The Hoely Hour

We finally cringed our way to the end of our first ever episode, and ultimately are so grateful we’ve grown up.

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IT'S OUR 200TH EPISODE! Amelia and Liz re-listen to their very first episode and reflect on what still rings true and what makes them cringe. Turns out you can change a lot in four years, but one thing that stays the same is Liz will publicly challenge any man from Amelia's childhood to a fight.

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What is the mathematical value of a high value man? Because the math ain't mathing. If Diet Pepsi is girlhood then womanhood is moving to Colorado during a quarterlife crisis. Is it worse to be a self-aware f-boy or an unaware f-boy?

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Amelia gets to put her favorite pasttime of making everything into a pun to good use in this week’s game “Hard Dick or Just a Trick?”, where Liz tries to guess which names are actually gas station dick pills. Are Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Keoghan Hard Dick or PR relationship? Is it Tonya or Liz’s brother?

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Some things are just offensive, you know? Liz and Amelia discuss whether or not certain situations are a joke or if people are trying to catch that smoke. Did you know that your girlies are syncing up with your period because they can smell you? Women are just really sexy sharks, if you think about it.

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Everyone's favorite GigaChad, Mr. Liz, fills in for Amelia this week. Liz and Mr. Liz tell each other their least favorite things about each other, their biggest red flags, and what they think of The Cheesecake Factory (the foundations of every successful relationship).

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Leave Ballerina Farm ALONE! Or free Ballerina Farm? Idk but it's probably not that serious.

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This is an official PSA to authors to stop writing sex scenes like y’all do. We discuss Mercury messing with everyone’s lives, the “backroom casting couch”phenomenon, and that little green bish named jealousy. Men, did you know it’s okay to trust your gut? You heard it here first.

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Welcome back to another episode of two ladies talking about whatever they want and sometimes sex and dating. The Year Of The Girl is in full swing and the weirdos are mad. Might as well face it, you're addicted to rebound relationships! I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this, but you need to break the rebound cycle.

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All the cool kids are getting covid! Liz has a weed/Nyquil/My Big Fat Greek Wedding-assisted realization about what her life motivtors have been. We discuss Trump’s (set up? inside job?) assassination attempt, the Cody and Tana situation, and we read a two emails from y’all (one of which made Amelia fully sob).

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