HAPPY NEW YEAR, YOU FREAKS! New year, same ole Brendan Fraser. It may be 2022, but we’re going back to 1962 for this one! We got the incredibly sweet, but also incredibly naive Adam from BLAST FROM THE PAST. He’s trying to win a wife and collect hot Dr. Pepper for his dear old dad Christopher Walken. Although he grew up in a bomb shelter, he’s still got a good family life. The same can’t be said about Cole Sear, from the iconic Bruce Willis and M. Night Shyamalan hit THE SIXTH SENSE. He’s got ghosts following him around, all while he’s just trying to eat his roast beef. Can Adam help Cole be normal, or is he getting a hole in the gut? The cats not feeling too well. Get him some soup and the podcast, stat!

Well well well, look who’s packing their bags and finally taking out the trash: 2021. While this closing year is never ending, it did provide us some gems! Today the three goon boys reflect on our favorite releases. This episode has it all: hot takes and hotter family trauma. Two out of three of us has COVID, guess correctly and you may get a prize. Tell that cat to save some champagne for New Years, the podcast is about to say good riddance to 2021!

Oh, I didn’t see you there! Come on in, it’s the last Christmas episode of the season. We’ve had fun with terrible families, girls in chokers, balding men and a stupid green idiot. But now, sit back with us as we unwind with a little bit of horror vs. horror. First up we got Michael Dougherty’s visually stunning 2015 hit KRAMPUS. He’s got hells elves, psychotic gingerbread heathens, and a hole to Mordor. Are they a match for Joe Dante’s mega-hit GREMLINS? Stripes got a gun, endless raw chicken, and a pass to use the swimming facilities at the local YMCA. Will Krampus get stuffed, or will the gremlins become Christmas ornaments?! Crap, Mr. Wing is here and he’s mad we taught Gizmo how to podcast!

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house; not a creature was stirring… except for these fake Santa boys causing trouble. This week, we get to the bottom of who is the ultimate fake Santa. Is it the GRINCH, who’s green with rage at all the Christmas freaks in Whoville? Or is it (another) Billy, having a not so silent but incredibly deadly night? Tell you cat it better stay in bed tonight. You don’t want to end up on either of these Santa’s naughty lists! (Speaking of naughty lists: Devin Hite joins us again this week)

Tis the season to gather round the Nakatomi Plaza, because the vent boys have two iconic Christmas tales for you. In the 1988 Christmas classic, DIE HARD, John McClane is saving his marriage and the last bits of his hair. Sure he can harass Hans Gruber and his band of German goons, but can he get away with it against Billy? The attic dwelling creep from one of the OG slashers, 1974s BLACK CHRISTMAS? Billy is up there causing more mayhem than our boy Gabriel. Can John’s bloody toes stop Billy’s bloody crystal unicorn? The cat is passed out cause sweet Barb is here and she’s getting us all boozed up for the podcast!

Have you ever wanted to make your family disappear? And then have they disappeared in a horrific manor? It’s the Holidays, of course you have! Brendan requested the month off, so this week begins our Holiday Spectacular. We got 90s bee boy Mucully Calkin (Joe, fix my spelling) as Kevin McCallister in the Christmas blockbuster HOME ALONE. Sure he can rough around a couple of wet bandits, but can he trap the 3 psychotic goons in animal masks from YOU’RE NEXT? Or will he give his heart during his last Christmas. Get the cat away from the window! The podcast is about to start!

You wish it was 1997 again? Be careful what you ask for, because the wizard boys might make it true. We got the Wes Craven presented WISHMASTER, the Djinn is loose, and let’s just say causing problems. Speaking of problems, Brendan Fraser as David Gold in THE TWILIGHT OF THE GOLDS, has a big one with his family. Everyone’s wishing for solutions, and all David wants to do is have his opera to be a success and have a family who loves him for who he truly is. That’s a big ask, bucko! Now tell your cat to stop examining that opal, and examine this podcast instead!

Feet, feet, and more feet! The whiplash goons are going back in time for their Audition! Because everyone was looking for love in 1999. Brendan Fraser as the titular Dudley Do-Right has some snide competition in his movie. But the limb taker, Asami, is only looking for one true love. Will Dudley woo her? Or will he be sacked. Who gave the cat those eye needles!? Sheesh, good thing this podcast is audio and not visual!

It’s a new week, so you know it’s time to get insane with the Yum Yum girls. We have some movies for you. 2010 gave us the unfortunate, FURRY VENGEANCE, where our boy Bfraze plays a goon named Dan Sander. Can this corporate stooge go up against something this podcast is very familiarity with: another James Wan movie? Or will things get a little INSIDIOUS for him? Find out if he’ll come out on top, or if his membrane will be driven Further into madness. Gather your cat for the seance, we got a podcast to summon.

Season of the witch? Nah, it’s season of the KILLS! Which you know what that means: if it’s Halloween, then it’s time for evil to die TONIGHT. It’s time for another review by the we’re slightly ok boys. Today’s episode is 100% dedicated to the new release HALLOWEEN KILLS, the second installment in David Gordon Green’s HALLOWEEN reboot trilogy. Why is your cat going upstairs? The podcast is down here? Big John???