Lysander Spooner; Law, Contracts after death

    (1:26:55) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Grifters. “Marriage.” Obama-bashing.

    (1:39:11) 💬 Coffee: Cesar, Not answering Q’s directly. Casey Anthony, Caylee

    (1:45:13) 💬 Coffee: Division

    (1:45:47) 💬 Cesar: Obama stuff

    (1:47:41) 💬 Supers… YouTube! Sun/Moon?

    (1:52:15) 🙋‍♂️ Closing

    🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/11/10/hake-mon-11-10-25

    🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack

    🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/11/10/jlp-mon-11-10-25

    VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)

    PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict

    –

    📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show

    ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.



    Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
    1 hr 55 min
  • Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation | Fri 11-7-25

    GUEST: Crishaun, been awhile! Handling crime like men! Boat strikes, immigration. Mamdani: We needn’t tolerate communism! NJF is angry!

    The Hake Report, Friday, November 7, 2025 AD

    LINKS: Crishaun the Don https://x.com/crishaunthedon of The Misfit Nation https://rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@themisfitnationpodcast

    🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

    (0:00:00) Start

    (0:00:50) GUEST: Crishaun the Don / Disclaim

    (0:04:53) 🎶 Hey, guys!

    (0:06:50) Catching criminals, security in FL

    (0:10:26) 🗣️ Drug problems, boat strikes

    (0:15:41) Deportations and heartstrings

    (0:19:35) Claudia Sheinbaum, Narco rights violated? Maryland Man, Abrego Garcia

    (0:25:37) 🗣️ Mamdani win: Art is right

    (0:31:22) Super: Rumble Rant

    (0:35:00) Secularism: Same-sex marriage,

    (0:43:16) 📞 GREGGATRON, Midwest: Claudia Sheinbaum “a strong woman”?

    (0:48:42) GREGG: Family watch your shows? Reaction?

    (0:54:08) GREGG: Calling Hake… Art Bell

    (0:55:31) Based or Normie?

    (0:59:04) 💬 Coffee: Voting rights? Rise and Shine and Give God the Glory

    (1:05:05) Women’s vote… Pelosi, Kamala…

    (1:08:39) 📞 GARRETT, NH: Mamdani, New York

    (1:18:14) 💬 Coffee: NJF, Our Future Prez?

    (1:24:02) Why Stalin and others … Trump

    (1:29:28) 🎥 South Africa refugees g—cider

    (1:33:40) Nick’s not like his followers… Anger …

    (1:37:12) 💬 Coffee: Cesar… The Misfit Nation Rumble? YouTube?

    (1:38:22) 📞 LUCAS, CA: Dislike Nick? Are you Jewish?

    (1:44:16) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Women, family, politics

    (1:48:14) 📞 RICK, VA: People running

    (1:51:08) 🙋‍♂️ Catch The Misfit Nation Podcast (YT, Rumble)

    (1:51:37) 💬 Supers I couldn’t get to…

    (1:52:47) 📞 WILLIAM III - BYE

    🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/11/7/crishaun-the-don-of-the-misfit-nation-fri-11-7-25

    🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack

    🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/11/7/jlp-fri-11-7-25

    VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee

    PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict

    –

    📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show

    ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.



    Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
    1 hr 55 min
  • You don't have a right to make Hake nervous | Thu 11-6-25

    Are we asleep while taken over? Homeless on the sidewalk! AI watercolor! Washington’s farewell. Nick: “It’s the women.”

    The Hake Report, Thursday, November 5, 2025 AD

    🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

    (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

    (0:04:14) Men’s Forum at BOND in L.A.!

    (0:05:56) 🎶 Hey, guys! Get your stickers! Or not!

    (0:09:08) 📞 HADEN, TX: Ronnie mask-off yesterday!

    (0:12:38) HADEN: “End of MAGA”? NYC, NJ, VA, CA Prop 50

    (0:19:06) HADEN: Trump: Dems want Puerto Rico, DC, as US states?

    (0:22:02) HADEN: Mamdani background

    (0:24:59) Punchie TV, Homeless infringement, other news: Jimmy Kimmell

    (0:35:21) 🖼️ AI art, cool! Church with JLP

    (0:38:44) 📞 ART, OH: 9/11/01 on ourselves! Muslims for gov! We asleep? You too!

    (0:45:15) ART: Fighters; I see us regressing

    (0:48:03) Hake after Art…

    (0:49:20) Super: God won

    (0:51:59) 📞 ROSS, NJ: Chain gang, return to nature

    (0:59:04) 📞 ALEX, CA: Calls.

    (1:00:32) ALEX: Mamdani, Indian, Muslim

    (1:01:53) ALEX: Muslim family neighbors?

    (1:05:13) 💬 Coffees… Washington’s Farewell

    (1:10:20) Coffees… Eric on ladies

    (1:13:58) Coffees… Angband… Israel, Hamas, war propaganda, based ladies

    (1:19:51) Popcorn on NJF and Stalin

    (1:32:31) Super: CSAL: Israel

    (1:33:15) Women voting

    (1:34:38) 📞 ALEX, TX: George Washington’s farewell, warnings. Libertarianism?

    (1:38:24) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: I’m Omega; On my Left and Right. Callers.

    (1:42:58) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: black airlines! NYC Mamdani plans? Trump. Obama.

    (1:49:08) Supers…

    (1:53:27) Outro

    🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/11/6/hake-thu-11-6-25

    🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack

    🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/11/6/jlp-thu-11-6-25

    VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)

    PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict

    –

    📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show

    ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.



    Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
    1 hr 55 min
  • Mamdani is Obama | Wed 11-5-25

    We can yet thrive despite the socialist oppression! Ronnie blames Fox News for Obama’s division of the country! Do not judge. Is Nick hateful?!

    The Hake Report, Wednesday, November 5, 2025 AD

    🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

    (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

    (0:04:07) 🎶 Hey, guys! Thanks, Jake!

    (0:05:56) 🗒️ Zohran is Obama

    (0:09:35) 📞 GREG, NY, walked NYC, pleasantly surprised

    (0:12:42) GREG: Is God above?

    (0:16:40) GREG: Christian music tips; Titanic, movie

    (0:19:10) GREG: Polish

    (0:20:26) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Socialist Obama, Mamdani

    (0:28:54) RONNIE: Same-sex marriage justification

    (0:35:15) RONNIE: Refusing to answer questions, hard to have a serious conversation

    (0:39:45) 🗣️ That’s called communism

    (0:41:08) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Obamacare’s destruction

    (0:45:38) W7: Thinking black, supporting Obama

    (0:48:14) W7: Judging and being smart.

    (0:50:22) W7: Be careful how you judge. Don’t judge. Judging angels.

    (0:52:07) W7: God is everywhere. Being godly.

    (0:54:29) 📖 Judge not… Matthew 7: 1-6 -Jesus

    (0:56:07) 📞 JAIME, MN: Obamacare, “ACA”

    (1:00:14) JAIME: Trump figured out pharma companies, drug prices

    (1:02:59) JAIME: Sickle cell and cancer treatments; Throwing money at the problem

    (1:06:48) JAIME: Congrats, Dems. Watch out, people! Thrive in spite of…?

    (1:07:46) JAIME: Women investing! Smart politics! Pritzker, family wealth. Spend wisely.

    (1:12:06) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Privileged.

    (1:16:00) STEVE’N: Made wife quit, he takes less pay!

    (1:18:36) STEVE’N: Livable wage 🐕

    (1:21:53) STEVE’N: I stayed home with 4 babies…

    (1:26:50) STEVE’N: Evil…

    (1:31:03) 📞 MIT, Australia, re: the Moon 🌙

    (1:33:30) MIT: No love for Anchor Baby

    (1:34:31) Beaver Moon

    (1:38:33) 💬 Super: 5th November

    (1:41:32) Coffees yesterday: Cesar

    (1:43:02) Popcorn: Haden: Tucker-Nick

    (1:46:47) Chris: Financial Hub. Nick hating?

    (1:51:17) Anthony: Yikes.

    (1:52:34) Cesar: Jack Parsons? OH SHOOT, END!

    🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/11/4/hake-wed-11-5-25

    🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack

    🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/11/4/jlp-wed-11-5-25

    🥊 Punchie TV (Hake blog) https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2025/11/4/punchie-tv-episode-063-wed-11-5-25

    VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee

    PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict

    –

    📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show

    ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.



    Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
    1 hr 56 min
  • Our Future President | Tue 11-4-25

    Rescue story: Thank cops! Good societies treat J’s well! Nick would! Calls: Elections, voting for women, and the peaceful religion in the West!

    The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 4, 2025 AD

    🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

    (0:00:00) Start

    (0:03:24) 🎶 Hey, guys! JLP shop tee

    (0:05:59) 💰 Super: Hake’s search and rescue story

    (0:14:46) 🗒️ Cops thanked

    (0:16:05) 🗒️ Election Day

    (0:20:12) Gerrymandering … NO on 50

    (0:24:38) 📞 ABIGAIL, CO, 1st: NO Xmas gifts for bad 10yo daughter?

    (0:39:21) How Jewish community is treated

    (0:49:00) Relax anti- Tucker – Our Future President haters

    (0:54:33) 📞 JERMAINE, CA, Jamaica, rich vs plebs

    (0:59:21) JERMAINE: Virginia governesses

    (1:01:30) 📞 RICK, VA: Will your girl win?

    (1:03:28) RICK: Don’t vote for women?

    (1:06:36) RICK: Dick Cheney, kids’ liberal lifestyles

    (1:08:58) RICK: Pot is worse than alcohol

    (1:11:06) RICK: Trump not for Winsome ?

    (1:12:49) RICK: Reproductive rights and healthcare

    (1:16:07) 📞 ANTHONY, SoCal: Obama: No on 50. Islamophobia Awareness November

    (1:21:44) ANTHONY: Coverups and denial … Peaceful religion. Note to self: Say yes.

    (1:24:52) ANTHONY: Islamophobia, reading; Coptic Christians in Egypt

    (1:28:45) ANTHONY: Dad given a Muslim name, had dogs, learned Quranic Arabic

    (1:31:12) ANTHONY: Coptic priest with Al Qaeda bounty on head

    (1:34:44) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Advice for mother of 10yo girl

    (1:44:13) DAVID: Michelle Obama, Dick Cheney disaster, Deerborn

    (1:46:44) 📞 JOEL, FL, 1st: Immigrants…

    (1:50:12) JOEL, Puerto Rican surfer: wooden boats every day!

    (1:53:45) Outro: Remiss on Supers…!

    🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/11/4/hake-tue-11-4-25

    🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack

    🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/11/4/jlp-tue-11-4-25

    VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee

    PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict

    –

    📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show

    ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.



    Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
    1 hr 55 min
  • Relax, it's not that serious | Mon 11-3-25

    They’re overreacting to my competitors! Kim K denies moon landing. Nicki Minaj thanks Trump. Culture of stealing! Jesus is-vs-isn’t God callers.

    The Hake Report, Monday, November 3, 2025 AD

    🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

    (0:00:00) Start

    (0:01:24) 🗒️ Sorry for saying anyway

    (0:02:34) 🗒️ My competitors catching hate

    (0:06:11) 🎶 Hey, guys!

    (0:09:02) 🎥 Kim K denies moon landing?

    (0:16:19) 🗒️ Afghanistan quake, Blue Mosque

    (0:21:15) 🗒️ Sanae Takaichi wanna meet with Kim Jong Un: Abductees

    (0:28:20) 📞 ART, OH: UK Muslims and LGBT

    (0:32:15) ART: Bill Gates and climate… getting a pat on the back from the left

    (0:34:09) ART: Humility and EBT; Ilhan Omar vs ICE

    (0:37:29) 🗒️ Ilhan Omar vs Trump

    (0:38:51) 🗒️ Nicki Minaj on Christians in Nigeria

    (0:46:14) 📞 ANTHONY, SoCal: William 7; “Jesus is God” disagreement

    (0:56:41) ANTHONY: Any truth without the Bible? Solipsism, knowing

    (1:00:10) 📞 📞 WILLIAM 7 vs ANTHONY, Coptic Orthodox

    (1:04:00) W7 vs ANTHONY: Word became flesh?

    (1:09:21) 📞 ALEX, CA: King. Civilization vs Theft. SNAP snapping?

    (1:16:59) ALEX: Deep-voiced woman?

    (1:18:14) 📞 KEVIN, NY: Robot-y voice? “Jesus isn’t God.” Dispute.

    (1:23:39) KEVIN: Church problem re: Scriptures.

    (1:26:31) 💰 Super: Csal, their race?

    (1:29:35) Coffees: Mike

    (1:32:46) Coffees: BasedAF

    (1:35:35) Coffees: Cesar

    (1:38:15) Ko-Fi: Lamb

    (1:39:44) 🎥 Hedgehog video…

    (1:40:17) 📞 HADEN, TX: JB Pritzker a billionaire

    (1:44:20) HADEN: Self-deportation

    (1:47:12) HADEN: Fuentes-Carlson interview and overreaction, hate

    (1:53:25) 📞 STEVE’N, MD, ttyl!

    (1:54:10) 🙋‍♂️ Outro

    🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/11/3/hake-mon-11-3-25

    🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack

    🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/11/3/jlp-mon-11-3-25

    VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee

    PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict

    –

    📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show

    ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.



    Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
    1 hr 55 min
  • Is Trump controlled? | Fri 10-31-25

    Is Halloween Christian? Trump is compromised! Muhammad MAY be in Heaven! Busy calls…

    The Hake Report, Friday, October 31, 2025 AD

    🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

    (0:00:00) Start

    (0:04:33) 🎶 Hey, guys!

    (0:06:46) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Halloween, pagan?

    (0:12:10) MICHAEL: Israel, Carlson-Nick interview, criticism

    (0:18:20) MICHAEL: Trump is compromised?

    (0:27:00) MICHAEL: Epstein… Israel…

    (0:35:00) MICHAEL: Never Trumpers bought Trump? Israel history

    (0:40:15) MICHAEL: JD Vance vs young people

    (0:43:28) 📞 JAIME, MN: Israel a vassal state?

    (0:50:15) JAIME: Trump, Israel, Palestine

    (0:51:10) JAIME: Alvin Bragg DA re-election?

    (0:53:49) 📞 🚫 CSAL, TX: Phone issues

    (0:55:31) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA, NOT putting Jesus down, Anthony!

    (0:59:52) W7: Muhammad MAY be in Heaven! We’re only assuming based on writings.

    (1:07:23) 📞 🚫 CSAL’s phone issues

    (1:09:48) 🎥 JD Vance on Israel, Trump, Charlie Kirk

    (1:21:35) 💰 Supers: YT

    (1:25:53) 💰 Coffees… Matthew 25

    (1:30:39) 💰 More Coffee: JLP on Jamie Kennedy

    (1:33:52) 💰 Coffees from Cesar: Influence, Israel, Trump

    (1:37:00) 📞 ART, OH: Manipulation, Middle East, Ukraine, wars

    (1:41:05) ART: Food Stamps fearmongering, threatening theft

    (1:44:05) ART: Muhammad is NOT in Heaven!

    (1:44:42) 🗒️ Welfare fraud

    (1:47:10) 💰 Last Supers

    (1:48:19) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Halloween, Trick-or-Treating; Divorce, remarriage

    (1:54:10) 🙋‍♂️ End!

    🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/10/31/hake-fri-10-31-25

    🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack

    🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/10/31/jlp-fri-10-31-25

    VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee

    PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict

    –

    📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show

    ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.



    Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
    1 hr 55 min

About The Hake Report

From the publisher's feed

Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. …

More shows like The Hake Report

The Jesse Lee Peterson Radio Show by Jesse Lee Peterson

The Jesse Lee Peterson Radio Show

840 Listeners

The Fallen State TV by Jesse Lee Peterson

The Fallen State TV

304 Listeners

Church with Jesse Lee Peterson by Jesse Lee Peterson

Church with Jesse Lee Peterson

114 Listeners

Hodgetwins Podcast by Hodgetwins Podcast

Hodgetwins Podcast

310 Listeners

The Officer Tatum Show by Brandon Tatum

The Officer Tatum Show

369 Listeners

The Alex Jones Show - Infowars.com by John

The Alex Jones Show - Infowars.com

1,217 Listeners