The Hake Report

Trump, DeSantis, both bad on George Floyd kissing-up in 2020! Allen West on BLM: Soros-funded! Interesting calls on blacks, MAPs… 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 24, 2023 AD 

HAKE TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Rough start! (Restarted stream due to audio)

* 0:01:40 Topics: George Floyd, Trump, DeSantis, BLM

* 0:04:54 Hey, guys! Plain forest green tee

* 0:06:13 Trump 2020 kissed up to George Floyd (DeSantis too)

* 0:15:46 Allen West: Soros-funded BLM (side note: killable face)

* 0:21:37 MR MAD: What do you wish you knew 20 years ago?

* 0:29:19 JC: PWIs, anger, r-word (-ape), PDFs, R Kelly

* 0:45:11 DeSantis 2024 - America is worth it.

* 0:47:53 DeSantis / FL great immigration policy

* 0:51:46 怎麼捨得你 (Zen Mo She De Ni) - Jacky Cheung (2003)

* 0:58:41 Supers: well-wishes, stretch, JC, Shazam

* 1:00:03 Super: Janet Yellen's bad on US economic history!

* 1:02:01 WILLIAM: Asians, black grads, UC schools

* 1:15:11 ART: Puberty, black businesses, NYC subway marine

* 1:30:25 ISSA: types of Asians, love white people, love Trump

* 1:45:24 Super: Citizenship from Marines, smart

* 1:47:57 對你的愛越深就越來越心痛 - Jacky (1993, AGAIN)

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2007: Based Polynesian gets honest with a generalization. Black graduation display. The Color Purple redo. Some good calls! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 23, 2023 AD 

HAKE TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Topics: POC doesn't like them! Segregation in 2023

* 0:03:12 Hey, guys! Not all…but most JLP tee

* 0:06:00 ISSA, CA: Asian-American, LEGAL, love whites!

* 0:22:14 Supers: I disavow. No immigration!

* 0:27:20 FREDERICK: Close the border. Fed needs immigrants

* 0:35:54 Based Polynesian "racist moment in television" (2007)

* 0:51:54 UC Berkeley black-only graduation??

* 0:54:35 The Color Purple redo: Queens, center of the universe

* 0:55:53 Jian Ni Zhi (Tell You) - Jacky (2004, Life Is Like a Dream)

* 1:01:45 Supers: Asians, IQ, blacks…

* 1:04:37 CJ, TX: Engineers (women), South African friend's report

* 1:16:16 TRICK: Great call; feels Trump's controlled opposition

* 1:28:44 HARRY, GERMANY: Advice on Muslim gal

* 1:37:04 Jeff Bezos engaged to Lauren Sánchez (Hassan briefly)

* 1:42:14 Nancy Pelosi saved the Great Depression

* 1:43:41 MICHAEL, UT: Slavery a conspiracy to bring down USA?

* 1:46:42 DANIEL, TX: Has education always shut down the best?

* 1:48:53 Supers: Send them back to Mars? 

* 1:50:03 JC: Big Jim! You'd love The Color Purple

* 1:51:15 Volcano in Mexico! Popocatépetl

* 1:52:39 Smile Again - Jacky Cheung (1985, orig Neoton Família)

BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2023/5/23/the-hake-report-tue-5-23-23 

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Google doodle celebrates late misguided activist. White City Councilman on crack resigns! Jewish billboards in L.A. 

The Hake Report, Monday, May 22, 2023 AD 

HAKE TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Topics: Google is evil! Trans pride? Crack politician

* 0:02:43 Hey, guys! Wovenhand tee

* 0:05:08 Google doodle: Barbara May Cameron (RIP)

* 0:12:46 Trans debate: Why "pride"?

* 0:19:31 City Councilman on crack, resigned! (RI)

* 0:29:00 WILLIAM: Sharpton, Feinstein, Colonies, SF history

* 0:48:55 Supers: Chinese handler, Demonrat budget, Flat Earth

* 0:57:11 Come Closer - Priscilla Chan, Jacky Cheung (2001)

* 1:03:04 False start with Nate

* 1:03:52 Jewish billboards in L.A.: Angry victims, loving neighbors

* 1:12:19 Supers: Music, Schindler's List?

* 1:18:54 NATE: Weird story about his friends 

* 1:23:22 JOHN, KY: I'm not angry, but anger's okay

* 1:34:14 RICK, VA: blacks talk most about race

* 1:48:23 Supers: Israel, Jesus, Bud Light satire billboard

* 1:50:49 Climate activists dye fountains black

* 1:53:22 In Your Eyes - Sharon Cuneta, Andy Lau (2001)

BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2023/5/22/dont-resign-over-crack-mon-5-22-23 

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Anti-gun black "mama" fathers! Annoying female Dem vs FBI whistleblower! UK climate zealots battered! Adam Schiff graduation speech. DeSantis, tough on trans doctors! 

The Hake Report, Friday, May 19, 2023 AD 

HAKE TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Topics: Anti-2A mama-spirits, FBI Dems…

* 0:02:18 Hey, guys! Las Vegas tee

* 0:05:28 Gun-toting light-skinned upstanding guy

* 0:21:11 Eric Holder for brainwashing against guns

* 0:32:11 AMBER: They accuse me of acting white!

* 0:38:37 JC: maybe last time calling (hung up on)

* 0:42:57 Annoying Linda Sanchez vs Marcus Allen

* 0:53:45 Topics / song intro: Climate protest, Shifty Schiff, DeSantis

* 0:55:46 Lan Yu - Jacky Cheung (1986, Xiang Ai)

* 1:02:01 Supers: Towers, PDFs, 41 3/4, Venezuela anti-2A

* 1:08:17 Guy assaults environmentalists in the road, UK

* 1:17:59 Adam Schiff law grad speech against Trump (A/C!)

* 1:27:39 DeSantis criminalizes minor sex change doctors

* 1:42:31 MAZE: Y'all should feel same abortion vs adultery

* 1:53:08 Super: Hake fanbase. Why Maze? Sun climate

* 1:54:19 Dui Ni De Ai Yue Shen Jiu Yue Lai Yue Xin Tong - Jacky Cheung (1993, Zhu fu)

BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2023/5/19/brainwashed-mama-libs-spreading-anger-and-fear-fri-5-19-23

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FBI seeks pro-life lib at mom's house. Elon Musk: I don't care. I tweet what I think. Paul on marriage and life (1 Cor 7) 

The Hake Report, Thursday, May 18, 2023 AD — NO SHOW YESTERDAY Wed. 5/17/23! 

HAKE TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Topics: FBI libs, Elon Musk, marriage/Bible

* 0:01:53 Hey, guys! Willow Beach tee

* 0:04:37 Supers Brittney Griner, Russia (from Tues!)

* 0:11:10 Super: Russia for conservative Americans

* 0:13:09 Call from homeless nutcase

* 0:28:53 FBI ladies at "pro-life Antifa" girl's mother's house

* 0:44:24 JC celebrated our technical issues

* 0:51:58 American Anchor Baby, Women's Forum

* 0:53:35 Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow - Angus Tung (1989)

* 1:02:14 Supers bashing JC (Hake disavows)

* 1:05:21 Elon Musk intro: "Christian" confirmed

* 1:09:21 Elon Musk CNBC clip and commentary

* 1:13:37 MATTHEW: Vets on FBI (CaughtIntheMiddle)

* 1:30:12 Paul on marriage/life: 1 Corinthians 7 (Catholic)

* 1:41:17 Supers re: Hake, Paul, mess

* 1:44:21 WILLIAM, CA: Tries to talk about JC; 

* 1:53:39 Stupid Kid - Andy Lau (1999, Good to Be Back Home)

BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2023/5/18/the-hake-report-thu-5-18-23 

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FL teacher thinks gay's ok. Callers: Love self? One cusses. Interracial mess. NYC bans weight discrimination! Brittney Griner likes National Anthem again! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 16, 2023 AD 

HAKE TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Topics: gay Disney, AAPI muppet, weight discrimination

* 0:02:59 Hey, guys! JLP Beta tee

* 0:05:30 JUSTIN, CA: Love yourself to honor your parents

* 0:16:08 FL teacher shows gay Disney movie to 5th graders

* 0:36:15 Sesame Street's new Filipino puppet

* 0:39:29 NATE (cusses) dogs, Eric Adams, Jordan Neely

* 0:44:26 Eric Adams is weak to black peer pressure

* 0:48:59 Supers: God's law, teachers, homo, Obama debt, race

* 0:59:56 Lian Xi - Andy Lau (2002, A Better Day)

* 1:08:48 TRICK: Chinese culture

* 1:12:21 TRICK: liar, N-word, NOI, free association

* 1:29:35 Joel Friday TV, American Anchor Baby, Women's Forum

* 1:31:26 NC Gov Roy Cooper (D) vetoes abortion ban

* 1:34:13 NYC bans weight discrimination: Victoria Abraham

* 1:44:05 Brittney Griner: National Anthem "hit different" now

* 1:51:13 Anton pronounced AN-'n (Hake's great grandpa)

* 1:53:07 "Forget Love Potion" - Andy Lau (1994, Wang Qing Shui)

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More "N-word" assault discussion. Rape accusation injustice. Mother's Day music! Reporter slapped! Great calls! 

The Hake Report, Monday, May 15, 2023 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Topics: N-word, Mothers mess, Sex assault

* 0:02:24 Hey, guys! Get a Job tee!

* 0:05:02 JC hates Hake and BOND, but "prays" for us

* 0:11:00 ART: words affect us! N-word philosophy

* 0:37:02 ALEXIS: I was raped; Trump's innocent!

* 0:55:01 "I Really Love You" - Beyond (1989)

* 1:03:05 Supers: Shoutout! Justice; Bibby word wisdom

* 1:07:54 Graduate mother walked in labor

* 1:11:30 Reporter slapped by runner! (flashback)

* 1:17:46 Subway Marine charged! Money coming in

* 1:22:32 DAVID: Heard N from black kids! Assaults!

* 1:35:48 Pics of 27yo Dunkin' employee and 77yo victim

* 1:38:20 MAZE: Kyle Rittenhouse vs John Brown (terrorist)

* 1:49:50 JUSTIN, VA: N-word, respect, self-control, time/place

* 1:55:12 "You Are My Lady" - Andy Lau, Kenny G (1997)

BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2023/5/15/the-hake-report-mon-5-15-23 

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Big debate over blacks attacking whites over the alleged "N-word." (Can whites say it in love?) FDA lets "gay" and "bi" males donate blood. 

The Hake Report, Friday, May 12, 2023 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Start: Blessing song (Pengyou - friend)

* 0:01:39 Topics: Blood shortage?

* 0:03:05 Hey, guys! Mt. Baldy tee

* 0:05:22 Nick mentioned Rollo Tomassi, former JLP guest

* 0:06:45 JC: Why am I "mean" and "cruel"? N-word attack

* 0:30:10 ART: "Fighting words," but give a chance not to fight

* 0:47:18 ART: (JC lost his chance to talk!) "Discrimination"

* 0:49:41 Supers: "N-word," slavery, haters, judgment, wisdom

* 0:53:50 ALEXIS: Slavs were slaves! I lost black friends!

* 1:03:52 Shen Ming De Cha Qu - Jacky Cheung (1992, Love Sparks)

* 1:10:45 FDA allows "GB" blood donors; "mpox" now preferred!

* 1:18:21 Supers: Disavow slave tossing, Colors of the Wind

* 1:20:54 JUSTIN, VA: N-word is only said with anger as whites

* 1:32:49 WILLIAM: Hater? 400 years? Reparations? Cop killing! 

* 1:46:18 Don't intervene, don't say it, be wise

* 1:48:26 False start with BRIAN, NC

* 1:49:03 RICK, VA: Eric Adams, no responsibility

* 1:53:02 Qing Xi Ban Shen - Jacky Cheung (1994, A Warm Winter)

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Trump dominates CNN (Wash Post)! Great calls: divorce/remarriage, children, haters! MSM "RaCiSm"! Dan Bongino vs libs/RINOs! 

The Hake Report, Thursday, May 11, 2023 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Start: Thu, May 11, 2023 AD, 9:01 AM

* 0:00:40 Topics: Trump on CNN, RaCiSm, Bongino-King-Kinzinger

* 0:03:28 Hey, guys! Get a Job Alpha 2020 tee

* 0:05:46 DAVID, FL: First wife was "bipolar," self-medicated

* 0:20:59 DAVID: Book of Enoch, sons of God, daughters of men

* 0:30:04 Trump CNN town hall, Kaitlan Collins: Wash Compost

* 0:47:21 JC: Azzmador no good; You won trans debate w/ Leo

* 0:54:09 JC and HAMZA agree Hake is Hateful (angry call)

* 0:57:13 Zhen Ai - Jacky Cheung, 1994, Zhen Ai

* 1:03:04 Supers: Don't Say Suicide; True Love lyrics; BFF died; Glasses

* 1:11:19 SIMONE, NY: 12yo daughter dirty, whupped her. Fiancé helps.

* 1:23:12 Elijah Schaffer: BLM shooting, "racist" Army sergeant

* 1:29:47 Dan Bongino vs Stephen King: Adam Kinzinger takes sides!

* 1:38:48 WILLIAM: Not mildly attractive! 12-13yos; Problem tenants

* 1:50:06 Supers: Fake glasses; Bartering vs haggling; GPA; Period?

* 1:52:37 FREDERICK: Marriage, white babies, Trump national debt

* 1:54:11 Ni Di Ming Zi Wo Di Xing Shi - Jacky Cheung, 1996, Love & Symphony

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Lame GOP vs Biden! Rashida Tlaib's human illegals. Trump's MeToo lawsuit! Muslims are Democrats. Leave bipolar girlfriend? 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 10, 2023 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Start: Weds, May 10, 2023 AD

* 0:00:26 black gal maces teacher over phone

* 0:08:24 Topics: Biden "crime"? Trump "crime"?

* 0:10:48 Hey, guys! Daddy didn't leave you (JLP tee)

* 0:13:02 Nancy Mace, RINO vs Biden (House Oversight)

* 0:21:39 ART, OH: Women vote badly for America!

* 0:32:14 Rashida Tlaib: "No human is illegal"

* 0:40:07 TX cops repel illegal Rio Grande crossings

* 0:42:22 WILLIAM: Trump "rape" lawsuit; "racism" is a right!

* 0:49:96 Trump holding Bible, "defaming" E. Jean Carroll

* 0:55:58 Wen Bie - Jacky Cheung (1993, The Goodbye Kiss)

* 1:04:56 Supers: Azzmador vs black callers, Cartoon movies

* 1:13:02 TRICK, MT: Boomers, Muslims accepting LGBT?

* 1:25:37 Hassan on the Taliban: "based"?

* 1:27:25 Supers: Anti-white POC coworkers, white best manager

* 1:31:07 MARK, MD: "bipolar" GF, I'm still at parents: Wasting time?

* 1:48:05 MIKE, CANADA: Christians hate gays, not blacks!

* 1:53:29 MARK: Alone time allows you to look at your "self"

* 1:54:18 Blessing - Jacky Cheung (1993, Best wishes for you)

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