The Horror Times

This week, the creeps fall victim to an aspiring serial killer's charm. Dan has a housewarming party with his murderous pals. The film's documentary style makes Tiana sick, literally. Lauren's problematic romantic psyche exposes itself. Serial killers try to scare each other with campfire stories.

This week the Freddy nightmare finally comes to an end. Tiana improves upon a Hall & Oates classic. Lauren can't think of a better dream power than Taryn's. Dan defends the giant, glamorous Freddy in the sky. This episode also introduces the Pitch Revenge segment, where the creeps pitch new Nightmare on Elm Street sequels. Follow The Horror Times on instagram (@thehorrortimespod) and twitter (@horrortimespod) to vote for your favorite!

The creeps got so into this movie we broke it up into two episodes. Tiana calls the gang into her dream to look for something important. Lauren advocates desensitizing small children to instill an early love of horror. Dan blames Freddy Kreuger for his psychologically uncomfortable nightmares. Freddy sings the hits.

This week, Tiana, Dan and Lauren take a geographically impossible cruise from Crystal Lake to NYC. Dan nails a job interview for the position of ominous boat guy. Lauren learns the difference between New Yorker and Boston accents. Tiana and a bunch of street punks make Jason Voorhees feel welcome.

To kick off Spooky Season, this month the creeps are bringing you their Halloween essentials! First up: the reviled 1982 stand-alone entry in the Halloween series. Tiana's entire childhood gets shattered multiple times. Dan is appalled by the Halloween traditions of the coastal elites. Lauren leads a guided meditation.

On today's episode of The Horror Times, Dan, Lauren, and Tiana step over the velvet rope into 1988's Waxwork. ⁠ ⁠ Dan poses as a lawyer who doesn't give a shit about copyright law. Lauren learns about the dangers of champagne bottle impalement. Tiana sings a 100% original song about what's going on. Check it out here: https://thehardtimes.net/podcasts/⁠

This week, Tiana, Lauren, and Dan go deep underground to watch C.H.U.D. Tiana is convinced the sewer is the perfect place to record the podcast. Dan uncovers the Home Alone - C.H.U.D. shared universe. Lauren changes her stance on sword guys.

In this episode, Lauren, Tiana, and Dan dive severed head first into Hereditary. A seance goes wrong when Tiana's favorite cartoon character gets involved. Dan finds every single goof in the movie. A ritual Lauren did as a child leads to the demonic spawning of this very podcast. We also learned a powerful lesson: if you make too many jokes about demons, your audio WILL get corrupted and erased the night before your episode comes out. Enjoy!

This week, Dan, Lauren and Tiana take in an Italian murder play in Stage Fright. Dan attempts to explain the movie to children. Lauren uses a murder to find out if Dan and Tiana are pro-choice. Tiana teaches an abusive acting workshop and sings a ballad about paying rent.

On this week's episode, Tiana, Dan, and Lauren get serenaded by the Driller Killer in Slumber Party Massacre 2. Tiana sings a beach-friendly pop song about being in a psych ward. Dan tries to sell a murder condo to Lauren and Tiana. Lauren pitches a ridiculous horror movie.