The Hammer Time 1987 Podcast

The Hammer Time 1987 Podcast

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The Hammer Time 1987 Podcast episodes

  • When Even the New Grass Dies: Midterms, Nukes, and a Politics That Already Feels Over
    This episode of the Hammer Time 1987 Podcast returns after a summer break with hosts who open by joking that the show’s entire premise is losing—then spend most of the runtime arguing that American politics has already delivered the L.

    They start with football. The Buffalo Bills’ new stadium has a failing grass field that must be ripped out and re-sodded before an upcoming game; the hosts treat it as a small, almost inevitable farce. Predictions follow: one host likes Buffalo and Detroit for the Super Bowl; the other is more skeptical of Detroit.

    The conversation then turns to the November midterms. Using RealClearPolitics aggregates, they walk through Senate polling that shows Democrats leading or competitive in Texas, Michigan, Ohio, Iowa, Alaska, Maine, Georgia, and North Carolina, with Florida as the main Republican bright spot. Their conclusion is blunt: Democrats could take the Senate. They immediately undercut the stakes. Both parties, they argue, ultimately serve the same foreign-policy and donor interests centered on Israel; partisan differences on culture-war issues (they mention transgender policy) feel secondary.

    Looking ahead to 2028, they review a Quantus Insights poll putting Pete Buttigieg first among Democrats, followed by Jon Ossoff, AOC, Kamala Harris, and Gavin Newsom. They doubt most of those names can win a nomination or a general election and expect the next president to be a Democrat because they view Trump’s current term as a failure. Trump himself is discussed as a diminished, possibly unwell figure whose decisions they see as uniformly bad, not merely the product of age or “4D chess.” A Tucker Carlson clip arguing that any president who contemplates first use of nuclear weapons should be removed immediately becomes the pivot into foreign policy. The hosts agree the standard is reasonable and treat recent Iran nuclear talk as reckless or invented.

    Scott Horton is quoted to reject the “it’s about the oil” explanation for U.S. Middle East policy; the hosts accept his framing that the organizing principle has long been Israel. The episode then plays a long, explicit Brother Nathaniel monologue alleging secret Kabbalistic homosexual rituals used for occult influence. The hosts treat the claims as unverifiable but memorable and, in places, compatible with their worldview.

    They close the way they opened: Bills, a brief WNBA aside, a note that Dolly Parton has died, and a promise to return in a few weeks. The tone throughout is fatalistic rather than mobilizing. The listener is left with a portrait of two commentators who no longer expect meaningful change from elections, institutions, or the man they once hoped would break the pattern.
    36 min
  • Lindsey Graham Is Dead (And We’re Not Exactly Crying): War Hawks, Forever Wars & Monarchy Fantasies
    In this unfiltered, darkly comic episode of Hammer Time 1987, hosts and guest Garrick Wright open with a blunt declaration that Lindsey Graham is dead—and they feel more relief than mourning. The conversation dives headfirst into whether it’s acceptable to celebrate the demise of long-entrenched war hawks who refused to leave power, comparing Graham’s record of endless foreign interventions to the blood on the hands of far more infamous figures. From there, the show ricochets through a chaotic mix of current events: a Maine transgender Democratic candidate and a jaw-dropping Brother Nathaniel tweet, John Fetterman’s rumored party switch, Trump’s push to install Graham’s sister in the Senate, and swirling online speculation that Mitch McConnell is already gone (or brain-dead) while his staff allegedly deploys AI photos to delay a special election. Tucker Carlson clips fuel a scathing look at the expanding Iran conflict, Israel’s influence, and Trump’s inability (or unwillingness) to restrain it, while the hosts muse that America might be better off under an Arab monarch than its current “joke” of a democracy. Side trips include crypto skepticism, The Simpsons’ eerie predictive power and simulation theories, Mamdani’s New York mayoral ambitions, and a lighter close on the Buffalo Bills’ new stadium and urinal memorabilia. Equal parts gallows humor, conspiracy-tinged frustration, and anti-interventionist rage, the episode treats the deaths (real or rumored) of powerful senators as long-overdue political housecleaning in a system that only changes when people die.
    37 min
  • Pregnant Bonnie Blue's Golden Baby Shower Exposed — Plus Trump's Under Duress, MJ Was Guilty AF, and Taylor Swift's Satanic Wedding Plans!
    In this no-holds-barred episode of Hammer Time 1987, the hosts dive headfirst into pure degeneracy and elite-level conspiracy with zero filter. They open with horror at Bonnie Blue’s latest stunt: a very real pregnancy celebrated with a “golden shower” baby shower where men urinated on her, followed by a full orgy — all filmed, of course. The duo calls for her arrest, labels her a emotionless “robot” or sociopath, and pities the child who’ll grow up discovering mom’s greatest hits online.

    They roast America’s hatred of soccer while the World Cup rolls on (shoutout to Iran, Haiti, and Congo somehow qualifying), get weirded out by Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce planning a Madison Square Garden wedding (“She sold her soul") and break down a Michael Jackson documentary that leaves them convinced the King of Pop was guilty — citing the payoff, bed-sharing with boys, nudist books, and porn stash.
     
    Politics gets even darker: they lament Lindsey Graham’s inevitable reelection as proof the system is run by lobbyists, not voters, then spiral into full conspiracy mode. Using Tucker Carlson and Joe Rogan clips, they question whether Trump is under duress from powerful lobbies after the Butler assassination attempt, why he shut down his own investigation, the suspicious Charlie Kirk killing, Epstein files still missing, and his sudden neocon shift. They even float MKUltra theories and staged-drama possibilities while mourning how everything just keeps getting worse.
     
    Dark, unfiltered, and hilariously cynical — classic Hammer Time. All they do is lose, but at least they’re funny about it.
    40 min
  • Boomers Bury Massie, Ticks Steal Your Steak, and a Porn Star’s “Non-Cuck” Boyfriend
    In this raw, no-holds-barred episode of Hammer Time 1987, the hosts roast the primary defeat of Thomas Massie, blaming boomer voters, Zionist cash, AI deepfakes, and Trump world for taking out one of Congress’s most principled members. They declare the Republican Party on life support, call out the uni-party illusion, and wonder if voting even matters anymore. Other highlights include:
    • The never-ending Iran saga and Netanyahu’s apparent desire for endless drama.
    • Creepy “boxes of ticks” showing up on farms, the lone star tick’s meat-destroying alpha-gal syndrome, and Bill Gates catching strays as the ultimate mad scientist.
    • Lily Phillips’ new boyfriend insisting he’s not a cuckold while she films extreme scenes (but no kissing—that’s too intimate).
    • A hilarious Reddit dead-bedroom story that makes everyone feel better about their own lives.
      • Equal parts political rage, conspiracy vibes, and dark comedy—with plenty of boomer-bashing and “we’re all losing” energy. Classic Hammer Time.
      36 min
    • Time Travelers, Trump, and Tucker: The Wildest Conspiracy Theories of 2026!

      Dive into the chaos with the latest episode of the Hammer Time, 1987 Podcast! From a bizarre White House Correspondents' Dinner incident involving a supposed time traveler to Tucker Carlson's musings on secret societies, Freemasons, and political betrayals, this episode is packed with jaw-dropping theories. The hosts dissect Trump’s alleged globalist ties, wild claims about Laura Loomer, and even a scandalous NFL hot tub affair. If you’re ready for a rollercoaster of conspiracies, political drama, and a touch of dark humor, this is the podcast episode you can’t miss!

      55 min
    • From Chuck Norris to Trump’s Downfall: Aliens, Iran, and the End of MAGA – A No-Holds-Barred Podcast You Must Listen To!

      In this episode of the Hammer Time 1987 podcast, host Garrick Wright and his guest dive into a whirlwind of controversial and thought-provoking topics. They kick off with a tribute to the late Chuck Norris, reflecting on his legacy in film and television, before transitioning into a heated discussion about the current state of U.S. politics. The conversation explores Donald Trump’s controversial decisions, including escalating tensions with Iran, and the potential collapse of the MAGA movement.

      The duo also touch on the broader implications of political leadership, the influence of Israel, and the role of media in shaping public opinion. Adding to the intrigue, they delve into the growing fascination with UFOs, interdimensional demons, and government conspiracies, questioning whether these phenomena are real or elaborate distractions. The episode wraps up with lighter moments, including a nostalgic look at the Dallas Cowboys of the 1990s and a humorous take on the absurdities of modern life.

      This episode is a rollercoaster of humor, cynicism, and unfiltered commentary on the state of the world, making it a must-listen for anyone seeking a mix of entertainment and hard-hitting analysis.

      44 min
    • Satanic Pedophile Rings and Global Cover-Ups: What the Epstein Files Reveal

      In this explosive episode of the Hammer Time, 1987 podcast, hosts dive deep into the shocking revelations from the recently released Epstein files. From allegations of satanic rituals and coded language like "pizza" to connections with global elites, the discussion uncovers a web of disturbing conspiracies. Joined by guest Garrick Wright, they explore the implications of these files, the lack of accountability, and the broader societal impact. The episode also touches on tangential topics like alien disclosures, political hypocrisy, and the looming threat of war with Iran, all while maintaining a sharp, unfiltered perspective. Buckle up for a jam-packed, thought-provoking conversation that challenges the narrative and leaves no stone unturned.

      55 min
    • Trump’s Oil Grab and the Las Vegas Cover-Up

      In the inaugural episode of 2026, the Hammer Time, 1987 Podcast dives headfirst into the chaos of the new year. Hosts dissect the Trump administration's controversial kidnapping of Venezuela's leader, Nicholas Maduro, and the ensuing geopolitical fallout. They explore theories of oil-driven motives, regime change, and the unsettling parallels to past conflicts. The conversation spirals into broader critiques of political corruption, the Las Vegas shooting conspiracy, and even the bizarre baptism of an adult film star. With sharp wit and unfiltered commentary, this episode sets the tone for a year already off to a tumultuous start. Buckle up—2026 is swinging hard.

      32 min
    • The Truth About 2025: What They Don’t Want You to Know

      Buckle up for a wild ride as the Hammer Time 1987 Podcast dives into the highs, lows, and jaw-dropping moments of 2025. From dissecting Vivek's controversial tweet to unraveling conspiracy theories about Epstein, 9/11, and political cover-ups, this episode leaves no stone unturned. With biting humor and unfiltered takes, hosts tackle everything from global politics and cultural shifts to NFL predictions and processed food critiques. Don’t miss this unapologetically raw year-in-review that’s equal parts shocking, hilarious, and thought-provoking!

      56 min
    • Big Tents and Big Personalities: Right Wing Political Battles

      In this lively episode of the Hammer Time, 1987 Podcast, Adam and Garrick dive into a whirlwind of topics that range from the personal to the political. The show kicks off with a humorous discussion about colonic hydrotherapy, setting the tone for a candid and unfiltered conversation. From there, the duo tackles the upcoming New York City election, exploring the rise of socialist candidate Mamdani and the generational and cultural divides shaping his support.

      The conversation heats up as they dissect the Republican establishment's attempts to cancel Tucker Carlson, the politics of food stamps amidst a government shutdown, and the internal battles within the conservative movement over issues like Zionism and masculinity. They also critique the polarizing rhetoric of conservative influencers like Allie Beth Stuckey, sparking a debate on gender roles and societal expectations.

      The episode wraps up on a lighter note with a nostalgic tribute to the late John Candy, reflecting on his life, career, and enduring charm. With sharp wit, bold opinions, and a touch of humor, this episode is a rollercoaster of thought-provoking commentary and entertaining banter.

      32 min

    About The Hammer Time 1987 Podcast

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    If you’re seeking a no-nonsense podcast on American politics and current events, look no further! Join Adam Hammer and Garrick Wright for unfiltered insights from a conservative, populist viewpoint.…