The Hot Tip Line

What made his self portraits so special? Insights. Here.

A chat with Wanda.

“I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M ON MR GORMAN’S GIRLFRIEND’S SHOW!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” Wanda

You’re the next contestant on This Rice Is White!! (Insert Price Is Right Muzak here)

“Your Towel Headed Pig is a sick joke.” Mr Gorman

So you guys got the New Tin Can, eh? Ya know.....we usta do the old Tin Can.....actually....recently...I learnt there were TWO Tin Cans. Can you believe that???? TWO Tin Cans. Wow. Sooooo whatever....ummmm.....yeah.....I guess they went POFT and fell down and Gorman gotta New Tin Can. Whatever. I don’t pay attention. Stupid Wall St rapists assholes. I *TELL* him like I’m gonna help ‘em and shit but honest to fuckin’ God I don’t give a Sophie rat’s ass. So like whadduh ya people do n stuff? Like computers and equipment and blah blah blah Top O The World shit? Totally. I get it. I know. SUDDENLY!! THERE YOU ARE!!! IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR!! And you’re like, “How’d the friggin Christ did I get here?” Ya know what I mean. Anyways....whatever....meds and nap time.

Hummus and gluten free bread.

What Would Sophie Do? What would Sophie say to ISIS?

ISIS has big plans and they want me to do a podcast about them.

ISIS planning attack on Rijksmuseum.