Amelia creates a fake scenario for Liz to get mad about and people are addicted to porn at a shocking level. What’s worse: someone calling your boyfriend “good boy” or “daddy”? It’s a house divided, and may be the first thing we've disagreed on in years. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com

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Liz shares her Ins & Outs (spoiler: bangs made the list again), and Amelia shares her 2026 predictions, including bald being IN! You heard it here first! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com

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WE’RE BAAAAACK! Amelia’s driving this week’s episode which means it has zero structure and we take about 3 hours to get to the actual topic. We discuss the most coo-coo bananas AITA that is so unbelievable, it might not be true…but we’re choosing to believe it is. + an update from a listener! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com

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Liz and Amelia discuss dating trend predictions for 2026!

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This might come as a shock, but we came with actual topics today and ended up talking about none of them. Listen as we discuss “shrekking”, female friendships, and the MAGA Civil War. Do you have someone that you need Liz to talk smack about? Her and the fat little opera man that lives on her shoulder are on the case. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com

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PRESIDENT DJT CONFIRMED BISEXUAL! While Trump sucks off Bill Clinton, Liz and Amelia cover topics ranging from prenupts to adult circumcision. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com

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You know 'em, you love 'em, Amelia is assaulting Liz's thoughts with 'em. TikTok Sexy Chefs (which is mostly one man making a coconut squirt) is back in the zeitgeist. We also discuss performative males and how the general sentiment around them has changed with the times.

We also read a listener email from someone going through a brutal breakup and offer the kind of heartfelt but unlicensed wisdom that we refuse to stop giving out. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com

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Article's from today's episode: The Goon Squad by Daniel Kolitz for Harper's Magazine. https://harpers.org/archive/2025/11/the-goon-squad-daniel-kolitz-porn-masturbation-loneliness/

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You read that right, folks! We love men!!! What do small gestures and small ankles have in common? They both make Amelia horny apparently. Liz thirsts over parallel parking, and people are having less sex than ever. Happy Halloween! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com

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Everyone is talking about AI, including this podcast! Big tech is giving up on using AI to cure cancer and going all in on porn. People are trading in their real life relationships for their ChatGPT therapist, getting engaged with their AI boyfriends, and replacing any need for real human interaction altogether. God forbid you be inconvenienced by the arduous task of thinking! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com

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