If you've ever considered weight loss surgery, have a listen to this. We spoke to two incredible wāhine that shared their experiences with us, thank you Lisa and Kelsey! In other not as important discussions, we crowned a winner of the best card game EVER. And Stace went full mum mode and had to direct her son over zoom so he could find the toilet paper #mumlife

Stace heard her friend compare Tinder in your 30's to a very unexpected object, we won't repeat it but go ahead and listen to what she has to say. Now we didn't necessarily believe this, so we asked if we could hear some positive Tinder stories. And boy, oh boy, did we get them! We also came to realise that you shouldn't spend $1000 on a Dyson, there is a cheaper, albeit more annoying solution!

So you heard that Christina Aguilera was a diva? Well wait until you hear this story about our very own Anika Moa! We celebrated the Melbourne Cup by calling everyone horses! We're kidding... Kinda. And we wanted to hear about the little work perks you have the make the job a wee bit easier. Enjoy!

Do you ever eat food so delicious that you start snorting? No? Just Anika then... Well, anyway! We tried to find the oldest person in NZ that still gets called by a baby name. We're talking your 'bubs,' 'shnookems,' your 'googly bear' and everything in between. Also prepare to have your socks knocked off when you hear what Stacey's daughter made after Stace had just spent $180 on the same thing!

We've got nothing to say here except go to the toilet before you listen to the wonderful Michele A'Court, we were in fits!

There's no scam in this podcast, but there was a big ol' one in Stacey's credit card! Scary! What else is scary is the amount of shopping she's done that made the bank question it in the first place, eek! Did you know that apparently you aren't supposed to make the bed at a hotel, well sue us for being respectful guests and call it a day, enjoy!

Fur babies come in all shapes and sizes, some even in the form of a mouse. But the big question is, would you ever give a mouse mouth to mouse resuscitation? One of our lovely listeners did and we haven't stopped thinking about it since! We dive into the deep world of Siri and wonder what it would be like if Siri could do everything for us... "Hey Siri could you put my duvet back in it's duvet cover?" or "Hey Siri, can we just get on with listening to the Podcast?" Enjoy!

Yes, you read that right. The trampoline is a dangerous place for a mother of 4, as Anika found last week. You can imagine what happened but we'll let you enjoy it in all its glory! Speaking of the joys of motherhood, would you encourage your child to push someone back if they were pushed first? And because we can't go to Australia right now, we thought we'd get the strongest Aussie accent we could think of on; Sophie Monk from Bardot!

If you're confused by the title of this podcast, so are we. But alas, apparently it is quite common for underwear to fall out of trouser legs. Let's hope they're clean! According to children, Covid-19 is having an impact on their role play. We didn't see that one coming! And if you were to look at the last text that your partner sent you, would it be poem worthy? We test it out!

Honestly, we should've expected this when we put Instagram/Comedian extraordinaire, Celeste Barber, on the show with Anika (a.k.a Celeste's biggest fan). Not to spoil it, but there is talk of tatas, there is talk of pretend lesbians and Clarke Gayford gets thrown in the mix somehow.
In other chaotic news, we asked if people had ever lived with their ex. Turns out it is VERY common, and all very juicy!