The Hake Report

Pelosi's portrait! Jory Micah blames Capitalism. Space, ovens, and spittoons! Rep Katie Porter: LGBTQ vs 1A, in USA and Norway!  

The Hake Report, Thursday, December 15, 2022 AD 

MUSIC: "Come Thou Fount of Every Blessing" - Sufjan Stevens (2002-ish, Hark! Songs for Christmas)  //  "What Child Is This?" - Phil Hahn and Steve Johnson (2013 or earlier, Songs of Christmas)  // 

CALLERS

WILLIAM, CA: Nancy Pelosi said she wanted Trump's economy to fail! // 

TONY, CA: Why are white people like Samuel Bankman-Fried so greedy? // 

DENNY, BULGARIA: Communist dictators victimize their supporters most! Nancy exposed China! // 

FREDERICK, CA: False history and false strength! Unions are taking over, maybe that's good! // 

ART, OH: Elon Musk's son was run-up-on by bad people! He should be armed and wise! // 

TIME STAMPS

* 0:00:00 Thu, Dec 15, 2022 AD

* 0:02:45 Hey, guys! Wovenhand tee

* 0:04:42 Nervous Nancy Pelosi portrait unveiling

* 0:13:42 WILLIAM, CA: Pelosi wanted Trump economy down

* 0:23:28 AJ vs NJF debate

* 0:28:31 Jory Micah: Capitalism causes deaths of despair!

* 0:36:25 TONY, CA: Greedy white folks!

* 0:45:27 Supers: Grammar; Joseph and Mary story

* 0:49:56 Supers: Azzmador on Tony, not normal whites

* 0:55:57 "Come Thou Fount of Every Blessing" - Sufjan Stevens

* 1:00:41 Reacting to the music, side comments

* 1:01:25 Supers: Azz on crematory ovens, math

* 1:07:07 Hake's new spitoon (not an urn!)

* 1:09:13 Space pics: James Webb Space Telescope (CNN)

* 1:12:13 All women are liberals

* 1:13:30 Rep. Katie Porter: Criminalizing identity online!

* 1:19:35 White House lit up "rainbow" colors again

* 1:20:42 Based lesbian Norwegian filmmaker faces jail

* 1:24:25 Christian Post: LGBTQ 'rights' vs. 1A rights

* 1:28:35 Tonje Gjevjon vs. Norway minister of culture and reality

* 1:32:01 DENNY, BULGARIA: Communist history, Pelosi vs. China

* 1:42:27 FREDERICK: Foundation of America collapsing! 

* 1:49:19 ART, OH: Elon Musk's son should defend himself

* 1:55:00 Super: It's not logic, HAKE! Don't call it that!

* 1:55:55 "What Child Is This?" - Phil Hahn, Steve Johnson

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Joe Biden shows love to trans kids. Liberal relationship tips for "men"! NZ's "health" minister is "proud." Callers on arming Ukraine. 10 years since Sandy Hook! 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, December 14, 2022 AD 

MUSIC: "O Come O Come Emmanuel" - Sufjan Stevens (2002-ish, Hark! Songs for Christmas)  //  "Mary, Did You Know?" - Phil Hahn and Steve Johnson (2013 or earlier, Songs of Christmas)  //  

CALLERS

ART, OH: Democrat fall guys // 

RICK, MAINE: We shouldn't arm Ukraine // 

FREDERICK, CA: Fake America, fake [them], REAL climate hype believer! (Missiles!) // 

BRIAN, NC: Correcting Frederick. Hake's "psh" is reminiscent of comedian Ed Bassmaster! // 

TIME STAMPS

* 0:00:00 Wed, Dec 14, 2022 AD

* 0:02:46 Hey, guys!

* 0:04:10 Mama Sleepy Joe loves trans kids

* 0:12:35 Stick with what you know (about Joe)

* 0:16:05 ART, OH: Fall guys for the Democrats

* 0:26:57 Fatherly: 25 tips, be a better 'partner'

* 0:37:59 RICK, ME: Not for arming Ukraine

* 0:41:38 FREDERICK: False notions, Real warming!

* 0:50:49 Kiwi 'health' official lady; Smoking; Jacinda Ardern

* 1:01:22 "O Come O Come Emmanuel" - Sufjan Stevens

* 1:06:00 Reading chat about music

* 1:08:05 BRIAN, NC: Correction on Patriot missile testing

* 1:09:46 BRIAN: Hake's "psh" is like Ed Bassmaster

* 1:12:00 Poor Celine Dion, neurological condition

* 1:17:07 RIP Mike Leach, 2016 pro-Trump clip

* 1:20:45 Bigg Bump tips

* 1:23:08 US Postage Stamps: John Lewis, RBG (LeBron)

* 1:32:56 Invasion coming after Title 42 ends

* 1:37:57 Student Loan forgiveness emails, oops! 

* 1:41:04 Super: Sion's perhaps poorly worded compliment

* 1:43:44 Sandy Hook, 10-year anniversary

* 1:53:29 OR death row inmates spared by Kate Brown

* 1:55:31 "Mary, Did You Know?" - Phil Hahn, Steve Johnson

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Christian gym TikToker! Democrat lady so angry! Deion Sanders leaves HBCU! Weed causes symptoms! Indonesia bans immoral sex! FedEx driver hurt 7yo? 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 13, 2022 AD 

MUSIC: "O Holy Night" - Phil Hahn and Steve Johnson (2013 or earlier, Songs of Christmas)  //  "The Friendly Beasts" - Sufjan Stevens (2003-ish, Hark! Songs for Christmas)  // 

CALLERS

RICK, MAINE: I like Petra! Good Christian rock! Weather outside is threatening for truckers! // 

WILLIAM, CA: College football information, and Deion Sanders disappointing HBCU lovers // 

BRETT, BOULDER, CO: Deion's coming to my town! People on pot and angry here! Not good! // 

TIME STAMPS

* 0:00:00 Tue, Dec 13, 2022 AD

* 0:02:28 Hey, guys! Why? tee

* 0:05:38 Godly gym gal on TikTok

* 0:17:37 NASA: first woman, POC on moon

* 0:20:58 Hake is live on Rumble!

* 0:21:49 Supers: CO legalized weed fallout

* 0:28:29 RICK, ME: Love Petra! Harsh weather!

* 0:32:49 I'm so mad I'm shaking! Elect good people

* 0:44:57 Democrat Dick Durbin on Kyrsten Sinema

* 0:47:15 WILLIAM, CA: Deion Sanders, college football

* 1:02:17 "O Holy Night" - Phil Hahn, Steve Johnson

* 1:07:21 Hake reading chat, reacting to music

* 1:10:17 Supers: Canada, DV, Scion

* 1:13:22 BRETT, CO: Deion Sanders, Boulder libs

* 1:20:29 BRETT: Pot adding to people's symptoms

* 1:30:17 Based Indonesia bans sex out-of-wedlock

* 1:34:07 Biden 2012: same-sex and interracial marriage

* 1:38:13 Mother of 7yo girl gone allegedly by FedEx driver?

* 1:48:46 Keke Palmer pregnant belly on SNL last week

* 1:53:42 Take a breather... reading chat about gym

* 1:55:19 "The Friendly Beasts" - Sufjan Stevens

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Pro-LGBT sports reporter dies in Qatar! Janet Yellen's pro-woman ego trip! Should Balenciaga workers quit? Peru's first female president! Liberal Sherpa arrested! 

The Hake Report, Monday, December 12, 2022 AD 

MUSIC: "Overture: A Partial History of Black Music" - Mervyn Warren (1992, Handel's Messiah: A Soulful Celebration)  //  "Ding! Dong!" - Sufjan Stevens (2003, Hark! Songs for Christmas)  //  

CALLERS

FREDERICK, CA: What you think of unions for companies? I'm retired! Took time to wake up! // 

BOBBY, TX: Balenciaga employees should quit over evil! MTG "insurrection" quote clarification // WATCH CLIP (14-min)  YouTube  |  BitChute  //

ART, OH: Ranting on various stories, some of which Hake hadn't heard! Brittney Griner's basketball card // 

JUSTIN, CA: Actor James Woods is fighting back against defamation, suing the DNC! // 

RICK, HAMPTON, VA: Putin got a great deal! Deion Sanders left HBCU for a "white" school! // 

MAZE, DAYTON, OH: Rick the slave is wrong, no one's mad about Deion making money! // 

TIME STAMPS

* 0:00:00 Mon, Dec 12, 2022 AD

* 0:03:02 Hey, guys! Tiger (not Lion) Headdress, Volcom tee

* 0:06:24 RIP Grant Wahl, sports reporter, rainbow tee

* 0:17:30 Janet Yellen, Lynn Malerba, women signatures on money

* 0:24:33 FREDERICK, CA: Unions? Retired! Personal history

* 0:37:13 New Year's resolutions

* 0:38:16 Super: Meat food shenanigans, lab grown meat

* 0:40:30 Super: China strengthens kids, USA weakens all

* 0:42:29 BOBBY, TX: Balenciaga workers should quit! (Hake not so sure) 

* 0:51:41 BOBBY: MTG quote: It was not an insurrection

* 0:56:42 "Overture: A Partial History of Black Music" - Mervyn Warren

* 1:02:22 Reading chat about music

* 1:03:40 Chat thinks Hake's defending Balenciaga 

* 1:05:33 Marjorie Greene and J6 "insurrectionists" 

* 1:06:29 First female Peru president Dina Boluarte vs Pedro Castillo

* 1:11:17 ART, OH: Rant on various topics: Reporter off'd? 

* 1:24:05 Lovely ladies getting rid of "corruption" 

* 1:26:16 Chat on Wahl dying: NOT vaxx! Climate? 

* 1:27:00 Liberal Sherpa scammed her mom? 

* 1:35:51 JUSTIN, CA: James Woods sues DNC, defamation

* 1:41:59 RICK, VA: Putin alpha! Deion Sanders left HBCU! 

* 1:48:56 RICK: Love Art! Midterms in AZ legit? 

* 1:51:09 MAZE, OH: Rick "the slave" is wrong!

* 1:55:41 Thanks, guys! No time left! 

* 1:56:08 "Ding! Dong!" - Sufjan Stevens

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Callers on Ukraine vs Russia, Catholic Pope. Caught shoplifter can't breathe! Brittney Griner's background (sorry, kids!). People are delusional!  

The Hake Report, Friday, December 9, 2022 AD 

MUSIC: "Armed and Dangerous" and "Beyond Belief" - Petra (1990, Beyond Belief) // 

CALLERS

DENNY, BULGARIA: Denmark has a good sense of identity. Putin and Zelensky: 2 big egos fighting // WATCH CLIP (12-min.)  YouTube  |  BitChute  // 

PAUL, FL: Trying to address a JLP caller. Input on Russia/Ukraine pre- and post-Trump // 

BEN, RHODE ISLAND: Ukraine-Russia? Catholics vs. Protestants hating Pope/Father/Peter successor // 

FREDERICK, CA: People confuse "ante-" with "anti-." I'm Egyptian. (Hake interrupts, being silly) // 

DIDN'T GET TO LAST CALLERS! Call earlier next time! 

TIME STAMPS

* 0:00:00 Fri, Dec 9, 2022

* 0:02:25 Hey, guys!

* 0:05:22 DENNY, BULGARIA: Beautiful Denmark

* 0:12:52 DENNY on Russia/Ukraine: Two big egos

* 0:18:42 PAUL, FL: Russia/Ukraine without Trump

* 0:24:59 BEN, RI: Protestants vs Catholics? Pope debate! WATCH CLIP (15-min.)  YouTube  |  BitChute  // 

* 0:38:28 Supers: Azzmador on Pope, Russia/Ukraine

* 0:40:15 Super: Bibby bday, Brittney Griner

* 0:41:49 Supers: BasedAF on census corruption!

* 0:44:53 Loss Prevention pins Shoplifter: I can't breathe! WATCH CLIP (7-min.)  YouTube  |  BitChute  //

* 0:52:02 Brittney Griner, WNBA "star" background

* 1:03:54 Paul Whelan background

* 1:06:16 "Armed and Dangerous" - Petra (1990)

* 1:10:38 Reaction to the music

* 1:13:25 FREDERICK: anti- vs. ante- 

* 1:20:22 FREDERICK interrupted (prior caller in chat complaining)

* 1:23:09 Selfish delusions of people

* 1:26:04 Super: T-levels in different races of genders

* 1:27:43 Kyrsten Sinema from Dem to "Independent"

* 1:32:25 Biden gives $36B to union pensions

* 1:35:08 Super: "independents" vote Democrat

* 1:37:10 Pickin' cotton ain't so bad

* 1:44:04 Han Solo, Indiana Jones, old and beta

* 1:47:23 Hassan liked Sean Connery, 007

* 1:50:58 RIP Kirstie Alley

* 1:55:02 Sorry, callers! Last supers! Thanks, all!

* 1:56:05 "Beyond Belief" - Petra (1990)

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"Hate Crime" charges: Dearborn, MI! Continued Flat Earth debate! Masked tough guy: Hold me back! NPR: Why the bad economy? Interesting calls(?)! 

The Hake Report, Thursday, December 8, 2022 AD 

MUSIC: "Take Me In" and "Salvation Belongs to Our Lord" - Petra (1989, Petra Praise: The Rock Cries Out) // 

CALLERS

RICK, ME: Flat earthers been smoking CRACK! (Hake disavows!) // 

K, BROOKLYN, NY: Deception, inconsistencies, in flat earth and moon landing debates // 

ALEX, QUEENS, NY: Rightwing influencers are not effective at creating change like leftists // 

FREDERICK, CA: Kosher foods a brilliant world-wide money-maker! Christians are losing, haha! // 

BEN, RHODE ISLAND: Hake, your show has feminine qualities. Catholic is real, Protestant fake! // 

TIME STAMPS

* 0:00:00 Thu, Dec 8, 2022

* 0:02:48 Hey, guys!

* 0:05:15 A) 'Ethnic Intimidation' charges – WATCH CLIP (32-min)  YouTube  |  BitChute  //

* 0:09:09 B) Rabbi felt threatened

* 0:19:03 C) Hassan Chokr's side

* 0:23:37 D) Mooning the other judge

* 0:26:19 E) Yair Rosenberg, troll at The Atlantic

* 0:29:19 F) Brother Hussein apologizes

* 0:32:47 G) Related chat comments

* 0:37:00 Reading chat: Flat Earth, Putin

* 0:39:06 Supers: Hake's taste, DC Mayor

* 0:40:57 Journalists strike at NY Times?

* 0:42:57 Peru first female "President" quote

* 0:47:50 RICK, ME: Message to Flat Earthers

* 0:52:29 Hold me back! Fight over masks? WATCH CLIP (5 min)  YouTube  |  BitChute  //

* 0:57:26 Preview next hour (Fake news) 

* 0:58:05 "Take Me In" - Petra (1989)

* 1:02:37 Commenting on the music

* 1:04:12 Chat: Attack on Christian churches

* 1:05:55 K, BROOKLYN: Flat Earth, Moon Landing

* 1:14:07 ALEX, QUEENS: The Right is ineffective

* 1:18:57 ALEX: (Hake confused by FB chat)

* 1:22:29 Bad economy! Who could have predicted?

* 1:26:17 (Hake interpretation of chat: "frozen") 

* 1:27:01 NPR: Economy, inflation: Whodunnit?

* 1:33:56 FREDERICK: Christians losing to unchristians!

* 1:40:53 Willow Beach, AZ, water levels

* 1:42:49 BEN, RI, critique: feminine Protestants

* 1:54:04 Reading chat, closing

* 1:55:50 "Salvation Belongs to Our Lord" - Petra

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