The Hapatarians Show

We preview week 5, talk about the Thursday Night Football game between the Rams and 49ers, and more.

We go over Giants HC Brian Daboll going with Jaxson Dart over Russell Wilson, Micah Parsons’s return to Dallas, our inaugural Power Rankings, and more.

We talk about whether the Indianapolis Colts are a top 5 offense, if Baker Mayfield has solidified himself as a top 10 QB, whether the Philadelphia Eagles are regressing in the passing game, wonder which 0-2 teams will make the playoffs, if any 2-0 teams will NOT make the playoffs, and more.

We talk about whether the Packers or Eagles are the best team in the NFC, how screwed are the 49ers with all their injuries, if Mike McDaniel will make it the whole season, and more NFL news.

We go into NFL talk this week (and the rest of the NFL season) going over the Thursday Night game, previewing the rest of week 1's games, and other NFL related news.

We discuss The Howard Stern Show possibly ending, wild animals, and other wild things.

We talk about fans throwing green objects onto WNBA courts, Sydney Sweeney in an American Eagle ad, and more risque things.

We discuss CBS cancelling the Late Show with Stephen Colbert, ending the Late Show entirely in May of 2026, plus more things that are sort of important and may be life or death. Who knows? Maybe, if you look behind you, you'll see us waving hi to you. Or maybe not? Look! Behind You!

We talk about the Jeffrey Epstein case fallout, plus other things not as cringe as that.

We discuss Tucker Carlson vs. Ted Cruz, whether Mike Lee wants to sell American Land to the highest bidder, Donald Trump says his intelligence community is wrong about Iran, and more before WWIII and global warming happens and destroys us all.