The Hoppy Boys are taken by surprise when stranger Mike Ockisitchy crashes their Friday night drinks sesh. After kicking him off the pod, the scheduled guest, Matt Ganesh joins them to chat pumpkin beers. This episode is objectively funny, but not because of anything the hosts say. 

Former college roomate and hard cider connoisseur, TJ joins the show to talk Redd’s Wicked Apple. They touch on the subject of hard cider but mostly talk about cats and poop.  

The boys recap their weekend of brews together and Brian fails a beer quiz. 

Fellow Long Islander, Christine Schultheis, give us the run-down on why she has claim to be Queen of the Claws.

Top-notch tea touter Kyle Chandler (SubtleTea) gives us the rundown on what it is like to be a real life brewing professional, all while scrutinizing whiteclaw's version of the very beverage he aims to perfect.

Ricky and Kayla of The Sick Invite Podcast join The Hoppy Boys to discuss the second White Claw variety pack. Ricky talks about all of the beer he “confiscated” as an RA at U Albany. Kayla then brags that she was awarded a day dedicated to her name in 2012 for most beers drank that year. Brian proceeds to get very drunk before the boys get yet another unsolicited call from Clyde. 

White Claw aficionado Travis  Hart hops on the pod to kick off Clawgust!! Travis explains the origins of his fandom for White Claw and why they continue to be his favorite alcoholic beverage. The three debate their favorite flavors and talk about how claws stack up against the rest of the hard seltzers in the game. Spoiler, there is actually quite a bit of boos talk in this episode. 

If you want to know what Brian, Brendan and Robyn talk about in this episode, then listen yourself you dink. 

Cross Country superstars (Division 3) Ben and Jeremy enter the Hop Head canon on a wild ride to Rhode Island! The two are experts in all things Narragansett beer and sport their useless knowledge on this useless podcast. The former college buds talk running stories and the logistics of beer miles. Brendan then explains how he once used his own penis as a brush to paint a picture of a penis… 

This is the second part of the sequel of a two part episode. Not at all complicated. Listen to the boys drink beers from New York and do bad English accents. Otherwise you’re missing out on high quality content.