The Hard2Watch Podcast

AMA Cap and The Monk!

Merry Crimmis you filthy animals! The Hard2Watch Podcast has stuffed part 1 of our review of the epically terrible Home Alone 4 in your stocking this year! You must've been very very naughty.....Get ready to unravel the backstory of Kevin McCallister like never before. Find out what made him go from plucky young abuse victim and robbery survivor to jigsaw killer! We go deep on this one...

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AMA Cap and The Monk!

In this episode Cap is suffering some major jaw pain from what he thought was a wisdom tooth (turns out he would end up getting a piece of his jawbone removed. Yaaaay!) so he murders a bottle of tequila while saying offensive stuff and responding to the Monk's questions of Cyber trucks, Joe Rogan's stand-up stylings and more! Another classic Random Rambles! Enjoy!

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AMA Cap and The Monk!

It's getting late, almost time for bed. What better way to lull you to sleep than to have Cap crack open his story book to read you a couple more of his famous bedtime tales! This time we get the hottest new reality show featuring a mouse, a bird, and a sausage! See how the drama unfolds as this unlikely set of housemates try to live together in harmony. What could possibly go wrong? Plus, what happens when a maiden screws up her instructions on how to break a swan prince's curse? An incestuous monstrosity! Obviously. Not to mention cannibals and some irrational hatred of Porky Pig! All that and so much more today on The Hard2Watch Podcast!

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AMA Cap and The Monk!

Not going to lie, for months We thought we'd lost the audio to this episode but like a phoenix rising from the ashes, like victory snatched from the jaws of defeat, like a time machine not lost to the whims of fate, finally H2Dub Vs Lawman episode 8! Get ready for the most lore packed Lawman yet! This time with 50% more Steven Seagal pretending he's a doctor!

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AMA Cap and The Monk!

The Hard2Watch Podcast brings you a Thanksgiving feast with our first ever Movie review Double feature as we devour the C.H.U.D. movie franchise! Two hilarious hosts, Two terrible movies, Two incredible hours, One epic show! Dig in!

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AMA Cap and The Monk!

It's Turkey Time again and Captain LAMOTU and The Monk invite you to join them at the table to say what we're thankful for this year! It's and H2Dub tradition!

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AMA Cap and The Monk!

Rick Flair is hammered, The Creator of Dillbert wants to debate, apples are wearing lab coats, and Frenchie is being totally gay! That's right, it's time for more of Cap and The Monk's Random Rambles! Further proof that we need to take these guy's microphones away....Enjoy!

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AMA Cap and The Monk!

The Monk is here to tell us how the legend of Jimmithy Bond all began as he breaks down the very first Bond Novel: Casino Royale. There's degenerate gambling, toxic masculinity, and more ball beatings and bacon and eggs than you can shake a carpet beater at! For Queen and Country!

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AMA Cap and The Monk!

When a doctor (Question Mark?) gets paid in pie and cabinetry, a deadly virus breaks out, and hay bales start sniping cops, there's only one thing to do: Ride into the mountains to boil your piss and feed it to the troops of course! Join Cap and The Monk as they try to figure out just how the hell any of the characters in this movie are related to each other and why a secret DARPA base is filled with soldiers who don't believe in biological disasters. Plus, why does this alleged doctor, vet, rancher, CIA, immunologist have a complete set of fake I.D. forging equipment?! Steven Seagal as his best (worst)!

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AMA Cap and The Monk!

Cap and The Monk review history in this episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast as they dive balls deep into the first ever straight to video Steven Seagal feature film with no PPE! What happens when you mix an academy award winning director, the worlds preeminent Aiko master, and a book about a French Canadian? The Patriot is what happens. Spoiler alert: It's Hard2Watch.

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