Various "news" items: ESPYs, NATO, Fox News bashers. Princess Bride quotes. Surgeon shot! DoorDash beating correction. Larry Nassar stabbed! 

The Hake Report, Thursday, July 13, 2023 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Topics / rough start! (stream dropped earlier)

* 0:02:12 Hey, guys! Plain reddish tee

* 0:05:03 ESPYs lame: Kiss up to people for politics

* 0:23:24 NATO lame: Subsidize Ukraine war

* 0:27:03 Fox News backstabbers "joint statement" blog

* 0:41:05 TRICK, MT: race, jealousy, hatred, division

* 0:50:15 Lay It Down - White Heart (1990)

* 0:56:32 Supers / Princess Bride quotes

* 1:04:14 (skipping stream) Surgeon shot by patient, TN 

* 1:11:13 DoorDash beating NOT DoorDash!

* 1:18:00 Eye drops contaminated, blindness, death!

* 1:24:17 Supers: 80s music, Hank Williams

* 1:29:50 Hake chat: News, it's hot, China moon, Actor strike

* 1:35:48 Flooded Montpelier pic (Hassan on Florida)

* 1:38:10 Larry Nassar stabbed in prison (girls gymnastics doc)

* 1:44:59 TKROfficial Telegram memes

* 1:48:18 Girls Gone Crazy - Huntingtons (2000)

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Vivek's Q's for FBI's Chris Wray. J Edgar Hoover, good/bad? Homeless bums and minimum wage. Joaquin Phoenix, short; Napoleon, tall. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 12, 2023 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Start

* 0:00:45 Topics: FBI, bums, Joaquin Phoenix

* 0:02:58 Hey, guys! Forest Home gray tee

* 0:05:59 DANIEL, TX: History

* 0:12:06 FBI's Chris Wray vs Gaetz, Ramaswamy

* 0:31:02 J. Edgar Hoover: Good? Bad? Mixed bag? (Hassan)

* 0:41:46 Homelessness politicians' racket (broken families too)

* 0:50:51 Minimum wage correlates with homelessness

* 0:57:19 Unchain - White Heart (1992)

* 1:03:13 Supers: Democrats, Hoover

* 1:09:44 WILLIAM: Henry Ford Sr, J. Edgar Hoover

* 1:22:39 Joaquin Phoenix, Napoleon Bonaparte

* 1:39:34 Thx for Supers

* 1:40:42 Multnomah hiker died; sub implosion

* 1:44:25 Abortion Hake chat

* 1:49:01 RICK, VA: whites correcting blacks, "Bike Karen" 

* 1:55:25 No Pool Party Tonight - Huntington (1999)

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NE flooding, mob attacks, black caller: conservatism vs liberation, Prime energy vs Schumer, NATO promo, petrodollar, Angry Joe Biden

The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 11, 2023 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Start

* 0:01:18 Topics: Floods, Violence, Caffeine, Ukraine/NATO…

* 0:04:40 Hey, guys! Orange Nevada tee

* 0:06:44 Flooding in Montpelier, VT (Katrina cleanup story)

* 0:15:30 Crowd of neighbors attack DoorDash delivery?

* 0:25:45 People try to pull you into identifying with others

* 0:29:10 DAVID, FL: Yesterday's Lynyrd Skynyrd tee

* 0:32:32 DAVID: Heather Mac Donald, class destruction

* 0:40:02 JASON, NY: The South, conservatives, liberation

* 0:56:06 How Many Times (Seventy Times Seven) - White Heart

* 1:01:27 Supers: Slavery, Destiny vs NJF, dam vs damn

* 1:06:01 Supers: Green energy, fetish defined

* 1:11:22 John from KY hung up; penchant

* 1:12:12 Prime energy drinks vs Chuck Schumer and kids

* 1:24:48 "Trans beauty queen" quote: "confident you" (Trump)

* 1:26:53 Tips: 12yo likes Prime; Bigg Bump: Slave to slavery

* 1:29:25 Companies still working in Russia, promise breakers!

* 1:31:14 NATO chronology AI propaganda video lol

* 1:38:23 Putin broke the petrodollar monopoly?

* 1:44:17 Honorary Flat Earth Society Member! Tireless efforts promoting!

* 1:47:34 Biden slurring speech. Gossip: "Angry Joe," per Axios!

* 1:53:51 RIP Mikala Jones, HI surfer

* 1:55:40 Nothing - Value Pac (1997, Jalapeño)

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Media against the people. Monkeys vs Apes! Fast ladies! Morning Star biblical discussion. Callers bash evil people! 

The Hake Report, Monday, July 10, 2023 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Start / Topics

* 0:04:14 Hey guys! Hassan at the beach; Lynyrd Skynyrd

* 0:10:39 Race, crime, AP

* 0:23:42 Scooter shooter

* 0:35:17 WILLIAM: Music fan

* 0:40:16 WILLIAM: Mimicking American blacks?

* 0:47:02 Monkeys vs Apes: tails, uprightness, intelligence

* 0:59:55 No Taboo - White Heart (1987)

* 1:06:43 Supers: Flat Earth, Public Enemy, IQ…

* 1:13:06 Fastest women: Flo-Jo, Jamaicans, Tim Scott-looking gal

* 1:22:10 Hake Chat: "Morning Star" Jesus/Satan (Hassan)

* 1:30:44 Hake Chat: Balltard, El Paso Walmart evil vs evil

* 1:32:40 THOMAS, OK: Look into Nephilim, FE, lied to

* 1:41:21 CJ, TX: Humans before Adam, Eve not commanded

* 1:48:45 ALEX, CA: Antifa, SF, black encounters

* 1:55:41 Supers / They Don't Know - The Cootees (1997)

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Trump 2016: "France is no longer France." Keke Palmer's based baby daddy catches backlash. Various news: PFAS, Britney Spears, MTG… 

The Hake Report, Friday, July 7, 2023 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Start / Topics

* 0:01:59 Hey, guys! New WHM tee!

* 0:05:58 Trump on France years back

* 0:22:41 Keke Palmer's boyfriend on immodest attire

* 0:43:55 Hassan on sex out-of-wedlock

* 0:55:34 Beat of a Different Drum - White Heart (1986)

* 1:01:11 Supers: Napkins, Immigration, Paris, Audrey Hepburn

* 1:13:51 Tap water has PFAS!

* 1:21:10 Explain different sea levels, Flat Earthers (FE)!

* 1:25:25 House Freedom Caucus ousted MTG!

* 1:34:47 Britney Spears vs Victor Wembanyama (Hassan)

* 1:41:57 Hake chat: CoCo, Flat Earth, Dogwood, Colosseum vandal

* 1:54:26 It's So Hot - Jacky Cheung (2001)

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Philly suspect NOT "trans"; DA not Christian! Fit black gal died in labor at home! Fake priest got illegal restaurant worker confessions! 

The Hake Report, Thursday, July 6, 2023 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Topics: Philly shooter, Pregnancy death, Fake priest…

* 0:04:55 Hey, guys! Forest Home tee

* 0:06:37 Philly suspect Kimbrady Carriker, ugh!

* 0:19:37 DA Larry Krasner vs 2A, more on suspect

* 0:30:51 Track star Tori Bowie died in labor at home!

* 0:45:41 GEORGE, OH: Sanger; therapy; rainbow and God

* 0:54:34 The River Will Flow - White Heart (1989)

* 1:03:02 Supers: Alpha Jerky, black health

* 1:05:50 Supers: Napkins restriction in L.A.

* 1:08:28 Fake priest took confession of illegal "workers"

* 1:19:03 Super: Mexico has Central America illegal workers

* 1:20:38 IG's Threads rips off Twitter

* 1:25:20 July 4 "gun violence"; Cocaine in the White House!

* 1:33:11 Hake chat: Rebel Flag; Overexplain; Do you choke? 

* 1:48:08 MTracey vs Keith Woods: "French" Algerian on riots

* 1:57:15 Coke Song - The Cootees (1997)

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'Moms for Liberty' cited Hitler targeting kids, and apologized! Sour grapes 'Revolutionary Communists' burn flags, and don't apologize! 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 5, 2023 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Start — Hake hates pops, snaps, and clicks

* 0:02:08 Topics: "Moms," Commies, Boomers, Environmentalists

* 0:04:37 Hey, guys! Oneida tee

* 0:06:13 Hassan's 4th of July, Hake's

* 0:13:25 'Moms for Liberty' vs evil SPLC, media

* 0:22:51 'Moms' chapter quoted Hitler, apologized 

* 0:42:14 Ford Fischer background: Charlottesville

* 0:46:45 RevComs burn flag in Philly (Communists)

* 1:00:38 Fox News at a diner: Inflation, Border, Impeach Biden

* 1:06:41 Bye Bye Babylon - White Heart (1989, Freedom)

* 1:13:30 Supers: Lawnmower. Greggatron/Bigg Bump. No napkins?

* 1:21:29 NICK, WA: Cyclist chant for Trump in Seattle

* 1:32:54 Super: Awesome music for once

* 1:33:55 Just Stop Oil "ticker tape" on grass tennis court

* 1:45:03 Time moved slower first billion years (Hassan)

* 1:53:08 Groundwater pumping shifts Earth's axis!

* 1:55:31 Anthem of Jimi Rocketship - Squad Five-O (1998)

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Fun calls: Equals with Caesar! Civil War and the South. Affirmative Action cupcakes! War in France! Funny names (Elon Musk, blacks). 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 4, 2023 AD — Happy Independence Day, and Happy WHM! 

TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Topics

* 0:02:13 Hey, guys! Rebel flag tee

* 0:07:26 DENNY: Gaius Augustus, slavery responsibility

* 0:18:00 Affirmative Action cupcake sale

* 0:21:58 France riots are war

* 0:29:25 TONY, CA: Loser flag

* 0:36:24 PRINCE VIBES, TX: back problems, strength training

* 0:44:50 PRINCE VIVES: Rebel Flag, wealthy black slave owner

* 0:48:43 CRAIG, IL: Friend is anti-POC. Upsetting.

* 0:58:18 Independence Day - White Heart (1990)

* 1:06:06 Supers: Nice shirt!

* 1:10:26 BIGG BUMP: Haters can leave.

* 1:13:44 TIMOTHY, VA: Snake in the grass!

* 1:20:11 DANIEL, TX: Civil War, Sam Houston

* 1:30:53 WILLIAM: Chester Nimitz, Supreme Court

* 1:41:23 Baby names: Da'3Varion, Elon Musk

* 1:47:36 GREG: Another snake in the grass!

* 1:54:16 Bye, all! Joel Friday TV next!

* 1:55:11 In the Line of Fire - Dogwood (1997)

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Baltimore had a bad mass shooting. A couple long calls on "autism," Affirmative Action (ending), and bad relationships! 

The Hake Report, Monday, July 3, 2023 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Start

* 0:00:32 Topics: Baltimore, Truckers, Affirmative Action

* 0:03:32 Hey, guys! World's Greatest Grandpa tee

* 0:06:14 Hassan and the beach (Mr. Sandman, his dog)

* 0:10:26 Baltimore mass shooting, destruction

* 0:22:06 Australia "hot-bedding"

* 0:23:57 JUSTIN, TX: Autism, Affirmative Action

* 0:47:15 DAVID, TX: "Community," Sowell, wrong woman

* 1:11:28 Morningstar - White Heart (1992, Tales of Wonder)

* 1:17:07 Supers: Riots, Dems, Entrepreneur, Deserve less? Fisherman riddle

* 1:29:53 JAMES, MD: Harbor Freight story, racist?

* 1:33:04 JEFF, LA: Target practice, community economics of crime

* 1:39:57 Trucker demand has declined post-shutdowns

* 1:42:31 Atlantic States not in original 13 colonies

* 1:45:22 NATHAN, IL: Won't date a gal who been w/ certain others

* 1:51:28 Supreme Court: Thomas vs Ketanji

* 1:53:43 Buttigieg vs DeSantis vs Trump on LGBT

* 1:55:32 Little Is Much - Mary Rice Hopkins (1991, 15 Singable Songs…)

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Ukraine, good for the climate! LeBron, devilish? Court for Christian discrimination! French BLM riots. Bud Light, trans sour grapes! 

The Hake Report, Friday, June 30, 2023 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Topics: Greta, LeBron, Clarence Thomas, France

* 0:02:18 Hey, guys! Green CA tee

* 0:05:49 Greta Thunberg met Zelensky (Pence did too)

* 0:16:36 LeBron James rituals, Satanic magic? (Hassan)

* 0:38:20 Justice Thomas, Supreme Court, rightful discrimination

* 0:54:59 She Is Far Away - Jacky Cheung (live)

* 1:01:27 Supers: Demon-rat, Wilt (Hassan), AAPI, WHM

* 1:09:56 Tried to get to Frederick

* 1:10:38 Muslim London Mayor's LGBTQI+ plaques

* 1:15:08 France BLM riots, Algerian off'd by police

* 1:29:43 Online harassment, esp. LGBTQI+ (ADL)

* 1:36:35 Dylan M. sour grapes at Bud Light (trans)

* 1:40:42 JEFF, LA: Have you had s**? (not bleeped)

* 1:43:14 Supers: Import 3rd world, Camp of the Saints

* 1:49:37 Relax in a riptide, float on your back, swim away

* 1:52:51 Don't hike alone. RIP Julian Sands, Mt. Baldy

* 1:54:14 Drunken Fist - Jackie Chan

* 1:57:47 The Fallen State, Nickstream, Church, 4th of July

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