The Hot Tip Line

I like to mend fences.

He said he’ll be your Jew too. So....I mean.....geez....ya got like three Jews here. Shadrach, Meschach and Abednego. That’s pretty good. Ya gotta consensus n stuff.

He said he’ll be your Jew too.

WHAT ABOUT YOU PEOPLE???! TANKS???! PLANES??!? ROCKETS???? BEATINGS??! This is ridiculous. You’re all alike. I know how you people think. I know everything about you!!

.....I don’t like you people.

......have....absolutely.....had....it.....with you people.

......that woman is a Jew. She talks like a Jew. She acts like a Jew. I swear she’s a Jew. Have you ever tried to talk to one of those people??! Do you have ANY IDEA how pig headed and stubborn they are?! YES!!! HEATHER IS MY JEW!! All she does is study study study study. More signs! More symbols! It’s ridiculous! I swear it’s genetic. They’re all like that, you know.

Sorry. Thought you knew.,

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