WHAT BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE THE START OF THE MLB SEASON THAN TO DRAFT TEAM NAMES...

OF NON MLB TEAMS

THATS TIGHT:

-MINOR LEAGUE

-INDEPENDENT LEAGUE

-OLDE TYME

-FOREIGN

THERE ARE SOME CLASSICS

THE NCAA POSTGAME GOES OFF THE RAILS WITH TALK OF:

-THEME PARKS

-COMPETING BUTTER SCULPTURES

-CHEESE FIGJHT

-ELITE 8 BEDROOMS

-TOM HANKS PORN NAMES

OUR (ALREADY OUTDATED) BRACKET TALK IS SUPPLEMENTED WITH

-GHOERGHE MURESAN TALK

-TOM CRUISE BASHING

Hashy drops a bomb on us in the form of a bracket of the fictional teams from 1994s Sega Genesis “Dicky V’s Awesome Baby” NCAA game

GOODS WAS LATE TO HIS OWN PARTY (FOR GOOD REASON)

BUT WHILE WE WAITED, WE SHOT THE SHIT.

I SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GET THE MUSTACHE BRACKET DOWN TO TWO EPISODES

THE WAY I DID THAT IS BY AGGRESSIVELY CHOPPING ANYTHING OFF TOPIC. BUT IT WAS TOO GOOD TO THROW AWAY, I HAD TO SALVAGE THE OVERFLOW AND PUT IT TOGETHER AS ITS OWN EPISODE

GOOD GRAVY IT TOOK HOURS TO GET THIS DONE, BUT BY GAWD WE DONE IT

THE CREW CONTINUES THEIR MARCH STYLE MADNESS BRACKETS WITH:

TOP 64 MUSTACHIOS

AN NCAA STYLE BRACKET OF TOP 64 TV NEIGHBORS

GOODS RUNS THE CREW THOUGH THE BRACKETS