Happy Friday! Nintendo has a new alarm clock on the market, we talked the viral sensation "Lieutenant Dan" who rode out the hurricane in his boat, Dave gave out his "Pigskin Picks" with a twist, and we hit the phones to hear whether you require permission to make a big purchase with your spouse! 

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Rick returned! That was the good news. The Phillies? Not so much. Dua Lipa disgusted Gordon Ramsey with her favorite homemade drink, there's new pants that can turn you basically into a cyborg, Geico's app has a creepy feature, and we hit the phones to hear about the incriminating pics you have of your significant other! 

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This morning Dave talked a house taken over by a hundred raccoons, a guy who trolled his wife because she finally cleaned the house, and a little girl who has a bizarre choice for a Halloween costume. We all got Italian lessons, thanks to one couple, and debated whether Zodiac signs are legit when it comes to relationships! 

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This morning Rick was out sick, so Dave juggled all kinds of topics, from the weirdest Halloween product out on the market this year to really bad singing courtesy of everyone from seniors to players. A hotel clerk really creeped out some woman, then interrupted her video about the incident! And the hot new fall fashion item is apparently robes, which always lead to awkward encounters...

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Dave came in hurting today, after his 7-leg parlay that would have paid $1100 crashed and burned on the last play of Sunday Night Football - and it happened past midnight! We talked about some idiot influencer who was texting while driving and paid the price, a brand new invention we have interest in, and a plane emergency that we just talked about last year! We also had another listener email to offer guidance to...

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This morning we heard about a rather odd snack being pushed by a former NFL star, crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and got Dave's "Pigskin Picks" for Week 5 in the NFL, plus hashed out the new accusations against country star Garth Brooks! 

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Everybody relax! The toilet paper panic is back, thanks to the longshoreman strike. We found one dedicated dad who refused to miss his daughter's wedding, and got another listener email which we took to the audience to solve his age gap dilemma! 

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This morning we talked Travis Kelce's new game show, and a goat that stole the show at a half marathon. Some guy in Texas stuck it to Swifties with a charity auction, the new Joker film is embarrassing news anchors everywhere, and all morning Rick was struggling to wrangle his Scream Chicken! We also hit the phones to hear the most humorous WiFi network names...

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This morning we talked about the deaths of two sports superstars within 24 hours, as both Dikembe Mutombo and Pete Rose passed away. Speaking of sports stars, one got pranked pretty badly by his new coworkers, and we tackled a new survey claiming "grunt science." We also found an early nominee for "Asshat of the Week!" 

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This morning we recapped how Rick did on his first football segment, found out there's a Monopoly drinking game on the market, and had some fun at the expense of a tv news crew. Some freaky revelations have come out about The Brady Bunch cast, and we hit the bedroom to see if you're the tuck it kind, or if you need it untucked!

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