The Hake Report

Another day, another terror. 🥱 Jane Goodall is NOT Gorillas in the Mist gal! 🤯 Looking for the truth, but won’t pray?! Jewish-Muslim-Christian talk.

The Hake Report, Thursday, October 2, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start

(0:00:55) Disclaimer / Echoes in the Keys (no beat)

(0:04:30) Hey, guys!

(0:06:00) JERMAINE, Canada: Attack in Manchester

(0:10:38) JERMAINE: Mandatory digital ID; CBDC

(0:16:32) JERMAINE: 2A confiscation in Canada

(0:16:53) JERMAINE: Ilhan Omar, Serena Williams, others

(0:18:47) Popcorn on Cashless bail, money and responsibility

(0:24:04) Greggatron, Dolly Parton, woman-minded activism

(0:31:04) Coffees: Canada Mike

(0:34:14) Eric, word to the wise for Derrick …

(0:37:00) Jane Goodall, NOT Gorillas in the Mist

(0:49:22) Hake finally figures it out: Dian Fossey, not Jane Goodall!

(0:51:52) Lisa Cook, SCOTUS kiss-up

(0:56:12) Memphis, TN, crime crackdown

(1:01:06) Israel and children

(1:05:12) Congressional moment of silence disturbance

(1:06:58) ABC station shooter was out of jail right away

(1:09:35) BILLY, MS: Use Jesse’s platform, tell the truth

(1:29:03) Coffees… Silent Prayer

(1:35:56) ANTHONY, SoCal: Kamala; Prayer; Show of force, Obama;

(1:43:02) ANTHONY: Jane Goodall, “humankind,” Filial love, LGBT

(1:48:09) ANTHONY: … Israel debate

(1:54:28) Outro

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Nepal’s 2yo goddess?! Pope Leo: Reddit atheist for Dick Durbin? On Tina Kotek, JK Rowling, Emma Watson, and Lady Gaga.

The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 1, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start

(0:01:24) Estamos en el Norte, v4, disclaimer

(0:05:04) Hey, guys!

(0:06:43) Hake, Punchie TV

(0:08:03) News… ICE … Hurricane … Earthquake

(0:15:18) 2yo goddess for Hindus and Buddhists?

(0:19:20) theSkimm: “misogyny”

(0:20:37) the Pope like a Reddit atheist? Dick Durbin honor

(0:30:33) BILLY, MS, 1st: What is a Christian?

(0:43:19) TERRI, OR: Gov Tina Kotek, Portland, Antifa, drugs, trafficking

(0:52:31) TERRI: Spiritual battle, “Catholics,” tribalism, individualism

(0:59:59) TERRI: JK Rowling, Emma Watson, trans women

(1:11:08) TERRI: Bad Bunny, NFL, black woman against Anglo Colonizers

(1:17:43) DAVID, TX: “unarmed,” story of a man gone… Capital Punishment?

(1:23:42) DAVID: Disturbing video: PDF burning on IG

(1:28:58) DAVID: Billy, FE, audience

(1:30:49) WILLIAM 7, CA: King Darius in the Bible

(1:38:49) WILLIAM 7: Jesus’ message

(1:41:36) Coffee: Lady Gaga? Greggatron!

(1:47:45) Coffee: Popcorn on cashless bail

(1:50:36) Coffee: Cesar

(1:51:49) ROB, NorCal: FE vs ball earth seasons

(1:54:07) Closing

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Lionizing Assata Shakur. Would the founders be pro-full-auto? Guys’ afros and long hair? ICE pushed a woman down. Is Trump stronger now?

The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 30, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start

(0:02:26) Oso, Hakey Bear v1 / Disclaim

(0:07:48) Joanne Chesimard, Assata Shakur, RIP

(0:22:01) Antifa-looking guys

(0:23:30) Oregon Governess

(0:29:28) 2A, Ruffalo, gal on liberal mind

(0:36:16) Health & Immigration

(0:42:37) Manhandled

(0:48:01) WILLIAM 7: Civil War Gatling guns, being a light, BQ, defending the faith

(0:55:46) JERMAINE, Canada: Men growing their hair

(1:04:28) JERMAINE: Rule by fear, James & John, Authority, Trump… SUPER

(1:11:14) Supers… / chats… Full-auto 1884, Hiram Maxim, 10-per-sec

(1:15:52) DAVID, Ocala, FL: Long hair ‘68-80, Tupac

(1:19:36) DAVID: Mark, the Bible, Chosen, 2 Chron 7: 14, “Greater Works”

(1:30:09) DAVID: Mark’s agenda, Epstein, Trump, “Shadow gov’t”?

(1:34:27) ALLEN, MI: Woman pushed down

(1:37:06) ALLEN: Androgynous men… MARQUIS on JLP

(1:40:49) ROSS, NJ: Faith, living in the light

(1:48:06) DAVID, TX: Trump stronger

(1:51:11) Coffee: Cesar on sleeping late and Mark’s civil debate

(1:51:55) RICK, VA, and Hake voted for black women

(1:54:33) Outro

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Intellectuals. Ex-bf: “I want to wish them well.” TikTok livestream horror! “Our new country’s gonna be GREAT!” Autistic mother fights back!

The Hake Report, Monday, September 29, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start / Estamos en el Norte, v3 (Instrumental)

(0:03:53) Disclaimer

(0:05:00) Hey, guys!

(0:07:27) James respectfully banned

(0:08:44) Coffee: Popcorn: Intellectual, Trump’s “anger”

(0:16:28) Coffee: Anthony: Copts in Egypt, black in America

(0:20:15) Coffee: Ego Is Real: YouTube double-talk?

(0:21:45) DIEGO, CA: Gf’s father: You hurt my family…; I wanted to “wish them well.”

(0:32:08) DIEGO: Mama’s boy?

(0:35:15) ALEX, CA: POC mannerisms; Walking out on Bibi

(0:40:24) ALEX: Shootings, WWII, German side

(0:42:41) Crazy stuff… Be Erika…

(0:46:55) TikTok livestream horror… brutality, Argentina, Colombia

(1:03:03) War on Drugs

(1:06:23) Role Models, review of news…

(1:07:55) BRANDI, HI: Elsinore. Son autistic, fighting doctors.

(1:25:38) Estamos en el Norte, Anchor Baby … Jermaine?

(1:26:35) MARK, FL: Forgave mother; Supposed to warn pros/cons.

(1:30:15) MARK: Doctors develop an ego; Medicine

(1:39:41) JERMAINE, Canada: the Erika Kirk show

(1:46:44) Coffees: seeking truth, Tim Allen, Hake tees, unreported crime, blindness

(1:53:54) RICK, VA: Hope Winsome Sears wins… END!

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The top men in America are banned! Calls: more in-fighting over J-blame! Turning the other cheek. Blind smearing of Charlie!

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start

(0:03:38) The top voices alive are censored

(0:09:13) Hey, guys!

(0:12:35) HADEN, TX: Come together on one truth

(0:14:24) HADEN fave quote: Love an empty catchword… Trump, stats

(0:22:11) HADEN: Thoughts… Will it happen more? Weak right response

(0:31:36) MARK, L.A.: Peace and quiet

(0:39:42) ANTHONY, SoCal: J–blamers; H did right, but you don’t know what he did?

(0:49:12) ANTHONY: Fabian Socialism, identity, group-thinking

(0:57:08) ANTHONY: Not the only evil… Egypt

(1:01:11) Coffee: Mike on H

(1:05:12) Coffee: Carver on Greta Abba

(1:11:36) Coffee: Turkish transplant

(1:14:50) Coffee: Popcorn

(1:21:20) Coffee: Cesar, Zenny too emotional

(1:22:41) FB tip: Parables

(1:25:45) ALEX, CA: Turn the cheek meaning? …

(1:31:35) SERENDIPITOUS: Artist

(1:43:40) STEVE’N, MD: Charlie “Jerk”

(1:54:11) End

The Hake Report, Friday, September 26, 2025 AD

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A couple of angry “right-wingers” call. Crack down on “first-time offenders” and fare jumpers! Christians vs Christians over Jews!

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / “Echoes in the Keys (BEAT)” - Suno

(0:04:05) Hey, guys!

(0:08:45) Punchie TV yesterday

(0:12:05) Thx Nitt

(0:13:25) News… Kimmel… Govt jobs

(0:15:34) Crying SJW didn’t care CK, and had to say it

(0:22:56) MARK, L.A.: Zenny, John, Trump hates like me!

(0:39:41) ALLEN, MI: a jaundiced view of Christian denominations; Anger JLP tee

(0:44:58) ALLEN: Crime punishment, Uprightness

(0:48:31) ALLEN: Broken windows policing, fare jumpers

(0:53:22) Fare jumping and crime increased without Tap-to-exit

(0:59:19) “It’s Time for The Hake Report” 🎵 - Jake Hudson / Husdon, Suno

(1:02:55) DAVID, Ocala: Jesus loved Jews

(1:06:22) DAVID: Students “hate crime” pork on Rosh Hashanah prank

(1:11:14) DAVID: …Sundance Kid, Sam Elliott, Ted Nugent

(1:17:30) TERRI, OR: Very likely NOT first-time offenders; shoplifter friend

(1:20:05) ANTHONY, SoCal: YEsterday’s callers, Jews, blaming

(1:28:05) ANTHONY: Jesus was Jewish

(1:31:05) ANTHONY: Trump vs Erika, not phony lovey-dubby

(1:34:45) ANTHONY: Israel deal 1800s, UN

(1:36:34) ANTHONY vs ZENNY

(1:47:53) Greggatron; Aries1: Star forts: Statue of Liberty base

(1:50:29) Coffees: Cesar. Rex: Jeff? Mike.

(1:52:00) Coffee: Chris: Epstein kool-aid

(1:52:32) Coffees: YOU are never angry!

(1:52:55) Coffees: Popcorn: Deserve? Someone: John name

The Hake Report, Thursday, September 25, 2025 AD

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Contrived “forgiveness.” Anti-ICE terror! Eager to believe a lie? Black Jackson, MS. Sad and angry about Charlie Kirk. Israel-bashing Canadian.

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

(0:02:35) Music at the park!

(0:04:54) President Trump vs UN

(0:06:50) Hey, guys!

(0:07:53) Knowledge is Poison — and it is! — Hake tee

(0:17:31) July 4 Tx ICE shooting — protesters lie!

(0:21:32) Charlie Kirk vigil beating: Lie?!

(0:25:47) Don Lemon going crazy, Pastor honoring evil

(0:33:19) July 4: Solidarity with communists

(0:38:12) Sep 24: Today’s Dallas ICE shooting: illegals k—d?

(0:41:31) WILLIAM 7: Warning ticket

(0:47:13) WILLIAM 7: Anti-ICE shooting? Messages on rounds, Conspiracy Theory

(0:51:28) Supers

(0:58:01) News… Trump UN speech

(1:01:31) Jackson, MS, M— capital of the USA

(1:14:41) ALEX, CA: Real vs fake forgiveness: Bro stole my girl

(1:22:37) ALEX: JLP, Hake for Trump and Israel till the end. Bibi…

(1:27:47) HADEN, TX: John in KY

(1:29:19) HADEN: Angry at Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska passing

(1:37:36) HADEN vs JOHN, KY

(1:43:29) ZENNY, Toronto: Cope, Conspiracy, Israel, I’m part Jewish

(1:54:39) Closing

The Hake Report, Wednesday, September 24, 2025 AD

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Jasmine Crockett spouting ego! Charlie Kirk–Jimmy Kimmel fallout: false info! Dolly Parton on Appalachian families!

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start: Rosh Hashanah

(0:05:14) Coffee: Anchor Baby

(0:07:29) Hey, guys!

(0:09:41) Jasmine Crockett, Dana Bash

(0:25:44) JERMAINE, Canada: Jasmine Crockett, crime leniency

(0:39:38) Coffees… Erika and FBI questioning? Zinn (not Howard, but George) mess

(0:46:33) Dolly Parton on marrying young

(0:52:00) Coffee… ABC Link?

(1:00:16) Tylenol theory

(1:08:25) Popcorn, hang on, sir

(1:09:39) Jimmy Kimmel, Charlie Kirk; "They… dissociated from humanity"

(1:18:07) More reaction: Maher, Jon Karl

(1:22:40) Jason Bateman

(1:27:04) JOHN, KY: Trump is evil, hating

(1:34:41) Coffee: Popcorn judgin' blindly

(1:37:30) Coffee: Eric calls Rick asleep … Joel Brind

(1:41:33) ALEX, TX: Double standard

(1:54:23) United we stand against those who divide

The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 23, 2025 AD

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You succeed; you want more. Trump at Charlie Kirk rally: "Hate"?! Anglosphere recognizes Palestine, but not themselves! Obama: Real Presidents bring us together.

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start

(0:03:28) Schmax and Aut— in the Oval Office!

(0:07:01) Hey, guys!

(0:08:18) Wisdom: Success makes you want to keep at it

(0:14:23) Bodybuilding parallel

(0:19:12) Trump, Elon, shaking hands

(0:21:01) Trump at Charlie Kirk memorial (NewsNation video)

(0:38:01) WILL, TX: JLP judged Erika? Bibi war crime? Trump not somber enough?

(0:57:28) KEN (formerly KEITH), IL: Hamas using Palestinians like Dems use POC! Celebrating the wrong people! Glass half-full.

(1:04:29) Coffees… Mike, Terri

(1:06:58) Popcorn: Trump "hates"? JLP and your thoughts?

(1:11:35) WHM Pakistani in UK, Ben Affleck, Dearborn Mayor

(1:15:25) ARTHUR, CO: Y'all my Charlie Kirk. Jesus was disrespected… no surprise.

(1:22:10) Coffee: Cesar complimenting my shirt

(1:23:21) JAN, Germany: Good, evil, phoniness in post-Charlie Kirk "revival"

(1:27:31) JAN: What's to come?

(1:30:08) JERMAINE, Canada: Burpees? Exercise

(1:33:15) JERMAINE: Jurassic World Rebirth, Scarlett Johansson, couldn't watch it

(1:38:13) JERMAINE: Erika Kirk speech, emotions, weird, TPUSA direction

(1:42:13) JERMAINE: Trump: I hate my enemies!

(1:43:18) Countries on decline: "Recognize Palestine"

(1:47:25) South Africa neglect… Obama: real Presidents bring us together

(1:53:56) Outro

The Hake Report, Monday, September 22, 2025 AD

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Jimmy Kimmel, stubborn and angry? Crime stories. Sob stories: Is Gaza a "genocide"? Palestinian protestors, BLM, Charlie Kirk haters…

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start

(0:02:07) Jimmy Kimmel spoke in blindness

(0:07:32) Hey, you guys!

(0:09:28) Robert in KS being silly

(0:10:58) MICHAEL, Canada: R Kelly, Blink 183

(0:13:54) MICHAEL: RIP Charlie Kirk

(0:16:46) MICHAEL: Mimi, Rick, me, how people look in-person

(0:20:58) MICHAEL: Pushups, pullups

(0:25:15) CHAD, AZ, 1st: Kingdom of Heaven, Crusades, Islam not banned anywhere?

(0:38:45) Cesar tip: collage of crime stories

(0:45:22) Coffee, Pilled: Gaza and Israel

(0:52:45) Crying Palestinian Al Jazeera journalist

(0:58:18) Lying(?) Charlie Kirk mocker black — reminiscent of Democrats vs Tea Party

(1:07:27) WILLIAM: Emanuel Cleaver lied?!

(1:10:56) WILLIAM: Defund single mothers; Charlie Kirk conspiracies; Hawk Newsome

(1:17:31) WILLIAM: Claiming Charlie Kirk, not MLK… violence, Damon Imani, Islam

(1:21:44) F–b Friday (A.I. Golardo)

(1:25:06) OK we're back

(1:26:26) She's crying

(1:34:43) Coffee: Gnarles Barkley

(1:35:57) Coffee: Popcorn…

(1:41:46) Coffees, Rumble, Pilled…

(1:45:32) STEVE'N, MD: Is William black?

(1:47:43) BRANDI, HI: Prov, Job, Charlie 12: 23

(1:51:42) ROB, NorCal: Coincidence Theorists…

(1:54:25) Outro

The Hake Report, Friday, September 19, 2025 AD

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