The Heffernan Show (King Of Queens Podcast)

Doug and Carrie's weekend at a quaint bed and breakfast turns out to be less than desirable. Worse, they do not feel comfortable about leaving because they are the only people at the inn for the entire weekend.

Spence wants to go to a Fantasy Fest with Lou Ferrigno but dumps him after Adam West agrees to go to the Fest with Spence. Meanwhile Doug frequently visits a very pretty hairdresser.

Deacon gets a sandwich named after him at Cooper's, infuriating Doug. Holly (Nicole Sullivan) announces she is moving away with her boyfriend, but Carrie is not fond of the idea and Arthur cannot seem to say good-bye.

Doug finds out that Jared does not like him, so he tries to become friends with the guy but comes on too strong.

Carrie learns that when they were dating, Doug lied to her about his (un)employment status to get her in bed.

Doug and Carrie consider marriage counseling while Arthur wants to direct (and act in) a play at the senior center.

Doug wants Carrie to take pole dancing lessons so she can give shows for him in the bedroom.

When a man across the street dies, Carrie and Doug buy the house so they can sell it and make a lot of money.

When Doug finds out that he can earn a free Plasma screen TV at a timeshare ski resort, he tricks Carrie into going. But they both find out it will be difficult in getting that TV when the sales people enter the picture.

Carrie has a work event at a ball park, and she's trying very hard to impress a client, but Doug makes it very difficult.