The Hard2Watch Podcast

AMA Cap and The Monk!

Captain LAMOTU and The Monk discuss presidential brain worms, the state of modern reading technology, why running as a hobby is a red flag, and the Cap ruminates about how his pop used to make up and fall asleep during bedtime stories and reads you a couple first edition tales from The Brothers Grimm. This ain't your grandma's Rapunzel....it's like your great great great great grandmother's Rapunzel so there's a lot more fornication and violence! Classic children's fairytales The Hard2Watch Way!

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AMA Cap and The Monk!

Well kids, we're back in Jefferson Parrish with Steve and the gang to take on crime and the stories of the individual characters that make up the police force are really starting to come together. Follow along as Steven, the Colonel, Fat Bald Cop, Ethnically Ambiguous Cop, and Sgt Powell celebrate the life and legacy of the late Police Chief Harry Lee. This one sees Steven Seagal acting like an actual human being, possibly for the first time ever which really throws Cap and The Monk off. Plus we get a deep dive on how Officer Eric is waging a one man war on creole crime while the rest of the force drives six inches from Seagal's bumper, and the mighty Truckasaurus gets into mortal combat with his most dangerous foe yet! All that and more!

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AMA Cap and The Monk!

Cap and The Monk give you a double dose of History today when we learn why it's a bad idea to bury yourself in cement and what happens when a city breaks a Persian Kings heart. Plus our heroes stir up riots and lose the time machine?!?!?! Noooooooooo!!!

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AMA Cap and The Monk!

We're back for the stunning conclusion of Chief Seagal Lawman Episode 5! After two gun crimes Steven wants to make sure his boys skills are sharp so we get more classic police training in how to escalate every situation possible! We also break down how hurrying up to slow down on a breach is maybe not the best idea. Plus The Monk is sneaking up on you with the Crisco again! All this and more!

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AMA Cap and The Monk!

The Captain and The Monk are back on the streets of Jefferson Parrish with Chief Seagal and the gang keeping guns of the street and "gently" throwing people into cars. Our heroes also teach proper table etiquette so you don't look like a jacket full of assholes in front of your date. Plus 50% more shotguns, woodchippers and roleplay! All this and more! 

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AMA Cap and The Monk!

Today Cap and The Monk discuss the passing of starting Criminal of the Buffalo Bills The Juice OJ Simpson, We learn about nuclear energy and one of the AEC's many ridiculous shenanigans, when they tried to create a real life Fallout style religious cult based around buried nuclear waste and tales of The Cap'n in the Capital waste land! So strap your lead mask to your face and mount this bear with us, it's time to face the nuclear apocalypse and pass on our knowledge through oral traditions together!

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AMA Cap and The Monk!

Today we hop back into the time machine to witness the life and times of a little guy who's story is truly a tall tale. There will be carnival shenanigans, feats knightly daring do, duels, love, and ultimately our hero will find god (allegedly)....much to his detriment (As is how these things usually go). Buckle up because you're about to "ride" into battle with The Cap, The Monk, a pair of coconut halves, and Sir Jeffery Hudson! There may even be a slice of pie in it for you!

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AMA Cap and The Monk!

Today Captain LAMOTU and The Monk take on The Essential Conservative Core Games list. 40 Video games that are "Conservative"? We'll just see about that! Armed with a deep knowledge of Red Blooded Bible Belt America as well as Oxford definitions of what words actually mean, our heroes go through to whole list and get to the bottom of this! Time to find out if conservatives actually know what conservative is. You might be surprised on where we land on some of these.

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AMA Cap and The Monk!

The results of The H2Dub listener poll is in and Lawman 4 won in a landslide victory getting 100% of the votes, so Cap and The Monk put the work in and went to battle against Lawman yet again!. Round 4 is thrill packed with Steven Seagal wrist controlling cancer, Fat Bald Cop finding buccaneers prowling the streets, and We finally got to see Seagal's band in action. Plus a very special spoken word cover of Wonderwall. All that and more today on The Hard2Watch Podcast!

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AMA Cap and The Monk!

Today On The Hard2Watch Podcast Cap and The Monk discuss the enchanted land of Formosa where legend has it they eat their children and their cheating wives and wear dinner plates as pants! At least according to one guy who had Oxford University, nay, the whole of England fooled. Plus we read from an ancient manuscript, discuss depictions of Satan, and the Monk doesn't even bother to give us a conveyance! All that and more today on another H2Dub Random Historical Happenstance!

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