The Hake Report

"Sick of us? Leave!" More reaction! Arrest Tish? Are Moors black? Derek Chauvin debate drags on! Saving a horse that fell in the mud!

The Hake Report, Thursday, May 29, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:05:05) Beaten-down men, propped up women, anxious kids

* (0:14:18) Hey, guys!

* (0:15:53) HADEN, TX: Ronnie's trolling chat

* (0:20:03) HADEN: Trump investigating shenanigans

* (0:28:56) HADEN: Obama 3rd term?

* (0:31:41) HADEN: Maze comeback: Look away!

* (0:32:37) JEFF, LA: Obama, Michelle, Fani Willis, Alvin Bragg, Letitia James

* (0:36:17) JEFF: Trump the truest American; F— it!

* (0:39:10) JEFF: Stev'n hates Southern accents?! Blacks "building"

* (0:41:24) Supers / Coffees … Moors? Clark Gable?

* (0:51:10) Rumble Rant … If they left… Dianne Feinstein

* (0:53:39) GRAHAM, PA: Ronnie mask-off!

* (0:56:52) DANIEL, TX: Moors, Othello

* (1:01:57) DANIEL: Identifying with being white

* (1:07:13) Coffee: Stung by a bee

* (1:09:49) MIT, Australia: Trump have a time machine? Overseas calling

* (1:14:32) MARK, L.A.: Deportations… African countries, U.S. cities…

* (1:19:30) MARK: Watch out for the black conservative; State of the country

* (1:24:11) MARK: CJ on Chauvin: Innocent? … Chinese Communism

* (1:34:03) Supers… Saving a horse from the muddy water

* (1:42:01) WILLIAM, CA: Ranch work; Chauvin

* (1:47:25) WILLIAM: Ronnie's trolling super chat

* (1:49:11) ARDENE, CO: Chauvin was hateful!

* (1:54:00) Closing

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Whites and blacks trolling and preaching! "Black fatigue" term may not help, because of anger! Derek Chauvin, "scumbag"? Howard U, "dump"?

The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 28, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:04:05) Hey, guys!

* (0:05:49) HADEN, TX: Karmelo charged as adult; "Black Fatigue"

* (0:15:43) HADEN: WNBA for George Floyd, Caitlin Clark

* (0:18:17) MAZE, OH: Haden, check yourself. Int'l calling, na-na-naaa

* (0:31:28) Be perfect … Walter Scott/Michael Slager story

* (0:38:26) WILLIAM, CA: Karmelo, other stories

* (0:43:24) MARK, CA: Ed Martin, Derek Chauvin, communists use them!

* (0:49:12) Caller wars… Proper police procedure…

* (0:50:36) CJ, WA: Hair-splitting?

* (0:52:41) CJ: Derek Chauvin's federal charges, excessive force

* (1:05:23) CJ: Derek Chauvin's wife divorced him!

* (1:08:21) CJ: Making a hero of a dirtbag

* (1:10:55) post-CJ rant, Joel Friday coming

* (1:14:28) Coffee from Ronnie: Got "black fatigue"? Leave!

* (1:17:49) JEFF, LA: We're Americans, Ronnie.

* (1:19:20) TRACY, PA, 1st: "Fast Car"

* (1:24:54) ROBERT, KS: Debate me

* (1:26:48) STEV'N, MD: Poor wh—te tr—sh

* (1:36:19) STEV'N: Phil Robertson, RIP

* (1:40:11) STEV'N: Howard University

* (1:43:21) Coffee from Cesar

* (1:46:01) Church beliefs can be corrupted

* (1:48:56) Supers: George Floyd

* (1:51:32) Peace in the Middle East

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College prez: "Trayvon Martin of the 1930s." 🙄 RIP Charlie Rangel. Callers: Derek Chauvin no good? Communist victimhood everywhere!

The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 27, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:00:57) FE questioner

* (0:04:30) "Trayvon Martin of the 1930s"

* (0:11:27) Boomer?

* (0:12:00) Hey, guys!

* (0:14:38) AARON, MD: Adults' kids' show

* (0:23:12) Coffee: Isaiah 43: 2

* (0:27:10) News… Mass shooting

* (0:32:16) Mass shootings continued

* (0:40:20) Charlie Rangel RIP

* (0:49:00) Trayvon Martin of the 1930s in Atlanta

* (1:02:29) CJ, WA: Derek Chauvin was headed for trouble

* (1:16:28) MARK, L.A.: Chauvin, MPD, Minneapolis

* (1:27:34) ABDULLAH, TX, 1st: Communism in our culture, Wahhabism, the Bible?

* (1:46:00) Supers - Classic callers, Priority callers

* (1:54:37) "Listen to Hake News" - Baixinha Forte

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It's Memorial Day. RIP Phil Robertson. FE callers! How does the sun work in the Southern Hemisphere on the FE model?

The Hake Report, Monday, May 26, 2025 AD — Memorial Day 🇺🇸

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Rough Start

* (0:09:25) Hey, guys!

* (0:10:01) MARK, CA: Problem race

* (0:17:14) Memorial Day

* (0:20:49) Trump loves even the scum

* (0:21:50) Coffees

* (0:26:12) RIP Phil Robertson

* (0:29:48) JEFF, LA, coughing

* (0:30:33) ROBERT, KS: Louisiana men, FE, vanishing fuzz? Russia

* (0:39:15) DANIEL vs ROBERT: FE and Sun in "Southern Hemisphere"?

* (0:44:15) DANIEL: Tropic of Cancer vs Capricorn on FE, Australia?

* (0:58:12) JEFF… Phil Robertson

* (1:00:52) JEFF: black people afraid of water, swimming… Africa? Kids

* (1:09:03) Coffee: BWFW

* (1:13:06) ROB, NorCal, 1st: FE, sunlight

* (1:24:13) ROB: Sunset per FE

* (1:30:52) JAMES, MD: FE moon and flood? Stories

* (1:33:51) GREGGATRON, Midwest: special TV bkgd for callers

* (1:36:40) ALLEN, MI: Looking into FE: Would they lie?

* (1:39:48) ALLEN: Fable of the ducks and hens

* (1:40:14) WAYNE, TX: FE pilot

* (1:48:11) WAYNE: Bible for men, not women

* (1:51:08) Last Supers!

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Terrible things happening in Africa and America! Hake's fitness gets scrutinized. Why are we in such decline?

The Hake Report, Friday, May 23, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:01:49) Placeboing, Supers: M— C— slurs, per Dictionary …

* (0:13:36) Rhodesian Ridgeback

* (0:19:52) Justin: God bless Trump

* (0:21:32) Hey, guys!

* (0:23:50) ALEX, CA: Culling elephants for Zimbabwe

* (0:29:37) ALEX: Uptalk etc

* (0:32:13) MICHAEL, Canada: Pushups, remedial fitness

* (0:40:14) MICHAEL: Mark Carney vs Trump

* (0:48:40) MICHAEL: Boomers in Canada

* (0:51:30) Super, Coffees

* (0:59:27) Chinese to Congolese … Forever

* (1:06:09) DAVID, Ocala: 12 pushups?! Working out

* (1:11:05) DAVID: Out-of-wedlock births, protection of God

* (1:14:06) DAVID: RIP Kevin Samuels…

* (1:15:33) DAVID: Angel Reese, Caitlin Clarke…

* (1:19:00) DAVID: Demographic change… Ilhan Omar

* (1:22:33) MANUEL, CA: Trump-SA refugee chess; Population decline

* (1:33:10) JEFF, LA: Cabbage gives cows gas; Trump "ambush"; Min wage

* (1:41:00) RONNIE, OH: Obama; White appreciation

* (1:47:09) BROGAN, Boston from Ireland: Problems

* (1:50:57) MARK, L.A.: They're let off for crimes! END

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Beautiful Trump exposes mocker Cyril Ramaphosa's South Africa, a deadly threat to the whites! Interesting calls!

The Hake Report, Thursday, May 22, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:02:54) Trump beautiful work, Cyril, Superman, Camera work

* (0:12:08) Hey, guys!

* (0:15:00) RYAN, IL: White men, come on

* (0:23:21) HADEN, TX: math

* (0:26:38) HADEN: Dems reaction to Biden

* (0:28:53) HADEN: Trump vs SA prez; Complainers stay here

* (0:32:25) CHASE, TX: Lost my keys and phone, accused this gal

* (0:37:54) MARK, L.A.: Rockwell Hall; interracial chasing

* (0:40:40) MARK: NOLA jailbreak, Trump on SA, Democrats in America

* (0:47:24) BUDGET mess

* (0:51:26) Trump cares about SA

* (1:02:20) JEFF, LA: Judge; Trump vs SA prez

* (1:08:02) JEFF: China doesn't want us to have a Golden Dome; Greenland

* (1:11:15) JEFF: Trump for America; W. Bush for pride … Joel Friday TV

* (1:14:59) Israel … Coffees

* (1:22:19) Supers: LYC

* (1:29:49) Terror attack in DC

* (1:40:16) MAZE, Dayton: Ill and uninformed

* (1:50:53) Bright Lights - "Summer Fire" / News…

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"Racism saves lives." Be careful of your identity. "Don't interrupt a black man talking." Communists recruit from the bottom! … Busy calls!

The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 21, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:05:10) Hey, guys!

* (0:07:21) MARK, L.A.: Racism saves lives

* (0:09:33) MARK: San Onofre, Marine Corps Base

* (0:15:48) ALEX, CA: "As a black man/woman…"

* (0:21:46) DANIEL, TX: Stomach bug; Nicole Simpson, Jewish?

* (0:24:06) DANIEL: Race, Religion: No legal protection for wh—!

* (0:28:54) DANIEL: Stick with a religion

* (0:33:12) Israel melodrama from the UK, EU

* (0:39:19) Severe weather!

* (0:40:21) RONNIE, OH: playing dumb

* (1:02:56) Supers and black thinking

* (1:10:30) TERRI, OR, Origins: Don't speak when a black talking

* (1:21:55) TERRI: Recruiting the youth

* (1:26:27) Competent communists?

* (1:31:19) Coffee: Ronnie's mathwork

* (1:32:22) ALLEN, MI: multicultural discord

* (1:40:00) ELI, not there

* (1:40:18) JEFF, LA: This preacher, Mandela, different races/roles

* (1:46:55) HADEN, TX: Y'all think Ronnie a good guy

* (1:50:05) MAZE, OH: Y'all…

* (1:53:25) Hake smokey song - Baixinha Forte

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Don't fall for the smears! Irish, Polish are white! Netflix 🤝 Sesame Street 🤦‍♂️ … Courts are being used against the people!

The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 20, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Stream

* (0:01:31) I avow Joel Diddy analysis

* (0:05:03) Smokey Robinson?

* (0:07:36) Hope I don't keel over

* (0:09:12) Scott Adams shoutout

* (0:12:02) Hey, guys! T. Baby JLP tee

* (0:15:40) MARK, L.A.: Attacking Irish, Polish, white family

* (0:20:24) MARK: Trump's love; "Supreme Court"

* (0:25:12) MARK: Ireland village flooded; Unelected commissars

* (0:27:41) ROBERT, KS: PDF accusations; FE

* (0:35:58) Sesame Street

* (0:42:47) JEFF, LA: Creepy

* (0:43:54) HADEN, TX: Memphis

* (0:47:27) HADEN: crime and identifying with blackness

* (0:50:35) HADEN: Birthright citizenship in SCOTUS: Trump, ignore Courts?

* (0:56:01) HADEN: 20M illegal immigrants

* (0:58:20) HADEN: MTG, Derek Chauvin… Michael Jackson

* (1:10:01) "They don't really care about us"

* (1:16:04) WILLIAM, CA: Schmaxx? Obama-Biden; Congress?

* (1:20:10) WILLIAM: Section 8? Death records. Congresswoman arrested

* (1:29:00) Supers: LYC

* (1:34:05) Supers… Crime, Spiritual Advice, Sesame Street, Cesar

* (1:46:03) DAVID, TX: Light spectrum

* (1:50:08) DAVID: Daughter gone lib in "university"!

* (1:53:14) Priority… Hake News rap - Baixinha Forte

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GUEST HOSTS: JLP fills-in for Hake first hour, taking calls, then Joel Friday second hour on Diddy and non-innocent accusers. Wayne: Multiple wives??

The Hake Report, Monday, May 19, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start with Jesse

* (0:01:15) Hey, guys!

* (0:02:35) … Walk out of prison

* (0:03:12) JOE, FL, quit job, withdrawals, nasty to my father, “he never looked for me”

* (0:32:32) Supers from JLP, oops

* (0:34:43) STEPHEN: evolution

* (0:39:54) OLIVIA, HI

* (0:50:05) WAYNE, Houston, TX: blacks just as smart as whites

* (0:56:32) COLIN, TN: call JLP tomorrow

* (0:59:52) Break

* (1:01:40) Joel Friday in for hake

* (1:02:44) Diddy trial, Cassie evil too

* (1:27:49) PAM, NC: dad friendly w female friends, they were not innocent

* (1:36:16) WAYNE, TX: We’re supposed to have multiple wives

* (1:54:05) Outro

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GUEST: Crishaun the Don on racial identity, who builds society, South African refugees, and our loss of bravery!

The Hake Report, Friday, May 16, 2025 AD

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TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:00:48) Anecdotes and lies... Job 12: 5

* (0:10:28) Hey, guys!

* (0:13:02) Crishaun is Anglo, Caribbean

* (0:14:26) If whites left… High trust society

* (0:22:30) MANUEL, CA: Joel, "bean," ape-ray, refugees

* (0:29:04) MANUEL: Refugee "families"

* (0:33:21) MANUEL: Super Mom… Formula babies?

* (0:37:29) MARK, CA: Without our power structure… white decline

* (0:50:22) LINGYU, L.A.: They call me names here, I'm from China

* (0:55:18) SKRILL, MSFT, FL: If they left… fighting!

* (1:03:02) Coffee: Soying out, Haka dance, white nostalgia

* (1:13:29) Coffees…

* (1:15:38) Super: Lin Yen Chin

* (1:18:07) STEV'N, MD: India, Egypt, Poland

* (1:25:46) ANTHONY, SoCal: Mark's race paradigm helpful? Mixed identity.

* (1:32:31) ANTHONY: Ideology is more powerful. Islam…

* (1:38:16) Supers: LYC on exercise and Mark

* (1:41:00) DAVID, TX: "Maryland man"

* (1:42:55) DAVID: Surprised by Joel; I was ex-homeless; parasite awareness

* (1:47:09) MAZE, OH

* (1:53:55) Crishaun, The Misfit Nation; Baixinha Forte - Hake News Rap

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