When watching ‘Candyman’, have you ever thought, “You know, this ain’t bad, but mon dieu, not French enough for my liking!” The 2020 film ‘Kandisha’ doesn’t exactly have you covered, but it doesn’t exactly not have you covered either. Rib cage full of bees, legs of a goat or camel, same difference when it comes to supernatural entities you summon by saying their name multiple times in a mirror. Don’t even get me started on Bloody Mary. Also, some timely Predator talk, and JR gives advice on what not to do in an interview.

Did you like ‘The Substance’ but didn’t feel like it had enough SA/Revenge? Well luckily for you, director Coralie Fargeat made another movie in 2017 about just that! Sure, it’s only titled “Revenge”, but that’s a much smarter choice marketing-wise. Also a smart marketing choice, casting the most callipygian leads for all the ass men and women out there.

Are you looking for a movie about dark web child snuff films that you can show your Meemaw? Assuming she hasn’t already watched it, we recommend the 2023 Quebecois feature “Les Chambres Rouges”, or “Red Rooms” if you don’t speak French. Remember how we’re doing a whole French language horror thing? The theme continues un petit peu.

Mon dieu! The boys are diving into un peu de cinéma français with 2024’s MadS. Don’t let the misleading description fool you, this is every zombie movie you’ve seen, but with a bit of a stylistic twist, and we’re not talking just the “S” in the title being capitalized. Don’t worry, there are a lot fewer Mads Mikkelsen jokes than you would expect.

Nine years and 324 episodes later, author Ian Rogers returns to the podcast! We predicted back then that he’d be going places, and as his tales of wide book releases and consulting on Sam Raimi adaptations of them suggest, he is on his way to the moon. How do YOU get Sam Raimi to adapt something of yours? Lend Ian your ear and maybe you’ll find out…

The boys return, only kind of forgetting how podcasts work as JR’s babysitter clangs away for 20 minutes, but after that it’s all chiller, no filler. And the reviews, oh the reviews! We got Beau is Afraid, The Leopard Man, Nosferatu, The Wolf Man, Wolf Man, The Seventh Victim, Companion, Horror’s Greatest, and a little Dan Simmons duo of Song of Kali and Summer of Night. Seems like they also forgot to make a short episode as well…

Merry Christmas everyone, and as such here is our annual Christmas themed episode covering, er… the 2024 holiday classic “Oddity”. Alright, you got us, this is just something we wanted to watch because of the golem thing, nothing Christmas related, although if we are to believe this is a golem we could get a little of that Jewish mysticism in there. Do you love the scripts of Giallo films but dislike the colors and other distinctive nonsense of one? This here is a present for you then.

If you watched the opening of the first X-Files movie and said, "I need me more of that cave man horror!", 2022's 'Out of Darkness' is not that. What is it? Well, certainly not a film anyone who knew how to market a cave man based drama was involved in. Derek spouts some Neanderthal conspiracy nonsense, and JR seems to think people in movies are real. Another classic episode.

In our most provocatively titled film since “Butt Boy”, 2024’s “Daddy’s Head” is sure to get you on a list if you google it too much. “Daddy’s Face” would technically be more accurate, especially since you wouldn’t want to confuse this with some sort of “Head of the Family” or “Re-Animator” animated head scenario. What’s the scenario instead? Aliens? Grief? YOU DECIDE!

For a series that uses so many forward slashes in its titles that it tanks its SEO, 2024’s “V/H/S/Beyond” is somewhat of an outlier for the 7th film in a franchise. Sure, it still has multiple shorts involving bros dropping the f-bomb constantly, but it does seem to be trying to get BEYOND that. Does it succeed? Better give this a listen because no way are you going to put all the forward slashes in the right place to find it to watch. A third one “/” between the “S” and the “B”??? GTFO.