No clever description OR Brendan this week, folks. Sorry to let y’all down. But if your here to just hear some goons being goons? Then grab your headphones and that therapy cat, the show is about to start!

Let’s run this one one time, shall we? Take two for us with this episode about 1994! Brendan Fraser stars as Chaz in the cult favorite AIRHEADS, as the charismatic lead singer of the band The Lone Rangers. He’s taking hostages he trying to make it big. But here’s the thing: what if he goes TOO big and gets taken by an animatronic dinosaur? Then you get TAMMY AND THE T-REX, baybay!!! We got a killer party, Dino claws, and baby faced Denise Richards and Paul Walker. What more could Chaz want? We need our podcast played across the world! We’re just screwed up and average enough that we could create a podcast to live off forever. Someone call that cat to bring the episode down to the radio station!

Gather ‘round, kids! It’s time for ole Pop Pop Throwdown to tell you a story about their days in high school football, and more importantly, the time they single-handedly stopped an army of zombies! This week we’re checking out the 1992 breakout Fraser drama SCHOOL TIES, and the pre Lovely Bones’ Peter Jacksons gory cult classic BRAINDEAD (aka DEAD ALIVE). You better sit your cat down and talk about the importance of tolerance and a well maintained lawn over, because like your distant uncle, this weeks a doozy.

Love is in the mines this Valentine’s Day. With more bizarre love triangles than the band New Order, we got both the 1981 cult classic MY BLOODY VALENTINE, as well as the 2009 remake MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3D. What do a bunch of horny goons and truck stop escorts have in common? They probably like books, we assume. Oh! Speaking of books, Tom Hanks and Meg Ryans’ YOU’VE GOT MAIL, features a lot of them and are this weeks contestants. Can they message their way out of this mine sweep? What’s your cats a/s/l? Cause this podcast isn’t for miners!

It’s Olympics time again, and that can only mean one thing: Brendan Fraser requested the next few weeks off to watch, so guest Alyn Dougherty joins the Throwdown Industries’ four person bobsled team! Today we talk about of bobsled heroes, the 1988 Jamaican Bobsled Team! That’s right, we got COOL RUNNINGS today baybay. This 1993 classic Disney hit had the worlds head rolling. Speaking of head rolls, we thought “what better movie to pair with family family friendly classic” then the family trauma classic HEREDITARY. Does Paimon have what it takes to make the team? Did Sanka ever tell the group he’s allergic to nuts? Would Charlie try to eat John Candy? Tell the cat to stop banging it’s head against the attic, the podcast is about to start!

This week we’re proud to present Tim Burton’s MONKEYBONE!!! Hold on one moment I’m getting a messsage. Wait, he wasn’t involved? It was Henry Selick? Ok, well Henry Selicks’ MONKEYBONE!!! Staring Brendan Fraser as cartoonist Stu Miley, Whoopi Goldberg as death, and Stephen King as himsel…. Wait I’m getting another message… oh that ISNT Stephen King?! He’s not actually in it? You know what, screw it! THIR13EN GHOSTS is up, baybay! We got Matthew Lillard, Monk, a house of glass, and Shannon Elizabeth’s bra. Stu was about to escape death twice, but can he do it 13 times?! Or will he become the star of the sequel called 14 Ghosts? Why is Monkeybone here in spectral glasses? Did he send the cat down to the basement?! Someone go get it, cause the podcast is about to start!

We followed the trail to the end of the rainbow, and we did not find any coins (or anything worthwhile). Instead we found YOUNGER & YOUNGER. Brendan plays Winston Younger. He’s got great hair and that’s all we can say about this fever dream movie. He’s got a dad who he always has to chase down, but what happens when he’s the one getting chased? The culprit this time is Lubdan (real name), the titular role from 1993s LEPRECHAUN. Winston gotta deal with a little greedy old man who wants nothing but his gold, and that’s just his dad! Tell that cat to stop playing that damn organ and pick up his pogo stick. We need to get this podcast in order!

What happens when you mix Blue Powerade, lactose intolerance, and Yvonne? We get an episode where nothing makes sense but somehow does! We talk about life, mistakes, and whole lot about responsibility. Oh, also we mention the year 1994, with the iconic and unforgettable THE SCOUT! Starring our boy as Steve Nebraska, baybay. Also we get a little sexy with THE CROW and Brandon Lee. Why’s there a crow in our meeting room? Where’s the cat?! We need to talk about the podcast!

We got a bonus episode for you, baybeee!!! This episode is 100% devoted to the new SCREAM, directed by Radio Silence collective Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett. Does this entry hold up as a worth addition to Wes Cravens’ iconic franchise? Who know! Tell you cat to hang up the phone, GHOSTFACE is on the loose!

We have no description this week. This is a truly odd pairing. God help us all, even the cat. You know what? FUCK IT. Y’all know the routine by now! BFraser plays a fucking SQUIRREL in the animated film THE NUT JOB. Will the squirrel survive being turned into a WALRUS, in the Kevin Smith directed TUSK? WHO KNOWS?! It’s hard to tell what would happen when you replace a human character with a bushy tailed animated rat. FUCKIN NEW YEAR, SAME UNHINGED US! We’re back on our bullshit in full force! Tell you cat it’s weekly content is here and to stop shitting outside of the box!