Today on the show we discovered perhaps the most French crime of all-time, learned what this "suspect challenge" is all about on TikTok (kind of) and had a listener go on a rude date recently, which got us to questioning how everybody calls waitstaff to their table when dining out! 

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This morning we learned that many teams in the NFL have hopped on the Taylor Swift bandwagon, Dave gave out his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 8 in the NFL, Pepperidge Farms has bizarrely rebranded their Goldfish crackers, and some guy announced his wish to divorce to his wife through a celebrity Cameo! We also debated at what age should you cut off Trick or Treaters - if at all! 

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This morning we broke down the most pressing, important sports stories of our time - was Jason Kelce asleep at a Taylor Swift concert, and was Aaron Rodgers eating his boogers on the sideline? We found "the most terrifying haunted attraction in America" and want nothing to do with it, somebody used AI to make a Mortal Kombat game featuring pop culture celebrities, and we all shared our irrational fears this morning! 

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Rick watched the new Travis Kelce game show and needed to warn people, the new Nike ad with LeBron James and his son caught our attention, and shoe thieves got a half off deal they're sure to regret. Somebody shamelessly called CPS on rapper Cardi B, and after Chick-fil-A bizarrely announced a streaming service, KFC followed suit by announcing a white noise to help you sleep! We also hit the phones to hear your best stupid scar stories...

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Rick returned! And he finally hit an NFL parlay. An airport in New Zealand is putting a cap on cuddle time, the bodycam footage leaked from Patrick Mahomes Sr.'s DUI before the Super Bowl, and the newest streaming service has a scratching our heads! Plus, it's "Back To The Future Weel" so we pondered the one thing we'd change about our past if we could...

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This morning Dave held it down solo and found a head-scratching clip from Family Feud involving a dirty date. He also gave out his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 7 in the NFL, and talked about a KFC worker who was prepping food barefoot on the counter. So naturally, the listeners shared their worst barefoot violations and other tales of bad human hygiene! 

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Seinfeld mushed the Mets, we found a veteran of the hand-farting genre, and a woman somehow got convinced turkey legs are in reality made of ham! Rick's Apple watch has been freaking him out lately, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week" early, and hit the phones to hear about Halloween pranks after Dave's plumber got hit last week! 

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The big Netflix fight between Mike Tyson and Jake Paul is under a week away, and we talked the odds and what celebs are saying about it. Voice actor Hank Azaria continues living his best life, and Rick has an idea for a topical Halloween special! We also got food reviews of the new McDonald's and Wendy's gimmicks out there, and took calls to hear about the discontinued fast food items you wish would return...

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This morning we heard the latest viral plane freakout, eavesdropped on a cat convention's on-brand karaoke, and Rick had to rant on the uptick in ads playing across streaming platforms. A dog went viral for its colorful droppings at the vet, and we hit the phones to hear the foods you LOVE, but only in small doses! 

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This morning we reacted to the Eagles eeking out a win and Dave's "Pigskin Picks," found out that people are hacking Roomba vacuum cleaners, and broke down a standoff at a small town Burger King. We also aired a Grandpa who just discovered the joys of THC gummies, and read another listener email! 

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