The girls discuss the Lily Phillips situation of sleeping with 100 men in one day, and the correlation (and maybe causation?) between violence against women going up and people treating sex workers so heinously. There’s also an update on a listener email we read last week, which leads to an important discussion about HPV. All around, super lighthearted episode! /s

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Cumversation: talking about where you’re going to cum BEFORE sex so everyone is enthusiastically consenting. Amelia has a list of sexual health updates and Liz & Amelia give breakup advice to a listener. And remember: these tits practice the 2nd amendment.

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Have you heard of “micro-cheating”? TL;DR: don’t think about hot people. The girls (of course) dissolve into a conversation about the state of the country, but this podcast is nothing if not the diary of Two Very Scared Girls.

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Nothing says "Thanksgiving Weekend" like a game of Football or Drained Balls. Liz and Amelia talk about The Substance and read a visceral listener Enemy of the Pod email!

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Well, America. We did it again (derogatory). The girls discuss the hell we’ve once again found ourselves in, we assign sexual orientation to your everyday things, and we read an Enemy of the Pod email about someone who really needs to find a hobby that doesn’t include stalking his ex.

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It's a dark time in Herstory, but hopefully this episode brings a little light to your day. You wrote in with YOUR enemies of the pod, and we're thrilled to hate them with and for you!

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Liz is in Paris and Amelia got her booty plundered by a camera and feels the urgent need to remind you the importance of getting your colon checked.

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Some sex disorders sound fake but are real, and some are real but sound fake, so Amelia puts Liz to the test. The girls also discuss a listener’s ex boyfriend who dumped her during the worst possible time, and they officially induct him into the Enemies of the Pod.

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Don't let monogamy stop you from meeting the next woman you'll cheat on! Condoms are like tampons: you should just have them on hand for whoever might need one. Anyways, let's talk about spooky scary things, like the global degradation of women's rights. SO FUN OMG!

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Liz and Amelia open up the mailbag and discuss a potentially shady boyfriend, and an absolutely shady ex boyfriend. We love hearing from y’all please never stop you are our lifeblood and we love you amen.

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